Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "If she were a dirty little secret, she'd be the love child of Philip Morris and R.J. Reynolds"

• If she were an insect, she'd be a moth in search of a flame
• little pieces of her tragically poetic attempts at being loved that she was startlingly aware of, today
• I'd Love to be a Fairy's Child
• The day we were married the leftover doves from his days of being a magician hummed little love songs in the attic
• Dirty Little Secrets
• We'd all be better off if shaking hands were making love, and children were found in the cabbage patch.
• It will be a love story ... for she will be my heroine for all time
• For a lawyer she was surprisingly like a child. Sometimes.
• The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost.
• All That You Love Will Be Carried Away
• she left a little Java-shaped hole in my heart
• A tentative laugh, she expected to be interrupted
• And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music
• Each thing she learned became part of herself, to be used over and over in new adventures
• nobody loves a genius child
• She Loves You
• Every Little Thing She Cooks with Bacon (idea) mp3 (recording)
• A little child could never kill this clean
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• If there were more people like you, there would be more people
• This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
• Tears must be shed to make room for the laughter
• When we were little kids, running
• I Love Little Pussy
• Describing love in dirty pictures
• If she didn't love you she would kill you
• What did you love when you were a kid?
• why she feels the irrational need to capture little fragments of glass
• The light on the bottom of the pool that you thought was real when you were a child
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• Why Can't This Be Love
• Her self image was not the force field she imagined it to be
• If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
• She must be what cocaine is like
• Things every child should be taught
• We won't die secret deaths anymore. The world only spins forward. We will be citizens.
• This love will be your downfall.
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
• My father's secret life was never meant to be secret
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• Shed a Little Tear
• Love Child
• every little thing she does is magic
• The Let's Be Secret Friends Shack
• When You Were Little Did You Wonder
• Little Trip to Heaven (On the Wings of Your Love)
• She said she loved me
• You were a bookmark to the time when I loved every sunrise
• She hated the screen porch, but she loved the heat
• She loved me for my maths
• Every Little Thing She Cooks with Bacon
• This child has talent. She needs a better box of paints.
• There will be nobody there to shed a tear
• Does it ever scare you to be you? Love, Mom
• I come home, she lifted up her wings. I guess that this must be the place.
• It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
• Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy
• The secret mission of E2 is to train us to be reference librarians
• Things never were what they used to be
• Let's Not Shit Ourselves (To Love And To Be Loved)
• If you weren't gay, I think I'd be in love with you
• There's got to be a way to make it sweeter, a little more like lemon meringue
• You cannot be in love with every beautiful thing you see
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• only cold little handheld mirrors in the wee hours of the morning can be trusted
• She teaches a night class. Psychology 100, to be precise.
• Be My Little General
• She was too beautiful to be human
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• They left the streets stained with blood, and their howling could be heard long after they were gone
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
• I am Human, and I Need to be Loved.
• To be in love
• If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
• The total sum of all things would be zero if it was not for love
• If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
• I'd Love to be a Fairy's Bride
• anyone could be your brand new love
• Speed limits were made to be broken
• Love should not be routine habitual bliss
• she's a terrible child, and a wonderful monster
• Dirty Love
• Dirty Tricks were Used!
• when she saw the funny side, we introduced my child bride to whisky and gin
• EDB is having my alien love child
• Every time I look at this picture, I feel a little more in love
• A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
• dirty little nodes that other people might not ever see
• Jesus Loves the Little Children
• She's telling me this story, and it's creeping me out a little
• She grew a little older, while he was telling her
• Your Little Secret
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• She gets caught in the little world beneath her sheets
• Every Little Thing She Cooks with Bacon (idea) mp3 (recording)
• Alien Love Secrets!
• What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets.
• Every Little Thing She Cooks with Bacon (idea) mp3 (recording)
• Isn't she a little young?
• She Loves Me
• She loves me, she loves me not
• Any song can be a love song
• Veronica loves manipulating her vagina until she explodes
• Love is like skipping: if you know the secret, you can learn to fly
• She pulled the "I love you" on me
• Spare Me a Little of Your Love
• if everyone were 10% more good, there would be a 90% reduction in evil
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• begging to be loved
• Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
• What it's like to be in love
• Sometimes friendships were meant to be destroyed
• A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
• If you loved her, you'd be home by now
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• If Music Be the Food of Love
• Secret wish: To be identical to the ocean
• The node that tried too hard to be loved
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• If we were all part of one big television show, seriously, you'd be a poorly written character
• If there were a slight, let it be fulsome
• His love was enormous; it cleared rooms that desperately wanted to be full.
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• If ifs and ands were pots and pans there'd be no work for tinkers
• If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• If love was a circus, you'd be a clown
• I'll be back at it, dirty and reckless
• She tells stories as if she knows what the ending will be.
• silly, to not be in love at a rhyme like this
• All the things she had at one point wanted to be
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• The music makes one's blood boil and long to be in some obscure, untamed place with the one you love
• If you meet a strange, confident woman, she may well be a witch
• Warning signs that your child may be a Goth
• she can't remember what it's like to be found
• "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
• You can not be in love with every beautiful thing you see
• She could be a businesswoman
• My Love Is Higher Than Your Assessment of What My Love Could Be
• she can scream so loud you'll be looking for your ears on the floor
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• Although you are right, you were wrong to be confident
• If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
• Where we're headed, you'll be looking backwards
• she couldn’t go and be beautiful
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• Once upon a time, I imagined she would be a river
• It must be morning when she dreams.
• When she shouts BE QUIET THE NEIGHBORS WILL HEAR IF YOU'RE NOT QUIET
• We rode around the town late in the evening counting the streetlights to be sure all were burning
• hey little fighter, soon it will be brighter
• You mustn't be afraid to dream a little bigger, darling
• if I could play god there'd be one less child abuser
• If I were Twenty-One I would be happy
• i thank you for the love and in a moment i'll be gone
• How to be a human in love and other impossible things
• you make my life a little harder than it has to be
• It's better to be alone than to wish you were
• Only a little child could kill this cleanly
• A Little Child Shall Lead Them
• Love Child (user)
• I don't need to be loved by you
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• Surah 60 She that is to be Examined
• The child, she cannot sleep
• I Was the Girl You Were Told Not to Be
• She Had to Be Sure
• We're supposed to be gone. We're a universe of ghosts.
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters

If you Log in you could create a "If she were a dirty little secret, she'd be the love child of Philip Morris and R.J. Reynolds" node. If you don't already have an account, you can register here.