Findings:
- Where the hell do you think you're going today?
- If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
- If you're going to do something evil, do it on April Fools' Day
- When men were men, women were women, and you knew where you were going in life
- Collision avoidance technique
- You're going home in the back of an ambulance
- Opinions are immunity to being told you're wrong.
- I'll tell you something
- I'd rather be lost than be where you call home
- Home is where the hardware is
- The life you're fucking with may not be your own
- If you're going to ride my ass, at least pull my hair
- Where are you going?
- I wouldn't hurt a fly, but you're not a fly
- How to tell if you're addicted to hunting
- every thing you do tells you something
- You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
- Tell me something dangerous and true
- Where do you consider Home?
- Home Is Where The Carbs Are
- Doing something with your life
- If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
- I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
- If you're going to masturbate, would you at least close the fucking door?
- You're not alive until you have something to lose
- I'm Going Home
- Life is what happens to you when you're busy making other plans
- If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
- Sometimes people will tell you that there are no options and they will be wrong.
- You can't tell sleep where to go
- My life's got rags, my life's got riches. They've all been mixed together for so long it's hard to tell them apart.
- Where's Everything going?
- This is going to hurt me more than it is going to hurt you
- this is going to hurt a little
- Where is Harrison Ford's movie career going?
- You're WRONG and you're a GROTESQUELY UGLY FREAK
- Eat like every meal's a banquet. Drink like every flagon's your last. Fuck like you're going into battle
- Home Life in Ancient Greece
- Loophole Abusing a Magic Cauldron, Chapter 11: Where Are you Going, My Little One?
- Home is where the heart is. Home is in the ribcage.
- Seriously, though, who the hell did I think I was going to become?
- Knowing you're going to die when you turn 30
- Where Once Life Was
- Where be ye going, you Devon maid?
- In order that I may know something more before I depart from life
- I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
- Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
- life is supposed to be walking back home alone
- Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
- Life, or something like it
- Printing something to find out where the printer is
- I take a long time to ejaculate. Do I have a problem?
- How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
- Notion that something is terribly wrong
- Something is Cold and Wrong with the World
- The best way to learn something is when someone else figures it out and tells you.
- Seven for a magpie who tells me where to go
- I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
- Where You're At
- Tell me where is Fancy bred?
- It's a beautiful life, or something like it
- You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
- You're going the wrong way!
- You're served by the wrong personnel
- If you're going to America, bring your own food
- Someday soon, I'm going to save you from your life
- You're the wrong species
- Going home to farm. Going home to die.
- The torn fragments of the world slowly stitch themselves together again, and in the rubble you hear them say: Why Are You Here?
- Going Where No Man Should Go
- Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
- I'll never be the one to force my parents into an "old age" home
- home is where the wireless ethernet is
- Is home really where the heart is
- home is where the heart is
- Musical Rules at Home and in Life
- When you're home alone
- What's the point of having doors if you're just going to give away keys?
- Get dressed NOW or you're going in your underwear.
- home is where the heart breaks
- Home is where the hatred is
- I think this hurts. I can't tell.
- Sore throat cure
- You're My Home
- tell me about the outside world. what part of it that i do not understand hurt you?
- We're going to have to take Heidi home
- Where to find the meaning of life and what to look for
- Tell me of good things that are happening in life
- A life gone terribly wrong
- No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
- Tell me of the nature of home
- I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
- My life is falling apart and you're just laughing
- If you're going to speak archaic English, use it correctly!
- Have you told your parents you're gay?
- When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
- Where were you when someone asked where you were when something happened
- if you're lucky, they fuse into something bright and astonishing
- I won't take your protests seriously unless you're naked or on fire.
- Tell me something good
- Say...there's something wrong with your monitor
- Squirrels are trying to tell me something
- That's why you're a good parent. You know all the cliches by heart.
- Something that may have changed my life...
- you're waiting for something
- How to tell where you are in Manhattan
- 25 ways not to tell someone that you're in love with them
- There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
- Going home
- Where am I going, and what am I doing in this handbasket?
- Children of the Corny 4: My (Editor) log has something to tell you ...
- How do you articulate the in between stages where you feel you're left hanging?
- She's waiting to tell you if you're ready to know.
- How to tell you're not making it in showbiz
- Grow where you're planted
- From Death to Passwords Where You're a Paper Aeroplane
- How to tell if you're having a heart attack
- let me tell you something about ghosts
- I hope there is someone in your life to tell you how beautiful you are
- Where Are We Going? And What Are We Doing?
- There's Something Going On
- You're going home in an ambulance
- I don't care if you're the customer, I still think you're wrong.
- if you are going to steal from me, at least steal something of value
- if you're afraid, that's where you should start
- How to treat the dog you're going to kill
- Going against the grain
- What's it going to be then, eh?
- It looks like you're writing an anarchist manifesto…
- Are you going to prom?
- Everything is going to start charging!
- To His Mistress Going to Bed
- I'm Going Slightly Mad
- I was going to marry Marty
- People who are going to hell
- going to the dogs
- I Bet You Don't Know When The Song Is Going To End
- When did you realise you really weren't going to realize some of your dreams?
- Going through the motions
- this is it, we're going to die
- Realizing just as the drunken brawl gets going that this time, *you* are the asshole
- the going rate
- Going by the script when talking to people
- Today I am going to learn to fly
- It's all going to fall apart isn't it?
- One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
- You were never going to become more than this to me
- Going drag
- To Lucasta, on Going to the Wars
- There's an interesting conversation going on in my speaker.
- From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
- An easy way to get out of going to church
- Thumbs Up going down
- The trumpet sounds within in-a my soul, I ain't going to stay here
- I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
- Going With Two Dating Friends To A Movie
- Going East
- Good Thing Going
- Going to spend a penny
- I Am Slowly Going Crazy
- I'm Going Crazy
- When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
- Sobering up before going to bed
- Why going to college is WAY better than going to work
- Going Public
- A howl that's only going to fly up into the sky and disappear
- The shadow is going away. You can breathe again. The past is closed.
- Going on a Picnic
- Going to a ska show
- The "WE'RE GOING DOWN THE PUB!" Anglo-Swiss Post-nuptial London Meetup
- What's it going to take to get Star Wars?
- Help! I'm going to have sex
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