Findings:

• I'm not this cool in real life
• As we say in Bombay, such only is life.
• Most of these things I've never seen in real life. Only on screens. Or Elsewhere. I'd die without it.
• If only you could see what I've seen with your eyes
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• Friends in Life and Death
• if only he could hear my silent cries
• My uncle says that smoking crack is kinda cool
• magic is real and it's nothing like what they say
• Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
• The kinds of friends that books could never be
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• The semi-fictional life of every real woman
• real life raygun
• If only I could get into her head
• real drinks with imaginary friends
• The stories I could tell you, if you only were here to hear
• My real life, burst into the proper colors
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• What do you say to your best friend's ex?
• Our Band Could Be Your Life
• Not only pirates say "Arrrr"
• The trick is knowing the difference between the radio and real life
• E2 in Real Life (e2poll)
• How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
• Only a little child could kill this cleanly
• free stuff is always cool
• If you could reset your life back 10 years, would you?
• If only I'd thought of the right words, I could have held on to your heart
• My Only Friend
• You can't predict or control what incidents in your life your friends will remember and retell
• Catalog of meteorites that burned in a part of the atmosphere only we could see
• If I Could Say Mother
• Everything vs. Real Life, Part II
• Everything vs. Real Life
• The Imaginary Friend with a Real Gun
• Thinking only makes life complicated
• save and restore function in real life
• Real Life Phaser
• Real Life
• I had cool friends in high school
• In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
• Dan in Real Life
• "Real life": absurd liberal myth
• Only the gods are real.
• Real life is stranger than Borges
• Drink your tea slowly and reverently, as if it is the axis on which the world earth revolves---slowly, evenly, without rushing toward the future. Live the actual moment. Only this moment is life.
• You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
• We Real Cool
• Real life trolling
• On three separate occasions, I gave up my life so others could live
• And the passenger trains could only speak in the distance
• the only comfort we could ever have
• I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
• The time a thug punched my friend in the face because he could
• Things that a fetus would say if it could speak
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• our website could be your life
• friends for life
• It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
• Imagine how the world would be if only wrecking balls could destroy flowers
• The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
• If only vegetables could glow like fireflies
• real friends twist the knife
• Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
• Real life applications of mathematics
• Why IRC is better than Real Life
• Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
• The theory of evolution says that life originated, and evolution proceeds, by random chance
• My computer is my best friend. It is my life.
• Real Life Dilbert
• The Heisenberg Uncertainty Priniciple in real life
• Posting your life on Everything2 is a dumb idea if people know who you are in real life
• The only thing that life is missing is the background music
• We only get one chance at life, sweetness, this is mine
• real life test
• Bug Scientist Real Life CSI
• Why Real Life is better than IRC
• How Spider-Man and His Amazing Friends wrecked my love life
• I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
• When your imaginary life is interrupted unapologetically by your real one
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• In Real Life
• credibility is the only real currency
• Only in dreams are you real, whoever you are
• The only thing real is waking and rubbing your eyes
• you only live once, but your life echoes into eternity
• true life and a real angel (searching for Eldorado)
• They say time makes things easier but only time will tell
• But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
• Put an unmonitored piano in a public place. It's the only real magic that exists.
• The Real Life of Sebastian Knight
• Drugs are only for cool kids
• Sounds cool and means nothing
• cool jazz
• cool beans
• Wild, Cool & Swingin'
• cool media
• Sysadmin cool
• cool cat
• Cool! Now hand me the sandwich Luke.
• It's cool to hate Microsoft
• Too cool for school, too dumb to get a job
• keep it cool/shake it up
• Rule of Cool
• medium cool
• It's so cool to wear Nike
• Trying desperately to be cool
• zero cool
• negativity... that ain't cool man
• cool stream of intellect
• The Cool War
• Your accent is so cool
• Taking pictures of art is not cool
• Losing your cool
• Keeping cool without air conditioning
• Why Japan is cool
• Why computer jobs aren't cool
• Three-year-old boys can be cool
• cool man 1 (user)
• Cool World
• Cool The Engines
• I felt the rain's cool finger-tips
• How to cool gases with lasers
• Flying is cool -- It's landing that sucks
• A cool short C program
• A cool short C program: output
• Scale of Cool
• Cool ass babe
• Whirlpool Ain't Cool
• The Skinny on Cool Man Eddie
• Be cool in college
• Cool Man Eddie (user)
• Cool Man Eddie meets Message Inbox
• Project Cool
• Cool Edit Pro
• cool security scanner
• edev: possible Cool Archive fix
• Intrepid Traveller and His Band of Merry Pranksters Look for A Cool Place
• Rebellion is cool. Cool sells. Baa...
• cool water sandwich
• Tré Cool
• Cool, you can put a bullet in his head!
• It's cool, clear, calm and green in bucolic Chernobyl
• my p166 isn't so cool anymore
• Cool Fusion
• Cool for Cats
• dr of cool (user)
• cool hunting
• As Cool As It Gets
• Pages of Cool for April 2001
• edev: Cool Archive bug fixes
• Editor's Page Of Cool
• money destroys cool
• alternately warm and cool
• conditional narcissism n stuff
• Cool Gawkies (user)
• Cool hunter
• Cool To Be You
• All the cool kids speak English
• Too Cool for Kissing (document)
• Editor cools (e2poll)
• Cool Aisle
• Cool Biz
• avril cool (user)
• Jacob Cool (user)
• Mr Cool 1332 (user)
• Cool Cities Initiative
• zero cool (user)
• Yet another guide to being cool

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