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The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
All he left her was alone
he was a punk poet himself
He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
He was found
She grew a little older, while he was telling her
God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
He put a hand on each of our shoulders; it's a wonder he wasn't electrocuted.
Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
What's Hecuba to him, or he to Hecuba, that he should weep for her?
In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
He stretched out his arms but she was not there
If the government wasn't involved in the Sept 11 attacks, what was it doing?
He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
When Chopin finished a piece he stopped writing it
The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
making certain he was touching her
He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
More than he was willing to give
She was coming out as he was going in.
he was alive, and some of the other people, they were carbon copies
When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
He Really Wasn't That Great
He probably thinks he is doing fine
So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
It was late when he came home; it woke you up
At least he was gentle
The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
He Was a Crook
I married him because he was not mean
All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
Tom, He was a Piper's Son
He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
It was 1992. He smiled.
When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
he listened so well, he was still curious.
The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
he (or she)
The Trial: Andrew Johnson was not guilty of the crimes for which he was impeached.
The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
some say he was never here at all
Once there was a bug in a hole that he dug
He was hard in all the wrong places
That's Just How He Was
He Was Only Joking
He was a man stuck between the objective and the subjective
I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
"He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
Shaymus is older than I thought he was
He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
"Takeoff?" he said. "Can we handle that much torque?"
He asks, anxious to hear the story
He who controls the past controls the future
If he fell off the Co-op he'd land in the divvy
He Has Left Us Alone But Shafts of Light Sometimes Grace the Corner of Our Rooms
He brings me books like flowers
He doesn't bite
She calls him Sugarcane. He calls her Hurricane.
He (user)
He says the most beautiful things
I'm not HIS sister; he's MY brother
First thing he guesses is, it's a lipstick kiss on a piece of paper
He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
A man is known by the company he keeps.
He needed to repeat some well-used mantra of love just one more time
I didn't say he ate your dog
He would shrink into the sky if he could
Some say he once killed a man with a guitar string
In the dream he laughs and says, You thought they were graceful on the ground
He makes me feel alone just by being there
What He Suffered
In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
He died on a Sunday morning
He Hate Me
Xiao Sha Lao He!
Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
How Eulenspiegel announced he wanted to fly
He never looked back
The Pilgrim's Progress: Part I: He is entertained
doing laundry in college
He Ain't Heavy, He's My Father
he kissed me for a year and a half
An E2 Seattle debauch aftermath node
I can't operate on this boy; he is my son
He searches
He didn't want to be Gary anymore
For my father, in the event he finds me
He ain't heavy, he's my brother
He and She
He flops over and bonks his head
José Bové explains why he destroyed genetically modified maize
He and she are one
mad he (user)
"Shut up," he explained
H.E. Roscoe
I wonder if he ever thinks about me
Meditation V: Of the Essence of Material Things, and, again, of God, that he Exists
Meditation III: Of God: that he Exists
She knew what she was doing
Our God, He Is Alive
he held secret conversations with statues
He gave her a daisy
Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
He not busy being born is busy dying
He Who Is Death
whatever he touches, if it isn't false already, becomes false
He is so heavy when he whispers
The time a thug punched my friend in the face because he could
One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
He Ate and Drank the Precious Words
It's just the way that he walks
The Ocelot saw the Frog, and he smiled a broad and toothy smile
She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
Painting of a Snowman doing Laundry
HES
He made the stars speak to me in Morse Code
'Get married soon,' he says. 'I want an excuse. I want to know you'.
if I was doing it for compliments I would have stopped a lot sooner
he who (user)
He
He said, expecting the answer no
He is radical and funky fresh!
he/she
God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
Even my faults he adores
Chris and What He Untaught Me
I Am He that Aches with Love
He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
He ran over my cousin with a motor home!
great things he has taught us
He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy
"He" is actually a buxom blonde bisexual sorority girl. The net is like that.
No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
He said 'tentacle porn', so I stuck my dick in a toaster and went from there
Surah 80 He Frowned!
Why won't he call?
he'
BQN: He said. - Epilogue
He loves me, he loves me not
My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
A man feared that he might find an assassin
He fled
The Man He Killed
he says
I like the way he reads poetry
He's a good guy friend
He Knows Not Their Names
The Story of Jason Squiff and Why He Had a Popcorn Hat, Popcorn Mittens and Popcorn Shoes
He thinks I don't, but I do
He who wants to fight will find a club
"I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
Yi he quan
He Died with a Felafel in His Hand
He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
The Message of King Sakis and the Legend of the Twelve Dreams He Had in One Night
A Quick One (While He's Away)
He flew an A-10 Thunderbolt
he just died
he o hitte shiri tsubome
I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
He's got stacks and stacks of words that rhyme, describing what it is to lose
Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?

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