Findings:
- Chicago calls to one who would listen
- the dexterity of one who had smoked for years
- people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
- What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
- Who would win in a fight between Chewbacca & Bigfoot?
- To One who has been Long in City Pent
- Presidential Candidate
- a man who had fallen among thieves
- If I had the nerve, I would ask you
- The Hale-Brady Presidential Candidate Maturity Curve Postulate
- and then, one morning, I realised I had been an adult for a while
- If we had a more developed tailbone, would we wag our tail?
- There is likely no one left who remembers
- The Fully-Automated Presidential Candidate
- Who would win in a fight between a shark and a lion on the moon?
- when my time is in the past, i hope my heart lays in the grass, and feeds another one who lives like it's all just begun
- One who doesn't ask, eats wax
- I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
- To John Bartlett, Who Had Sent Me a Seven Pound Trout
- If you were team captain in a pick-up game of baseball and had Jesus Christ on your team, what position would you play him?
- I am the one who stood beside you and smiled
- What one object of modern technology would bring you ultimate power in the 15th century ?
- It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
- for one who does no evil, there is no ill
- The ones who watch
- Am I the only one who walks alone under moonlight without fear?
- Who Would Jesus Bomb?
- The dog who would not beg
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- Freedom of the press is guaranteed only to those who own one
- The Message of King Sakis and the Legend of the Twelve Dreams He Had in One Night
- 25 Albums I Love By Bands and Artists Who I Would Not Love Otherwise
- She was thinking of a boy in California who had a couch and a job
- I'm not one to be had for the wanting, Sir
- I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
- The Boy Who Had Everything
- If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
- And only those who had been there knew the whole truth.
- It never hurts to give thanks to the broken ones you had to use to build your ladder.
- Presidents of the United States who had not previously held elected office
- The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
- On Being the one who goes away
- one who sleeps with mothers
- The Great One Who Makes The Grass Green
- If I had a rocket launcher, some son of a bitch would pay!
- I didn't love him until I feared I would lose him. One does not love breathing.
- You're the only one who doesn't know
- If All Men Were Brothers, Would You Let One Marry Your Sister?
- Half-sour pickle
- who would play (Deleted) in the movie of (Deleted)?
- Anyone who tells you there is only one correct way to write a novel is trying to sell you a book.
- If they would only choose to hear it
- you, who would stifle beautiful words not yet born
- You who would hear the sounds in air, touch the distant Silver
- The dog who would not back off
- Who Would True Valour See
- An enemy is one who reacts
- There is no man in the sky who cares what we eat and drink and fuck
- Girls who want to fuck, just to fuck
- He Who Would Valiant Be
- Friends who fuck
- I would have cooled this if you had written it
- What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
- if you had it as an option, would you take it?
- You had two lovers, and eventually the one with the most chips won.
- Twelve dreams I had in one night
- The Girl Who Had Everything
- If you had to invent a language with no more than one hundred words
- But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- If I had called you, would you still be dead?
- How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
- Between lap dances and laptops, you seek girls who fuck like they're boneless.
- If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
- Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
- Fast-talking career gal who thought she was one of the boys
- If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
- I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
- All the things she had at one point wanted to be
- Happy those who with a glowing faith in one embrace clasped Death and Victory
- Shit, why am I the only one here who can perform the Heimlich maneuver?
- The Ones Who Walk Away from Omelas
- You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
- I guess that I am the one who has changed
- No One Knows Who I Am
- The Ones Who Walk Away From Salemo
- One who knows does not speak
- Would you really feel any pity if one of those dots stopped moving forever?
- We knew the blubbering one in glasses would yield the most meat.
- Somewhere there is one who remembers.
- Who Knows One?
- I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
- Am I the only one who thinks Ken Watanabe and Jimmy Smits look an awful lot alike?
- For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
- One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
- I only leave the door open because I know that no one would dare to come in.
- We would return to one another
- those receive me, who quietly treat me, as one familiar and well-beloved in that home
- Wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning
- The most dangerous vampires were the ones who were bad at math
- The hope that one of us would learn to swim
- i dream about the ones who are gone
- The one guy who went to Australia instead of Austria by mistake
- The ones who are happy to survive are inside, partying. The ones who strive for evolution are outside, alone, seething with contempt, working through the night.
- The Man Who Would Be King
- Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
- it is better to meet god alone than with one who might misunderstand
- is there no one who answers the call?
- The dog who would not move
- To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
- Who would cry for me should I die tonight?
- Who would win in a fight between Link and Cloud Strife?
- Who would win in a knife fight between Webster 1913 and Vulgar Tongue 1811 on the moon?
- The dog who would not come in
- Those who would sacrifice essential liberties for a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.
- i know that the ones who love us will miss us
- Who is Number One?
- We all love movies and books about us owning ourselves
- You had to pretend success was fucked
- Nobody cares who would win a fistfight between Anne Frank and Lizzie Borden
- We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
- That creepy fuck who smells like stale cigarettes is outside my window again
- The Ketchup Candidate
- Manchurian Candidate
- To: Mentor Candidates From: Seekers of Great Wisdom
- candidate key
- Everything2 mascot candidates
- Standing as a candidate at a UK election
- Prospective Parliamentary Candidate
- 2012 AL Cy Young Award Candidates
- Candidate for a Pullet Surprise
- Vanity Candidate
- I choose not to run
- Why I choose to remain unmedicated
- How to choose the appropriate graphics format
- Choosing a wine
- Choose short titles
- Choose Your Illusion
- Choose Knowledge over Ignorance
- Today We Choose Faces
- It won't ever remember what you choose to forget
- Nobody chooses apples with bruises
- Choose your words carefully; now throw them away
- I choose my soft drink because of commercials
- Choose your next witticism carefully Mr. Bond; it may be your last
- The Path You Choose
- I know the story of your walk ... and the colors you choose to paint your day
- Choose Your Own Adventure: Teloch od Eophan (category)
- Choose Your Words With Care
- We choose to go to the moon
- if that's how you choose to see it, then that's how it is for you
- Choose Your own Adventure: Mia's Day
- in a world of predator and prey, i choose to be a glassmaker
- do not choose your beliefs; find them
- Foolspotting
- fuck
- Give a flying fuck
- Fuck me harder
- sick fuck
- flying fuck
- You mean the me that you would be
- Fuck like crazed weasels
- Fuck off
- Go take a flying fuck at a rolling donut
- Fuck tha Police
- skull fuck
- Fuck it
- The Big Space Fuck
- I fuck your sunshine
- I was expecting it to hurt like a fuck
- fuck all
- Fuck me boots
- Fuck the System
- The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
- Forget fountains of eternal youth; we need a fountain of clues
- Jesus doesn't care if you say the word "fuck"
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