Findings:
- Questions I would ask my born-again sister, if we were still talking
- If I were Twenty-One I would be happy
- If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
- if everyone were 10% more good, there would be a 90% reduction in evil
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- If it were a snake, it would have bit me
- If I were Twenty-One I would study the art of pleasing
- If I were Twenty-One I would get married
- If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
- If all the Chinese jumped at once, would cataclysm result?
- If you were team captain in a pick-up game of baseball and had Jesus Christ on your team, what position would you play him?
- If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
- If I were Twenty-One I would make some permanent, amicable arrangement with my conscience
- If I were Twenty-One I would train my mind
- If I were Twenty-One I would save money
- people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
- If All Men Were Brothers, Would You Let One Marry Your Sister?
- If you were any more open minded, your brain would fall out
- Would that I were a Poet
- If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
- Things you would bring with you if you were ever invited to shower with jessicapierce
- If there were more people like you, there would be more people
- If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
- If there were more people like you, there would be less people
- If I were Twenty-One I would take care of my body
- If anything were different, everything would be different
- If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
- If I were Twenty-One I would adjust myself
- If the world were logical, men would ride sidesaddle
- If I were Twenty-One I would "do the next thing"
- What would happen if an immovable object were confronted with an unstoppable force?
- Would you know if you were insane?
- If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
- Why nothing would change if Ralph Nader were elected
- Bright Star, Would I were Steadfast as Thou Art
- The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
- grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
- jump point
- White Men Can't Jump
- quad BFG jump
- disk jump
- mortar jump
- jump rope
- jump rope rhymes
- 21 Jump Street
- Bump 'n' jump
- Shonen Jump
- Jump Up! Records
- jump off into never-never land
- Teach Yourself Scheme: 13 Jumps
- Jump, Little Children
- Someone jumped off the San Diego-Coronado Bay Bridge today
- Teaching your dog not to jump on people
- They always jump off the east side
- Jump Up
- jump jet
- Head-Smashed-In Buffalo Jump
- User Interactive Olympics (I said Jump, sprout!)
- How to jump in puddles
- high jump
- toe jump
- evil jumps (user)
- Close your eyes, hold your breath and jump
- Gauss Jump
- You may as well not jump in a falling elevator
- jump cut
- Jump Raven
- Johnny Jump Up
- How to jump out of a plane, and what it's like
- When my inside selves just jump out with wings of fire
- The light switch that made fish jump
- Jump Boots
- jump little devil (user)
- Hydraulic jump
- How to jump start a car
- Wallaby Jump
- And our cars all jumped forward like bottles on a table thumped by a drunk
- jump ring
- The Giant Jump
- How I survived the Great Conclusion Jump of 1995
- jump start
- jump story
- Jump cancel
- vertical jump
- jump (user)
- Ice skating jumps
- jump scene
- spin jump
- What to do if a deer jumps out in front of your car
- Electrifying jump
- Shut up and jump
- sponsored nude kamikaze parachute jump
- Jumped by a Zen master
- Gordon Jump
- Triangle jump
- jump blues
- World Jump Day
- Jump Off The Bridge (user)
- If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
- Jump spark
- For every delayed technology there is a sudden, completely unexpected advance that jumps at us from the shadows
- Chinese jump rope
- Jump Up and Slap Yo' Mama Gazpacho
- we wake up every morning and train to jump into the sun
- Jump Wings
- Over the high-rise of this city we kissed, over the high-rise of this city we jumped to our deaths
- My train of thought jumps the tracks
- Jump rope rhymes (category)
- double jump
- I'll jump over the wall and I'll wait for you there
- The Reason I Jump
- just because i'm out on the balcony doesn't mean i'm about to jump
- and why do we jump in?
- noose
- I must escape the noose of my adult responsibility
- Too loose a noose
- Causal Noose
- We're Only In It For The Money
- Let's pretend we're married
- Wish You Were Here
- if yesterday were tomorrow today
- I would know right away that it's you.
- How my plans to sell someone's soul on eBay were foiled
- Candide and Martin Sup with Six Sharpers--Who They Were
- If my life were an arcade game
- You Were on My Mind
- Of course, they were wrong
- RFC 602
- In case you were wondering about cramps
- Face it, we're all a bunch of perverts
- Behave as if there were a God
- We were supposed to fall
- When We Were Kings
- "We're With Ditka"
- Where were you when Kennedy was shot?
- Now that we're being so open and honest
- We're trying to have a baby
- There were people on the Titanic who waved away the dessert trolley
- We're all in the dark, just looking for the light
- We Two, How Long We Were Fool'd
- Even if we're not together
- Being a Christian is magical and foolish: Maybe we're all caught up in a collective psychosis
- We're shifting the paradigm
- We're waiting for you to die
- I'd elope if I were you
- when we were children
- What face did you have before your mother and father were born?
- Ever made it with an aardvark? We're quite rare.
- Silly things we believe when we're kids
- We're all doing just fine
- If the IRA are "terrorists," so were the French Resistance against the Nazis
- So... what do we do now that we're happy?
- Stupid scary stories you heard when you were a kid
- Don't believe us - we're all cultural prostitutes
- The Story of Two Sisters Who Were Jealous of Their Younger Sister
- More of The Story of Two Sisters Who Were Jealous of Their Younger Sister
- If All the World Were Paper
- If our genitalia were on our hands
- Where were you when the Eschaton arrived?
- I don't think we're old enough to know if we're alcoholics at our age
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