Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "If love doesn't require leather, chains, and burlap, then I don't want it."

• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• I don't know how to fall in love with a woman
• Don't want sex, be sexual
• I want to write love letters to all of my friends
• i don't love e2. i love when it touches the ideal.
• Papa Doesn't Love His Children Anymore
• But I don't want to pay for the obese smoking couch potato
• Come back safe; we don't want any dead heroes in this family
• Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
• I don't want to offend
• you want me here? well, then ask me to stay.
• If you don't love yourself, you can't love anyone else.
• If I can't win I don't want to play
• I don't want to go home
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• I don't want a terrorist fighting for my cause
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• i don't want to achieve a high rank in religion. i want to understand god.
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• His love was enormous; it cleared rooms that desperately wanted to be full.
• I think I fell in love with her right then and right there
• I don't want my magic anymore. It has only caused me problems.
• I don't want the world, I just want your half
• I like hearing you talk. It doesn't matter if I don't understand.
• That phone call you don't want to make
• Don't want to be lonely no more
• I don't think I would want to date her now, anyway
• If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
• She doesn't need you, she wants you.
• How we sleep on the nights we don't make love
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• I don't want to go to work. I want to stay home and play with Stormtroopers.
• I don't want to be successful
• Don't give me your hand me down love
• Just because she's nice to you doesn't mean she wants to fuck you
• I don't want to go back to work
• I don't need to be loved by you
• I love you, I want you, but you are a cruel monster
• I don't even badly want what I've been taking. It's just been there.
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• Why I Don't Want Children
• I want anime hair, and then some
• if you have love in your heart, then you are my friend
• Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy
• What I used to be/Will pass away, and then you'll see/That all I want now/Is happiness for you and me
• He loved her so much, he wanted to do her autopsy
• I don't tell her these things, and she doesn't ask
• The fact that you don't understand this doesn't mean arse
• Don't do that then!
• I don't want to fall so easily
• What if True Love doesn't wait?
• If you don't want us to look at your breasts, don't shove them in our faces
• I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
• If you don't want thorns, choose roses
• You Say You Don't Love Me
• Why I don't want The Perfect Guy
• Don't Say You Love Me
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• Love the one you don't need
• The trouble with love is, it doesn't care how fast you fall
• You want to reassure her, but you don't know where to start
• I don't want a million women. I just want one.
• love like you don't need the money
• you don't love like a cold-weather man
• Chains of Love
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• One thing you don't want is a thaw
• I don't always want you to be nice
• But I Don't Want To Take Over The World
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
• I'm not scared of dying, I just don't want to.
• I don't want to set the world on fire. I just want to start a flame in her heart.
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• I Don't Believe in Love
• if you subscribe to a single school, then you don't understand
• i don't want to feel like i am the most beautiful thing around
• I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
• Why I didn't want to find his love letters in my copy of East of Eden
• Closer (I want to love you like a pikachu)
• You, standing
• Yet is there hope, then Love but play thy part
• I've always wanted to hear Morrissey sing the theme song from "The Love Boat"
• Everything you wanted to know about hamsters, and then some!
• Please, for the love of everything that is holy on this Earth. I just want the cold back.
• oh, Johnny Johnny Johnny, I want that kind of love
• I want to fall in love
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• I require unrequited love for emotional survival
• I like hearing myself talk. It doesn't matter if you don't understand.
• Tomorrow, he must tell her that he doesn't love her anymore.
• The fact that you don't understand this doesn't mean it isn't art
• you don't want to know
• just because you don't doesn't mean you can't
• I want daisy chains and lazy bees and the smell of rain.
• She doesn't really want a nice guy
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• I don't want children
• A mob is just an army that doesn't know what it wants
• Things you don't want to hear from your bank
• Don't piss into the wind unless you want to get wet
• I don't want to see her
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• I Don't Want to Go to Mexico
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• I don't believe in falling in love
• Don't ever forget that I listened to you out of love
• Don't yank my chain
• They Don't Want Me
• Don't Laugh (I Love You)
• I don't want a calculator
• I don't want to be alone
• I don't want to die
• I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
• Information doesn't want to be anything
• Things people don't want to hear
• Why you don't want to piss her off
• I don't want a label
• I Don't Want What You Got Goin' On
• Pink lemonade, Clementine, I don't want to leave this place without you
• Don't Need Love
• I don't love you anymore
• I Don't Know Why You Don't Want Me
• If the wibbly thing is part of your anatomy, I guarantee you don't want the cat batting at it or licking it.
• Why is it that the voice that you don't want to hear always seems the loudest?
• I love you and it's okay you don't know I exist
• Never point a gun at anything you don't want to kill
• We don't want this place. This is not us.
• We don't want YOUR kind here!
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• i don't want to think about it anymore
• Who i think about when i dont want to smile
• Please don't grab at my notebook, my love
• Don’t write love letters to women unless you are dating them
• I don't want comfort. I want God, I want poetry, I want real danger, I want freedom, I want goodness. I want sin.
• Also, I don't think it's weird that we all love one another so much.
• To June, from Eric
• Things I don't want to see on my Facebook Wall
• Sometimes I don't want to understand people
• I don't think I like love
• What "I love you" doesn't mean
• A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
• I don't want to get over you
• I don't want to risk our friendship.
• It's okay as long as you don't fall in love
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• I don't want to assert to young people that my lawn is not an acceptable venue
• The whole world doesn't want to hear your music
• If my mom doesn't let me play the violin because it's gay then ...
• ball and chain
• Brequet chain
• Chain gang
• Chain windshield washing
• Chain conveyor
• Chain pillar
• Ernst Chain
• Mafia chain of command
• Goldie Lookin' Chain

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