Findings:
- On the last day of 2004, we will do something in Portland. That thing is called a party. You can come.
- Bragging about a high IQ is way worse than bragging about having a large dick. The latter can at least be demonstrably used for something and be put to good use.
- Nothing Can Possibly Go Wrong
- Things that can go wrong when assembling a computer
- How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
- Could/can vs Would/will
- How will you know you didn't get it all wrong?
- keep feeding the fire and it will never go out
- No one can be in two places at once
- What will happen after humans are extinct?
- Things that could go wrong in 2014
- You can find a place inside my heart if you will stay
- it's a pity we only appreciate some once they're gone, when they can no longer defend themselves
- Taking a wrong turn in Connecticut can be worse than you think
- Programming for a drug dealer
- The jongleurs for once in their lives were winning a battle (well, for themselves at least)
- Every lifetime happens just once.
- One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
- Any minute now, you will go blind
- At least animals can run away
- A Lot Can Happen
- No evil can happen
- When will you humans learn that your "feelings" (as you so call them) can stand in the way of big cash payoffs?
- they can drop bombs and no one will get hurt
- For when something happens and you and your shiftless friends are nonplussed
- I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
- I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
- I take a long time to ejaculate. Do I have a problem?
- Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
- Something glorious is about to happen. A reckoning.
- If I tell you, ye will not believe: And if I also ask you, ye will not answer me, nor let me go.
- How can something be more beautiful than it is?
- Sometimes people will tell you that there are no options and they will be wrong.
- I am not wrong. I will not be mended.
- If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
- Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
- The least I can get away with
- Only Nixon can go to China
- It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
- How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
- You, who can go anywhere, should uncover that mystery.
- Can it still be a good luck charm if it's something you stole?
- once you see a can of white paint and a black cat...
- When words fail me, music helps. I can at least sing along.
- We can do the sideways thinking that's needed to combat something which can literally eat your combat training.
- If you can say something nice, do
- This will go down on your permanent record
- will you take me with you when you go?
- It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
- Something Happened
- Can I go back to sleep now?
- when you go, i will go
- The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
- there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
- There were a few moments you will not hear about, but they happened
- at least i saved something important
- A man who will not die for something is not fit to live
- if you are going to steal from me, at least steal something of value
- All this has happened before, and all of it will happen again.
- You Will Go to the Moon
- What you will know in the future can affect the present
- Jay Buhner can vomit at will
- Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
- You will be wrong. Embrace it.
- How can one ever go home? Bangkok, Tokyo, Chicago, then Cleveland
- How can I miss you if you won't go away?
- at least in dreams when shit gets ugly you can still fly and whistle
- The Least We Can Do Is Wave To Each Other
- Nothing bad can happen to you in your sleep
- I hold you where no one else can go
- I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
- I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
- u can go suck a fuck (user)
- the good in others can take us where we can't go alone
- You can never go home again
- If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
- we can give up, but the world never will
- Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
- you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
- Forming a bond with someone or something can be liberating in some ways. It can be limiting in other ways, until you unbind.
- I will teach you what charms and true words I can.
- There is something we can do
- if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
- Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
- I understand. As far as I can go, we'll go together.
- Marvin K. Mooney, Will You Please Go Now
- They can see that you're missing something inside
- There's a fine line between feeling a will to live and feeling a fear of death. Sometimes they can both lead you down the same path.
- I will kill you if I can
- even if I can't forgive, I can still let go of it
- Something I Can Never Have
- What happens when you leave your Zoloft at college and go home for the weekend
- I will go furious, you know
- Will you go? Will you send back? A letter from Phnom Penh
- Stop reading this and go do something constructive
- Something Happens
- you've been through something that no one should have to go through
- 5 Mind-Blowing Facts That Will Literally Make You Go Insane (Because They Blew Your Mind)
- This will never happen
- Where were you when someone asked where you were when something happened
- Something Happened: The Pacific NorthWest E2 Gathering
- What happens to my soul if I go mad? Does it stay trapped inside or is it floating free?
- Accidents will happen
- Something was about to happen.
- Haunted by the specters of something that hasn't happened
- Race-mixing will happen whether or not you want it
- Mom, can we go to the mall?
- What will happen to me, when you die?
- because eventually you will see past my magical words and focus once again on the matter at hand
- For Once, Then, Something
- At least I have something to show for my awkward days
- Say...there's something wrong with your monitor
- Something eventually will consume you
- Notion that something is terribly wrong
- will happen, happening, happened
- If it hasn't happened to you in Unix, it will
- Go wrong
- Can I go to the bathroom?
- i want to help. i want to be a part of something that will change the world.
- The journey will be worth it when you achieve something greater than what harmed you through the journey
- Something is Cold and Wrong with the World
- There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
- Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
- can of corn
- WWIII can start in Afghanistan
- Yan Can Cook
- coffee can
- Star Wars cans hidden message
- Be all that you can be
- canned food
- God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
- Water can
- That is not dead which can eternal lie
- I can eat a bicycle!
- Linux can reduce your taxes
- canned laughter
- What song would you want to sing if you could sing?
- Your smoking can harm others
- Can porn appeal to women?
- Genetic Engineering, and How We Can Survive
- If you look hard enough, you can see Satan and his works everywhere
- I can eat a peach for hours
- This poem can be put off no longer
- How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?
- My God parted the sea; what can yours do?
- How many ways can you say "ginger"?
- How many ways can you say "vinegar"?
- How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
- tower of pop cans
- What is an "online pet" and can I actually raise one?
- How an S-R latch can destroy the universe
- The second step is to accept that shit ain't going wrong
- There I stood, rambling incoherently into the tin can, you loved it
- What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
- I can hang out with guys without fucking them!
- Can you hum a few bars?
- Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
- It's the Internet, I can do what I want
- Smoking can kill you
- can control
- canned ham
- Things you can tell just by looking at her
- I can divide by zero
- Language of the dead
- Smoking during pregnancy can harm your baby
- No one can be totally logical
- Hard disk vibrations and how you can stop them
- Tobacco smoke can harm your children
- How far can an animal fall and survive?
- Some people can just hold onto the things that really matter to them
- Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
- I can make a bong out of anything
- murder can be fun
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