Findings:
- If they do not give you work or bread, then take bread
- If the US is so great, why don't other countries give themselves to us?
- People don't flail when they die
- The reason people go to war is because they don't understand the feelings of others.
- And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
- telling people what they don't need to know
- Things you give people that they keep
- Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
- If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
- When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
- People with suntans don't look healthy, they look ignorant
- Women who don't realize they're pregnant until they give birth
- Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
- Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
- they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
- Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
- We don't have time. Not like they do.
- I don't give a toss
- 90% of people think they are of above average intelligence
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- Shoo Fly Don't Bother Me
- Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
- Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
- Ground rush
- if you subscribe to a single school, then you don't understand
- just because they never bothered to really do
- Guns don't kill people. Robots kill people.
- What they don't know can't hurt them
- Guns don't kill people, paintballs kill people
- Don't you hate these clever people and these clever-people parties?
- They don't get it. Let them suffer.
- Guns don't kill people. Skeletons do.
- Only her hands would give her away
- Would Jesus Christ give money to every bum he came across?
- most people don't know what they're talking about anyway
- Fake proof that if one person in a room is a redhead, then all the people in that room are redheads
- When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
- The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
- play dumb
- What would you give your left arm for?
- Why don't people remember how to use rotary phones?
- Don't count your chickens before they hatch
- They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
- Guns don't kill people. Ninjas kill people.
- Guns don't kill people; people kill people
- They shoot videogames in Indianapolis, don't they?
- You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
- The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well
- If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
- Nuclear weapons don't kill people. People kill people.
- I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
- I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
- Do not give what is holy to the dogs; nor cast your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn and tear you in pieces
- They Prayed to their Code To Give them Light
- Why do gays think that men would rather give a blow job than sex to a complete stranger?
- Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
- Dead people are not sleeping. They are dead.
- You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
- If there were more people like you, there would be less people
- Dumb things people wish they hadn't said
- I fixed my body image issues by looking at people as if they were dogs
- We would like to apologize to the following people and stick in some amusing messages
- People want what they cannot have
- Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
- There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
- Too bad they don't make one for your heart...
- Guns don't protect people; people protect people
- Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
- How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
- They don't know what they're missing
- People on the dance floor who don't dance
- You really shouldn't let people you don't know tie you up
- Indigenous people don't exist
- Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
- Don't give up your day job
- You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
- If you don't understand words, you won't understand people
- Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
- Words that don't mean the same as they used to
- sam, they dont liste (user)
- Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
- Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
- 100% of people who don't smoke, die
- Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
- Don't give up
- I don't want to assert to young people that my lawn is not an acceptable venue
- Writers don't look for their big breaks. They write them.
- They don't understand my tea
- If they're going up to the sun, the stars and the moon, why don't they bring the moon down for us?
- Give 'em an inch and they'll take a yard
- I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
- I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
- The Orange Earplugs They Give You at Work
- The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
- I don't believe in people
- as you get older, a lot falls away. but i am not here to tell you not to worry. i am here to give you tools.
- Did you think I would give up that easily?
- They forgot to give me the operating system!
- I would like to return this bread because I don't like it
- What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
- Laughter reaction to acting abusively
- Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
- People who argue, using terms they refuse to define
- cat haters
- Things the IS people would love to say out loud
- I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
- In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
- When you kill people they die
- If people weren't meant to be eaten, they wouldn't be made of meat!
- Why Do People Pigeonhole themselves?
- so many people want the things that they're not willing to give
- Don't Let People Kiss Your Baby
- Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
- The difference between reply and reply to all
- Information you don't need
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
- Rape committed by women
- People don't listen to my answering machine message
- I don't think I would want to date her now, anyway
- People who don't smoke will never die
- Don't drink and park, accidents in cars cause people
- Why don't people wear pajamas all the time?
- They don't touch me the same way
- Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
- They Shoot Horses, Don't They?
- Gays don't need us heteros to propagate gay stereotypes; they're doing just fine by themselves
- Guns don't kill people, football kills people
- Things people don't want to hear
- Don't do that then!
- Don't give me your hand me down love
- I'm related to people I don't relate to
- Guns Don't Kill People, I like mayonnaise
- People who don't capitalize their I's
- "for the last time: Up here they don't wear Lederhosen!": A christmassy eurotrash nodermeet.
- if one of us should flicker and vanish, mid-drag, don't bat an eye. claim a spot on the curb and never give an inch.
- Don't encourage people to read
- They Don't Want Me
- Capitalize, please
- Let's hear that string part again, because I don't think they heard it
- Sometimes I don't want to understand people
- They're just babies, they don't understand!
- They don't know what I've done
- they don't know what they'd do without me
- people who don't exist
- Guns don't kill people, paperclips kill people
- Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
- Don't Give Me Names
- Don't give away the Homeworld
- I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
- Dont Give Names (user)
- 23 Things They Don't Tell You About Capitalism
- Punks aren't lazy. They just don't got principles.
- People who don't read
- Guns don't stop dictators, people stop dictators
- I don't give a DAMN about your character
- Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
- One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
- the strongest memes don't brand, they sit in your head and crochet
- don't start from words. they are a nest of lies.
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
- every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
- If we ran this back an infinite number of times across infinite existences our souls would still never connect, so don't regret.
- Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
- "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
- Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
- Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
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