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• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life. (dream) mp3 (recording)
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
• I must have waited all my life for this
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
• you would have been
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
• All the people looking like they've been run through the life sucking machine. Twice.
• The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
• And All That Could Have Been
• My entire life I have been composing my death poem
• do you remember the disco rhombus? it must have all been a dream.
• Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
• My life's got rags, my life's got riches. They've all been mixed together for so long it's hard to tell them apart.
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• It's been a night shift of a life for us all.
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• What Might Have Been
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• We all start out with the same alphabet. We are all unique.
• I have spent all night paging you
• Madmen have a world all their own
• you have all these dreams, you poor fucking fool
• It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• I have always been burning
• every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
• Some liberties have been taken with dialogue
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• we have learned all that we can from anal probing
• Your words are delicious and enticing, and I would save them all like love letters
• born under candlelight just from the edge of a knife, was it a life? or was it a light at all?
• Woke up this morning, blues all round my bed
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• Where Have All the Giant Radioactive Lizards Gone?
• It could have been me
• Grief, killing grief, have not my torments been
• We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
• We are the people we have been waiting for.
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems
• I had been hungry all the years
• At night, all American cities look the same
• if all of your nerves fired in reverse, you would die instantly
• Are tears all I have to look forward to?
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• My paintings are all I have
• How to check if someone has been through it all
• A day in the life of an Alzheimer's wife or how it all started with a missing spatula
• Day sleepers are on top in the bunk bed of life
• all living things must above all else have hope
• I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
• They all look the same
• Could I Have Been?
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• I have been showing you what a warrior is not.
• Your success in life has been predetermined from birth
• The path we have been walking
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• My one regret as of yet is that my life has been utterly tolerable
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
• I am not gay. I have never been gay.
• Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
• should have been an artist not a software engineer
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• Final moments lost to what should have been
• All Our Songs Sound The Same
• Where have all the poets gone?
• All the girls you slept with are getting married
• We are all we have
• Children are the same all around the world
• Weak and desperate from decades of commuting the djinn would barter all for coffee and a friendly ear (fiction) mp3 (recording)
• I broke up with God and my girlfriend, all in the same week
• Weak and desperate from decades of commuting the djinn would barter all for coffee and a friendly ear
• through You, all my wasted days receive a new life
• Been feeling red all week
• life is short, life is shit, and soon it will all be over
• once the coldest roads all led back to the same warm place
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
• I will have your blood. I will have all of your blood.
• Of all the species on earth, we have the ability to tell the long march of evolution to go fuck itself
• I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
• some people are so poor, all they have is money
• Where Have All the Catherines Gone?
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• we're all ready to break. has it always been like this?
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• I Have a Bed Made of Buttermilk Pancakes
• Fear Looks the Same in All Women's Eyes
• you have all forgotten the taste of death
• heart medications which all have names like alien military from other planets
• We Have Fed You All A Thousand Years
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• It Must Have Been the Roses
• All the fairies have gone
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• The bong on the table must have been part of the scenery
• Life had been an opportunity lost
• We need to keep fucking till we're all the same color
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• AES may have been broken
• The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
• The way things have always been done
• I could have been one of a two
• I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• Could have beens, should have beens
• I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
• I appear to have been misinformed
• CAUTION: Warning signs have not been installed
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• What if we all got jobs and got to bed before dawn?
• See a penny, pick it up and all day long you'll have good luck
• All cats have nine tails
• after all white horses are in bed
• For a list of all the ways technology has failed to improve the quality of life, please press three
• If All Men Were Brothers, Would You Let One Marry Your Sister?
• Long Haired Preachers
• If all you have is a hydrogen bomb, everything looks like the moon
• Where Have All the Flowers Gone?
• Strangers are unwittingly saving my life in 1000 little ways all day long.
• This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
• I have the mistaken belief that we are all good people
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us
• All you have to do is listen, and be ready.
• An Eternity Is All I Have
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• when all the white horses have broken free
• It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
• The "that music all sounds the same" fallacy
• all you have to do is think and they'll grow
• It's all I have to bring to-day
• All cell phones will have GPS capability
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people you no longer want in your life
• And after all that time, as with all superheroes, you will not have aged a single day.
• all life is no more than a match struck in the dark and blown out again
• "All these years," he said, "I've been opening the window and making love to the world."
• the day when the peasants would eat all the British media
• We are all extras in some famous person's life.
• let's pretend we're all the same
• The total sum of all things would be zero if it was not for love
• we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
• equality doesn't mean we're all the same
• All I have left to lose
• Alice without opening her eyes says You have to stop crying you are shaking the bed.
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• You can walk down a path you've gone down many times with the ghosts of all the people you've ever been.
• I would like for you to make your arms for me the way you make your bed for you
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• If you existed I would never get out of bed
• how life is all about loving and being loved
• all the poison pearls would laugh
• I know I have been dreaming
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• I may or may not have been naked
• I've been living my life half asleep
• My life has suddenly been decided for me
• What have you been smoking?
• Living your whole life with all the doors unlocked

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