Findings:

• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• No one can be in two places at once
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people you no longer want in your life
• This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
• To Robert Evans (as regards his getting older altogether suddenly)
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• Things grow, no matter how much attention they’re paid
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• All you have to do is listen, and be ready.
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• All hardware should be emulated in software
• In the future, all turds will be perfectly round
• Millenials All Want to be Celebrities
• Don't want to be lonely no more
• asking only to be stared into, offering no reward
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• His memory perishes from the earth, and he has no name in the street.
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
• Sometimes people will tell you that there are no options and they will be wrong.
• We'd all be better off if shaking hands were making love, and children were found in the cabbage patch.
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• life is short, life is shit, and soon it will all be over
• we can all just be around other people
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• getting lost in all the flashy neon lights
• Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
• He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
• After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
• This wasn't how it was supposed to be
• can it be that it was all so simple then
• All I ever wanted to be
• Suicide is punishable by resurrection. There will be no exceptions.
• His retribution is likely to be epic
• The doctor said his patience is wearing thin, and his patients are getting fat
• no beer, so Henry orders a double espresso during his parole appointment
• The cult leader poured himself a drink and started on about his plans, and I wondered how the priest was getting on
• Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
• Where are those polar bears getting all that Coca-Cola?
• All Flesh Must Be Eaten
• No place I'd rather be
• All will be devoured within the jaws of terrible time
• No Fun At All
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• we shall all be healed
• All the girls you slept with are getting married
• All his front teeth knocked out, living a nightmare
• Getting ready for an all nigher
• It will be a love story ... for she will be my heroine for all time
• All units be advised
• Be you all pleas'd, your pleasures grieve not me
• All Killer No Filler
• What I used to be/Will pass away, and then you'll see/That all I want now/Is happiness for you and me
• the rain has no enemies; all things are rain of one form or another
• I'd already be a Buddhist if it weren't for all these damn spiders
• All you need is attention and ...
• The total sum of all things would be zero if it was not for love
• no words about nothing at all
• his ability to be stubborn beyond comprehension
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• His attention to my attention
• It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
• My life may no longer be my own
• No one can be unhappy with a fresh box of crayons
• Think no more, lad; laugh, be jolly
• This poem can be put off no longer
• all limitations must be overcome
• We were all waiting to hear those words (and no one ever said them)
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• I worry that no matter how hard I pray, you'll always be just out of my reach
• My skin will remember your skin, but I will no longer know. I will be a ghost forever
• No. 43: How Not To Be a Geek
• if Gerry Stern were dead, he'd roll over in his grave
• he'd spent years with his cheeks pressed against glass
• things that no one controls and can't be sold
• No Bobolink -- reverse His Singing
• No one will ever love Adam for his honesty. It's just not there
• Santa's festive fear mongering wasn't going as well as he'd hoped, but the other Santa and I were enjoying the gingerbread.
• Foam on the tide is no more or less real than the sea, it simply is, was, will be
• There will be no more stories to read
• To all the cold people who want to be warm again
• No obstacle can overcome the spirit of a man determined to choke his chicken
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• All That You Love Will Be Carried Away
• Lesbian Robot Vampires : All Shall Be Victorias, None Shall Survive
• If we were all part of one big television show, seriously, you'd be a poorly written character
• All the black jelly beans seem to be glued to the bottom of the bag
• Beautiful that war and all its deeds of carnage must in time be utterly lost
• all I want to be is holding your hand
• I tell no lies, it's all true, and more besides
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
• All scientific theories will eventually be disproved
• How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
• He's a feminist. He tells that to all his mistresses.
• God does all things to magnify His glory
• wasn't I the guy who walked these streets all night?
• the world is big enough for all of us. it has to be.
• no soul at all (user)
• His touch, all nagging deja vu
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• all shall be well, and all manner of things shall be well
• we can't all be rock stars
• Twelve years dungeon. All of you. Dungeon. Seven years. No trials.
• No Sir! Nobody is driving, we're all in the back seat!
• It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
• Can't we all just be friends?
• All the things she had at one point wanted to be
• It's all right to be filled with hate, people are stupid
• all life is no more than a match struck in the dark and blown out again
• It is not our noise at all, but we are lucky to be listening
• some day we will all be gone
• All My Friends Are Going to Be Strangers
• Bears all his sons away;
• We rode around the town late in the evening counting the streetlights to be sure all were burning
• there is no weight that can bury us beneath the ghost of all my guilt
• Are we really all that we chalk ourselves up to be?
• heavy as it all may be and still take that step
• so, it wasn't all for nothing
• All will be well again in time
• this is where we all came to be
• There shall be no more cakes and ale?
• Attention must be paid
• I wouldn't be here if my judgement wasn't clouded
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• No one can be totally logical
• Pay attention, this will be important later
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• No threat should be taken lightly
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• This Train Will Be Taking No Passengers
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain
• Slay them all. God will know his own.
• No one wants to be a nihilist
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and start slitting throats
• An apocalypse is no time to be wearing a ballgown.
• If ifs and ands were pots and pans there'd be no work for tinkers
• In such bounty there can be no shortage
• His love was enormous; it cleared rooms that desperately wanted to be full.
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• We all start out with the same alphabet. We are all unique.
• I've got to get away from all this escapism
• Tell all the Truth, but tell it slant
• All statistics are lies
• All that work for nothing in an immoral black suit.
• the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems
• Styrofoam Boots/It's All Nice On Ice
• The creative juices are all dried up and crusty
• One letter can make all the difference
• Look where all this talking got us, baby
• What were you before you were anything at all?
• I'm out; I'm free. Down here the night air is purple. What do I do with it all?
• Top five Atari 2600 games of all time
• Party all the time
• He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
• All Your Placentas Are Belong To Us
• Green Grass Grows All Around
• All Hail Brother Seamen
• Spring doesn't care about you at all
• All Through the Rain and Squally Weather
• Why are all senses but vision abstract?
• We Are All Prostitutes
• Loving U Thru It All
• fah-q all (user)
• make all
• All's Fair in Love and War

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