Findings:

• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• If you're looking for a certain answer then you're defeating the purpose of asking the question
• Make it your policy, starting now, to always answer this question honestly
• Snappy answers to a weird question
• Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions
• as if questions have answers
• 5 Signs You'll Get Cancer
• You'll never get away with this!
• Does that answer your question?
• I've got access to Mother now, and I'll get my own answers, thank you
• The sad thing is, if you get her you'll be sick of her in a year
• Every "why" question can be answered by a phrase using the word "idiot"
• The Chatterbox allows only one answer to the question "should I breed?"
• i trust that this answers all of your questions
• Answer to a Child's Question
• Questions and answers
• the universe asked a question, and you are the answer
• Question to the Ultimate Answer
• Are you a compulsive Overeater? Answer these 15 questions to help you determine the answer.
• Questions we will never have answers to
• What question is its own answer?
• You'll never quite know how much you've lost until you get what you were looking for
• Hurry, and you'll get only shithead kids
• Answers to Course Evaluations Questions
• Asking questions I already know the answers to (and the consequences of same)
• Answer in the form of a question
• There is no answer; there is no question
• there is no right answer to the wrong question
• question the question before you contemplate the answer
• I will not dignify that question with an answer
• Round the Moon: 6: Question and Answer
• Candlelight is the answer to every question
• Where the Graffiti Answers Questions
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• Suicide is not the answer! It's the question.
• Answer the question, then question the answer
• Answers to a Young Person's Questions on 9/11/01
• A Slave of the Law: A Case Study Regarding Kant's "An Answer to the Question: What is Enlightenment?"
• The Overly Answered Question
• The Answer
• He said, expecting the answer no
• The Last Answer
• answer song
• more answer songs
• Is that your final answer?
• Answer Print
• Don't answer your phone for the next thirty-five minutes
• Answer to the first crossword puzzle
• Answer: Burning two ropes
• answer: light switches
• answer: twelve coins
• answer: N bags of coins
• answer: a ship at anchor
• answer: house number problems
• answer: glasses of water
• Answer: The oldest chestnut
• answer: houses and utilities
• answer: four bugs
• answer: trailing zeroes
• answer: truel
• answer: rotating table
• Answer: 50 miles south, west, north
• Answer: Carrying a ladder around a corner
• answer: cheating bellhop
• answer: hole in sphere
• answer: crossing a bridge
• answer: wolf, goat, and cabbage
• answer: missionaries and cannibals
• answer: Lisa's dog
• answer: handshakes
• answer: true/false boxes
• Answer: friends
• answer: language equations
• answer: clock hands
• answer: convoluted states I
• answer: millennium
• answer: convoluted states II
• answer: opening and closing lockers
• Answer to the brakeman, the fireman, and the engineer
• answer: five man, houses, colors, nationalities, beverages, cigars, and pets
• Answer: horseman and 40 mile army
• answer: connect 3x3 points with 4 lines
• Nodeshell, Nodeshell, give me your answer, do.
• E2 Reveal Word Puzzle : 1 : Answer
• answer: who paid for the beers?
• answer: dropping glasses
• answer: foreign restaurant
• answer: water and wine
• answer: measuring four liters
• answer: common birthdays
• How to answer a telephone
• The answer is usually "Fine," whether or not you are fine
• Answer to the sample paint by numbers puzzle
• Christ is the Answer
• Answer: (x-a)(x-b)...(x-z)
• more language equations - answers
• simple answers make me insane
• Beyond Belief: How to Answer the Evangelists
• Beyond Belief: How to answer the Evangelists. Part 2
• Earth's Answer
• Catholic Answers
• There is no right answer
• A long talk on the beach that answered nothing
• Interview answers for OOP programmers
• Calling her number and having a male voice answer
• Answer to a Difficult Riddle
• Answer to Planet X Fingers
• Acid is not the answer
• Self-improvement is masturbation, self-destruction is the answer
• Answer: Five Hats
• Summer never answers when you call
• How Moscow teenagers answer the phone
• How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
• A Tangled Tale : Knot One : Answer
• A Tangled Tale : Knot Two : Answer
• A Tangled Tale : Knot Three : Answer
• A Tangled Tale : Knot Four : Answer
• A Tangled Tale : Knot Five : Answer
• A Tangled Tale : Knot Six : Answer
• A Tangled Tale : Knot Seven : Answer
• A Tangled Tale : Knot Eight : Answer
• A Tangled Tale : Knot Nine : Answer
• A Tangled Tale : Knot Ten : Answer
• answer: two riverboats
• Answer to the forest of sideways logic
• Betting puzzle answer
• Blistex Herbal Answer
• Seek not now the answers
• Answer: infinity balls in a bin
• Obligatory Nonsensical Answer
• Answer: blue-eyed suicide
• answer: four chess knights
• If I ask, I want a truthful answer
• Easy Answers
• An Answer to The Jews
• Einstein riddle
• The 7-Eleven problem
• answer: move 2 matches to flip the glass
• Mull around in my mind for a while and you'll find so many treasure troves and so many graveyards that you won't be able to tell the difference between them
• answer: coupon collector's problem
• The Tiger Problem - Answer
• Answers for Adventurers
• we make lights to answer the stars
• Ellipse: Answer
• Answer to Who's telling the truth
• war is not the answer
• answer: two ladders
• Trees are the answer
• answer set programming
• Pointlessness had become his answer
• In answer to your inquiry
• Google Answers
• The snow answers come in dreams
• Avoiding the stairway syndrome
• Maybe is a pussy answer
• The Answer to What it Sounds Like
• won’t take no for an answer
• The need for mystery is greater than the need for an answer.
• The Confutation of Tyndale's Answer
• Yahoo! Answers
• Listen, we ended up ruined. I find my answers where I can.
• answer (user)
• The trick is asking yourself "Why not?", and not listening to the answer
• If I tell you, ye will not believe: And if I also ask you, ye will not answer me, nor let me go.
• all of these answers need questioning
• The shorter and more accurate answer is "No."
• the answer is love
• The Right to an Answer
• finding no answer, she stepped closer
• answers to riddle of blue eyes
• don't techno for an answer
• Poetry is not a riddle with a single answer
• There is no 'correct' right answer
• There is always a 'correct' right answer
• A burning answer
• Answer In Time
• The answer is obviously, you don't.
• Answers in Pandeism -- looking back to Christian Deism
• Answers in Pandeism: 'Converting' to Pandeism
• Answers in Pandeism: does Pandeism amount to self-worship?
• I think about my answer

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