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• When I growl, the sound echoes like thunder all through the valleys and woodlands, and children tremble with fear, and women cover their heads with their aprons, and big men run and hide.
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Why men like women's breasts
• Why do women like motorbikes?
• Do all nuns dress like this?
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• Do not give what is holy to the dogs; nor cast your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn and tear you in pieces
• All my friends are nonconformists. They all dress like me.
• How do ya like them apples?
• We all know what beautiful eyes are like, what they do to you.
• Lunch, two good men, books, how much I like them
• Greeks like their women armless
• Why women like the smell of men
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• All men are like grass, and all their glory is like the flowers of the field.
• How do you write like that?
• Judging women by their books
• They dropped like flakes, they dropped like stars
• Men who are willing to listen to women talk about their periods
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• What I really would like to do is put Everything into a drawer
• Writers don't look for their big breaks. They write them.
• It seems like the right thing to do
• Closer (I want to love you like a pikachu)
• Oh I Do Like to Be Beside the Seaside
• What it feels like to eject from a jet fighter
• Much like what music wants to be
• I used to fly like peter pan, all the children flew when I touched their hands
• I want to create a mystery like that
• do you like it
• Men can download naked women. Women can't download men worshipping them. Ha ha!
• Trip Like I Do
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• How would you like it if they took your subculture and made it a theme night?
• They hit each other, like fucking Christ intended!
• Your words are delicious and enticing, and I would save them all like love letters
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• They moved like a river
• Do You Like My Tight Sweater?
• I liked their early stuff
• Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
• Asking people what music they like is rarely useful
• You may want to look into the possibility that you too are acting like a dick.
• Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
• She is lobbing rainbows at me from across the room and I am swallowing them like fear.
• Do you even realize how much your spirit illuminates? It is like stars.
• They Prayed to their Code To Give them Light
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• magic is real and it's nothing like what they say
• I do not like the new neighbor bears
• What do you feel like reading next? (e2poll)
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• one by one their blades will grind to a halt and stand still like a white forest.
• My aunt doesn't like them
• They hum like angels
• Run around like chickens with their head cut off
• I want it to be more like the things I write
• The streets are old and dirty and old and I like them
• Quizro's phone smells like cigarettes and Obsession for Men (gay porn version)
• Quizro's phone smells like cigarettes and Obsession For Men
• Paintings bulging out of their frames like the freaked-out spine-damage erections of accident victims
• They walk around her like she is in danger of breaking
• Men did not always like large breasts
• I do not like doctors
• It feels like fingernails across the moon. Or do you rub your wings together?
• How extravagant you are, throwing away women like that
• i like men (user)
• Women only like me for my mind
• Or do we like time's children come also at last to the silent shadowlands?
• Do you mind if I crash on yr stained glass couch for, like, ever?
• Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging. Sort of like some men I know
• do you feel like you are in control of your emotions?
• some summers they drop like flies
• What do theorems look like?
• I Do Not Like Thee Doctor Fell
• Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.
• want me like time
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• To women, to hide their teeth, if they be rotten or rusty
• If men define situations as real, they are real in their consequences.
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• I want them to go out as unseen as they came
• Who the heck wants to look like an old lady? Pick me, pick me!
• You can’t see it like that. It’s never been anyone’s responsibility to do what’s impossible. It’s not yours.
• To withhold forgiveness from a person is like drinking poison and waiting for them to die.
• Is there any part of you that really wants this? Or is the pursuit like breathing to you?
• Off like a prom dress
• I do not like the radio man.
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• I like my coffee the way I like my women
• Every Tuesday, I dress as a 46-year old woman and waitress at a diner on route 27. This is the meaning of life.
• How do I know if I really like coffee?
• Why men like lesbians
• Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
• I do not particularly like the Simpsons
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• Men like large amounts of kinetic energy
• Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
• I like women with shaved heads
• Do like you oughta, add acid to water
• How do women's dress sizes work?
• Charlotte, who, like a lot of low-maintenance women, cannot tell a lie, said, Yes.
• I like you; do you like me?
• Do you like me?
• I do not like the sky night or day and keep my eyes on the yellow lines heading under the car
• These women who must live like the high Sierra white pine, fed somehow by the alpine wind
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• Do you know what it is like to be alone among so many?
• if you slide them together, like this
• Cold heart, bitter coffee
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• Tricks girls use to look like they swallow
• Neon lights under your car do not make it look like it's floating
• Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
• candle smoke and christmas spice leapt up their noses like cardamom cats
• The delicate women do not want to dance
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• the morning snowdrops fall like dew in the sunlight and fill my heart with their icy cold and all i can think about is you
• Two of them. Hovering there like bloated gas giants in the heavens. Good God, it was beautiful.
• They Will Burn like Streaks of Gasoline on a Lawn
• These dead open their bodies to the living like a door
• I like my breasts the way they are
• War is hell but men like it
• 1,340,666 women just like me
• How to do nothing, and still look like a hard worker
• I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
• In their Disneyland are there kids just like this?
• And the silence between them? Like the stars.
• girls who like to see their grandmother fight
• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• E2 is like getting old, having friends die, and running into them on the street
• Can I tell you how much I want to smoke you, like this cigarette?
• I write my secrets on the bathroom mirror, like Jesus, before wiping them away to check my hair.
• She said I dreamed like dead men
• i wish i felt like teaching today, but i just want to be selfish
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• A coat is a thing that keeps the rain off your skin. Why would you want a thing like that?
• they seem each like a smile of great sweetness
• she made them, like fire, expansible over all space
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• Forget women - here's what men want
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Here's what I hope to do with the Everything code or with something like it
• Do You Like My Wang?
• i don't want to feel like i am the most beautiful thing around
• drum rudiments which sound like they were named by a neural net
• Ten Stupid Things Men Do to Mess Up Their Lives
• Even if they're in my dreams, if I'm not willing to try to reach out to them then do I really miss them?
• Do your wings make a sound? Sometimes I swear I can hear them
• Where do you want to go today?
• Do you really want Alexa to be hearing this
• Where do they go when they walk out and leave the body behind?
• Why women wear makeup and perfume
• Horses: do they love us back?
• Words which mean more than you think they do at the time.
• Why do people vote against their interests?
• Fuckin' magnets, how do they work?
• I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
• I Do Not Want To Be One Of Those People
• Do they know those days are golden? Build a rocket boys
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• i want to understand. do you want to understand?
• Do you want it all if it's all mediocre?
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• Except When To Do So Would Injure Them Or Others

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