Findings:

• if you don't like what you're getting, change what you're giving
• How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Guns Don't Kill People, I like mayonnaise
• You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• love like you don't need the money
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• Never look like you're staring
• The only gay in the village
• people who don't exist
• Guns don't kill people; people kill people
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
• I am going to rewrite you so that I can still like people.
• We would like to apologize to the following people and stick in some amusing messages
• Damn, you're not gay are you?
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• Like drugs and alcohol, romance and Cafe Coco don't mix
• The difference between reply and reply to all
• The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• It's like you don't carrot all
• Walk like you're a sex goddess
• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• I Don't Like Mondays
• Playing Risk is like arguing on the internet. Even if you win, you're still retarded.
• Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
• People Like Us
• I don't like my smile
• Why I don't like enlightenment
• If you don't like it, leave
• I like hearing you talk. It doesn't matter if I don't understand.
• People on the dance floor who don't dance
• Guns don't kill people. Ninjas kill people.
• I don't like the looks of those teenagers
• Hi, meet my pitbull. His name is Don't Question My Fucking Premises You Ass
• don't go to bed without knowing what your enemies taste like.
• I don't like grass
• i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• Sometimes I don't want to understand people
• I don't like the drugs
• Goddamnit, man, it's like this shit knows what I'm fucking thinking
• Have you told your parents you're gay?
• Quizro's phone smells like cigarettes and Obsession for Men (gay porn version)
• Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity
• People in prison should be treated like animals
• I used to fuck people like you in prison
• Japanese people like to play games
• I'm reading this like you're chewing with your mouth full
• People tink I'm stupid 'cause I tawk like dis
• by people who know what salsa should taste like
• I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
• I hope you're fucking happy
• Problems with E2 user poetry
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up
• Why don't people wear pajamas all the time?
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• Nuclear weapons don't kill people. People kill people.
• Indigenous people don't exist
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• If you don't understand words, you won't understand people
• Don't encourage people to read
• Gays don't need us heteros to propagate gay stereotypes; they're doing just fine by themselves
• I don't believe in people
• You know you're in a terrible mood when the songs don't work
• Work like you don't need the monkey
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up (idea) mp3 (recording)
• Guns don't kill people. Skeletons do.
• I don't want to assert to young people that my lawn is not an acceptable venue
• Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
• I would like to return this bread because I don't like it
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• People who don't read
• Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• Guns don't kill people, paintballs kill people
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• Young People Fucking
• If you're going to masturbate, would you at least close the fucking door?
• The life you're fucking with may not be your own
• just like the seed, i don't know where to go
• gay people in the South African army
• (Sing If You're) Glad to be Gay
• Are all male catlovers gay?
• Why I don't like my fellow Asian youth
• The reason people go to war is because they don't understand the feelings of others.
• I don't see like you
• If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
• People who don't smoke will never die
• Feeling like you're moving when you're really sitting still
• It's almost like you're real
• Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
• insulting people you like
• Those two people like it, and they're shagging
• I Don't Like Monkeys
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• I like to kick people with my fists
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• stuff white people like
• All the people looking like they've been run through the life sucking machine. Twice.
• You're like a brother to me
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• i don't want to feel like i am the most beautiful thing around
• I don't think I like your system
• Why don't people remember how to use rotary phones?
• Well at least this time I don't think you're dying.
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• I don't like moving.
• People don't listen to my answering machine message
• Guns don't protect people; people protect people
• Don't drink and park, accidents in cars cause people
• Don't talk about your mamma like that
• Questions for those who don't like capitalism
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• Guns don't kill people, paperclips kill people
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• People with suntans don't look healthy, they look ignorant
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• You really shouldn't let people you don't know tie you up
• Here's your heart, usually I don't like dead things as gifts.
• Guns don't kill people, football kills people
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• Things people don't want to hear
• Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
• You don't know what you're missing without me
• Work like you don't need the money
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• Guns don't kill people. Robots kill people.
• Guns don't stop dictators, people stop dictators
• Don't misunderstand this one, it was like palm against palm through a window
• I don't think I like love
• Capitalize, please
• You're a poet and you don't even know it
• you don't love like a cold-weather man
• People don't flail when they die
• Don't you hate these clever people and these clever-people parties?
• 100% of people who don't smoke, die
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• I don't feel gay
• I feel like I don't know her for a moment. It passes.
• I like hearing myself talk. It doesn't matter if you don't understand.
• I'm related to people I don't relate to
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
• I am a bassist. Don't you fucking call me a bass player, ever.
• Sadly, I discovered I don’t like apples
• I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
• Don't Let People Kiss Your Baby
• telling people what they don't need to know
• I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• Hard like fucking stone
• You're awfully fucking fat for someone with leukaemia
• They hit each other, like fucking Christ intended!
• i don't like christmas
• You suckers still fucking node, but your noding wisdom. My bad.
• Those Don't Sound Like Bats
• most people don't know what they're talking about anyway
• I don't care if you're the customer, I still think you're wrong.
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once

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