Findings:

• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• If there were more people like you, there would be more people
• If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
• If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• If I were Twenty-One I would be happy
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• If you would be so kind
• if everyone were 10% more good, there would be a 90% reduction in evil
• If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
• So you want to be a composer
• Mother, did it need to be so high?
• So you want to be a waitress
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• So you want to be an air traffic controller
• No actual dragons were harmed in the making of this product
• Making your body race so your mind won't be able to
• I Was the Girl You Were Told Not to Be
• We rode around the town late in the evening counting the streetlights to be sure all were burning
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• So You Want to Be a Rock and Roll Star
• Just to see what it would be like
• So you wanna be a hacker
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• If we were all part of one big television show, seriously, you'd be a poorly written character
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• can it be that it was all so simple then
• How long can any one heart be so confused?
• The total sum of all things would be zero if it was not for love
• Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging. Sort of like some men I know
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• This song is meant to be played so loudly it liquefies your thoughts as you drive at night through abandoned neon dinosaur bones
• If there were a slight, let it be fulsome
• I'm dreaming it so it must be true
• Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
• The Man Who Would Be King
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• Where we're headed, you'll be looking backwards
• So you want to be an editor (document)
• Things never were what they used to be
• How to be a jerk and piss off your SO
• It's so cool to be denied
• Once upon a time, I imagined she would be a river
• so be it
• What tasty food would be distusting if eaten over rice?
• eternity would be boring
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1795
• The easier option would just be to electroplate the chicken.
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1995
• Reality can't be whatever I want it to be, but maybe it's not so clear-cut, you know?
• We Thought You Would Be Prettier
• I never thought it would be like this
• We're supposed to be gone. We're a universe of ghosts.
• Imagine how the world would be if only wrecking balls could destroy flowers
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• So you want to be a DJ?
• It feels so fine to be a fish today
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• That would be me
• That I Would Be Good
• You could be so delicious
• So you want to be a star?
• If she were an insect, she'd be a moth in search of a flame
• Sometimes friendships were meant to be destroyed
• I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
• got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see
• Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• Life without music would be a mistake
• We'd all be better off if shaking hands were making love, and children were found in the cabbage patch.
• I saw it on the Internet so it MUST be true!
• So You Wanna Be A Lawyer
• It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner
• Your noise would not be missed here.
• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• i assume it is considered odd to be so fond of someone based on text alone
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• It's better to be alone than to wish you were
• how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
• If we classified ducks as monsters, well, that would be pretty accurate.
• Mandy would be happy if i died
• And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music
• Sushi would be what sophisticated human aliens would eat.
• That Would Be Enough
• So You Want to Be a Wizard
• This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
• Would you be more of a Jekyll or a Hyde?
• Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging.
• But what kind of violence would not be natural? Is not cruelty natural?
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• They knew what our pain would be.
• It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• will my heart be there, where I left it so long ago?
• Hitchhiking used to be so much fun
• It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• If you would be seated
• We wanted to be together, so we worked it out.
• We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
• What it's like to be in love
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
• Where would America be without Canada?
• This would be easier if we did it backwards
• The Filesystem That Would Be King
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
• How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
• The Ten Commandments revised
• Mind without body
• Like minded so you must be crazy
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• A whimper would be fine
• So mote it be
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
• The best kind of bartender
• You're too young to be so old
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• I beg of you, cradle my head so that I might be with you forever
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• So, you want to be a philosopher
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?
• If ifs and ands were pots and pans there'd be no work for tinkers
• So you want to be evil
• It's so hard to be unfashionable
• Linux would be dead without Windows
• If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
• it would be hilarious if only
• Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
• Making a fool of myself must be a hobby, I do it so frequently
• Why it is so hard to be yourself
• "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
• On what it is like to be so crazy you can't sleep
• Speed limits were made to be broken
• she can scream so loud you'll be looking for your ears on the floor
• I figured things would be okay once the werewolf started to cry
• So you want to be a telephone engineer
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
• Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
• Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
• what would it take to be serene again?
• It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
• thoughts and ideas ought to be convoluted, because the things and people that they represent are equally so
• They left the streets stained with blood, and their howling could be heard long after they were gone
• Although you are right, you were wrong to be confident
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.

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