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• If you loved her, you'd be home by now
• Do you understand what you are, sir, in love? You've been lost at sea, and picked up by a lone stranger on an anchored and recently near-abandoned ghost ship.
• I hope you'd never understand
• No one has ever been bitten to death by a poisonous snake in a ball pit
• You have been in every line I have ever read
• I won't ever understand me
• Exit, pursued by a bear
• If we were all part of one big television show, seriously, you'd be a poorly written character
• You'd prefer an astronaut
• Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• Naked Dude at the Door in a Snowstorm
• I won't ever understand
• fading lost soul marked by this, an ever bleeding eye, a single tear
• Ever since I met you I've been looping a recursive subroutine
• This statement has not been evaluated by the FDA
• Take the wolf by the ears
• Take Your Partner by the Hand
• If you lived here, you'd be home now
• If you really loved me
• Take a twenty-pound sledgehammer and vigorously and fanatically wield it against your confining ten-pound mold, your five-pound rut and smash the ever loving shit out of it, lovingly.
• If love was a circus, you'd be a clown
• If you had any balls, you'd say 'Oh, my God, what is that thing?' then scream and cut your mic.
• She plugs her tears in the way you'd keep a dam from breaking
• The ringing has been drowned out by voices
• I used to judge you based on which songs you'd play on Guitar Hero 3
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• my mind has long been gnawed by the cankering tooth of mystery
• the hottest it has ever been
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• You can walk down a path you've gone down many times with the ghosts of all the people you've ever been.
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• This is the oldest I've ever been
• The Clouds of Magellan, so oft pursued by night balloonists.
• Take the bull by the horns
• Take the world by storm
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• I've been duped by Satan!
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• Take life by the hand
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
• You'd better sit down
• If I really loved you, you'd never get so close.
• You'd better start hauling ass
• If you could see what your cars are made of, people, you'd shoot yourselves.
• the multiplicity of detail in time and space is a conspiracy by big universe to make it impossible for us to understand everything
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• You'd Be Surprised (user)
• If you had swerved a little to the right, you'd have missed it
• You'd think a cookie killed his dog
• Stuff your eyes with wonder. Live as if you'd drop dead in 10 seconds. See the world. It's more fantastic than any dream.
• If God had a cunt you'd be God
• Reminds you of wounds that you thought you'd forgotten
• M.A.S.H.: how to play and why you'd want to
• Brexit, Pursued by a Bear (e2poll)
• every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
• You'd better quit sticking your thumbs in your belt loops like that. You're giving me bad ideas.
• The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• Help! My sister's been abducted by Christians!
• I've been smoking ever since
• standing on my lawn, with the scissors in your hands, and you could come in where you'd like, to my paper house
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
• Scud: The Disposable Assassin
• assassin
• War of Assassins
• T.A.Z.: The Assassins
• The Tried Assassin
• Assassins' Guild
• Friendly Assassin (user)
• The Conversation Assassin
• assassin bug
• The Blind Assassin
• divine assassin
• Hitman 2: Silent Assassin
• Repentant Assassin's Defense
• Tenchu: Stealth Assassins
• Winged Assassin
• Among the lost: Schrödinger's Assassin
• the assassin (user)
• Shadow Assassin (user)
• Assassin's Creed
• assassin (user)
• Lazaro "Assassin" Bu (user)
• Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood
• Assassin's text message
• ninja assassin (user)
• The Witcher II - Assassins of Kings
• Tattoo Assassins
• My Heart and Mind are a Hundred Assassins All Coming for the Lady at Once
• I've frequently not been on boats
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• Been
• I've Been Workin' On The Railroad
• What have you been smoking?
• Who's been messin' with my laser?
• Oceania has always been at war with Eastasia
• The Piano Has Been Drinking
• You've Been Borged! (document)
• I've been crowned the king of it
• you know you've been caught
• been through the fire
• Ku, Work on What Has Been Spoiled (Decay)
• Few things ruin a romantic evening like finding your car has been towed
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• I've been a woman for too long
• We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• I may or may not have been naked
• This is a story I wish I had been able to write. Hope you like it.
• It's been lovely
• Everything that there is to do with a guitar has been done
• Everything that there is to do with electronic instruments has been done
• It's All Been Done Before
• Final moments lost to what should have been
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• My one regret as of yet is that my life has been utterly tolerable
• It hasn't been so long, but
• Someone's been messing with my anti-paranoia medication!
• The software hath been released
• So now that I've been cursed to die...
• As if we had been sitting next to each other for years
• My life has suddenly been decided for me
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• Could I Have Been?
• She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
• I've Been Tired
• I have always been burning
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• Obviously, Doctor, you've never been a thirteen year-old girl
• Obviously, Doctor, you've never been a Live Nude Lesbian
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• The Little Girl that Had Been Dead for a Hundred Years
• You know you've been away from home too long
• you would have been
• But lately, I've been too tired to care
• They had been expecting me
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• The light at the end of the tunnel has been switched off.
• Why I've never been ice skating
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• The most comfortable position to assume after one has been kicked in the junk
• What Might Have Been
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• Could have beens, should have beens
• The End Of The Way It's Always Been
• You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
• You've Been Framed
• Never Been Kissed
• I had been hungry all the years
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• I'd love you if I'd never been born
• Everything that can be invented has been invented
• I realize that I've been missing the backs of necks
• Attention has been paid
• Mama, You Been on My Mind
• AES may have been broken
• I've Never Been to Me
• You can only play the cards you've been dealt
• Some liberties have been taken with dialogue
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• The ceiling of innovation has been reached
• Like hands on a clock tell time without thinking about how long it's been
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• The way things have always been done
• Been Brown So Long, It Looked Like Green to Me: The Politics of Nature
• Maybe You've Been Brainwashed Too
• I wish I had been told what Schrödinger really meant
• It's been years since we were born
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• Has Been
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• had Orpheus been a gentleman
• All the people looking like they've been run through the life sucking machine. Twice.
• I'm sorry, I don't believe we've been properly estranged.
• So someone tells you they've been raped
• Since U Been Gone

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