Findings:

• I like it when I dream of her. It's the only time we get to talk.
• If only vegetables could glow like fireflies
• Gods exist but will only talk to those who stay awake after bedtime under the covers.
• If only you could see what I've seen with your eyes
• Imagine how the world would be if only wrecking balls could destroy flowers
• The stories I could tell you, if you only were here to hear
• In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
• If only I could get into her head
• And the passenger trains could only speak in the distance
• If only I'd thought of the right words, I could have held on to your heart
• if only he could hear my silent cries
• Only a little child could kill this cleanly
• If eyes could talk
• Catalog of meteorites that burned in a part of the atmosphere only we could see
• The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
• If these walls could talk
• the only comfort we could ever have
• Terry Colon
• Minty fresh colon
• Fred Colon
• Colon Cat
• Spastic colon
• colon cancer
• Colon Blow
• colon hydrotherapy
• colon (user)
• Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film For Theaters
• It could be the last time you see me alive
• could
• A little child could never kill this clean
• I wish I could upload my brain into Everything
• I wish I could cry
• I could care less
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• Because I could not Stop for Death
• The Ten Commandments revised
• Excuse me, could you explain again why you suck?
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• The best kind of bartender
• Loophole Abusing a Magic Cauldron, Chapter 6: Talk to Me, Cutie
• I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• Last night I could not sleep because of the noise in my head
• Could you give a little turtle a shot?
• I could never date someone who hasn't committed a major felony
• If I could let the universe swallow you whole
• If you could go back in time and kill Hitler, would you?
• Fifty works of English Literature we could do without
• Things that a fetus would say if it could speak
• Prolific? Maybe. It could just be the mania.
• Do you think you could love me now?
• If I could slip this skin but for a moment
• why i could never live in the city
• A really good sandwich that ideath could make to take to work with her
• The best phone call I could have made tonight
• How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
• Could you spare some change or maybe just a smile?
• Could We Start Again, Please?
• Stupidest thing you've coded just to see if you could
• The Little Engine that Could
• I could make a habit out of you
• On three separate occasions, I gave up my life so others could live
• i think i could love you
• I wish I could sleep on my back
• This could take all night
• I didn't think that the air could scream in resistance until you approached me
• If you could reset your life back 10 years, would you?
• Nothing could be further from the truth
• If I could do it all over again
• Things that could be
• They could have sprung 50 cents for a connector
• We could all be blind
• I could keep my sexuality private
• I could eat a horse
• She moved so easily all I could think of was sunlight
• Sometimes I wish I could just not care
• I could not fire
• If you could see me cry
• I could taste the air
• Screaming Bullet of Compact Imported Death, or: How I Found Out My Mazda Protege Could Go 130mph
• If you could read my mind
• we could lie and lie
• I wish I had the magic words that could take pain away
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• How could this happen?
• It was all I could do not to cry
• Brother could you spare some karma?
• The girl who could cry flowers (a parable)
• Could I Have Been?
• How one man could control the Senate
• It was the least I could do
• I could sleep now
• My preconceived view of perfection could not accommodate her.
• What could you possibly tell Hostess?
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could remember her as a firework
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could remember her
• A remembrance day I wish I could forget
• Nothing could be close to quite like this
• I could do without it, if I knew what it was
• And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
• I wish you could have met me before I became food
• I could hear her thoughts
• Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever?
• You said you could hear the galaxy
• Suspended in wonder at a world I could never understand
• If I could be someone
• When Night's Black Mantle could Most Darkness Prove
• In the darkness, where we could barely see
• Solving a maze
• I could take this in doses large enough to kill
• Could a baby eat another baby?
• Do the simplest thing that could possibly work
• Could you pick yourself out of a lineup?
• There could still be a reunion of The Band
• That's just my opinion, I could be wrong
• Then you could make out every time there's a Jewish holiday!
• And All That Could Have Been
• It could have been me
• He would shrink into the sky if he could
• Anyone could know just by watching her silent moves
• The mountain could be home
• If I Could Say Mother
• The time a thug punched my friend in the face because he could
• Where the water for the flood could have come from
• You thought the silent treatment was as cold as it could get
• How Microsoft could subvert the GPL
• After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
• Penis for a day
• Could AOL phone home?
• You could be so delicious
• Could/can vs Would/will
• might could
• It Could Always Be Worse
• Society could use basic cable rebirth
• The four-eyed girl could make me cry
• Her smile could light up a three-story building
• I don't think you could do this with a modern SUV
• How could God let this happen?
• The kinds of friends that books could never be
• Nothing could kill the Grimace
• though they could speak and had beautiful voices
• Could have beens, should have beens
• Over and over it would rain so that we could not dig the body up
• A day like this could make a Transcendentalist out of anyone
• I wish I could speak in code
• We could take our time
• It was a pauper's laugh. It was what I could afford.
• Three Golden-Tongued Knights, Whom No One Could Refuse Whatsoever They Might Ask
• I could lie like this forever
• I wish I could open his eyes
• If Chins Could Kill: Confessions of a B Movie Actor
• Could you have danced with me?
• If I could just watch myself burn
• I could use some of that frenzy
• Could a computer take the place of a child?
• As strangers they could speak, and it lifted the rain
• If we could build things out of concepts, I'd have pants made of lust
• With an army of cats at my command, I could take over Ohio.
• I could not hear the echo of my steps as I descended nor the sounds of animals, for they were hiding
• I had forgotten the bear's name, and could not find my way home to the Thousand Acre wood
• I Could Live In Hope
• I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
• I could drown in your eyes
• Could I bookmark you?
• If you could see her through my eyes
• It Could Happen to You
• I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
• Oh, that it were so simple. That I could just utter those words.
• Our Band Could Be Your Life
• I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
• We Could Be Heroes: tes's Everything2 Heroes Quest
• I'd like it here if I could leave and see you from a long way away
• The Princess No-one Could Silence
• They could have saved Kevin
• I could grow up to become the soft ineffectual synthesis of untold compromises that I am today

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