Findings:
- if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
- If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
- I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
- A smiley can make anything you say seem nice
- Stoned music memories
- If you can't write something nice, don't write anything at all
- Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- The shit that gets carried out in His name
- You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
- Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
- I don't go out of my way to believe in anything
- You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
- It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
- If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
- I really have to get out of this fucking country
- spin until you get dizzy, then spin the other way to cancel it out
- Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
- Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
- i have to get out
- Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
- We exist in a world of pure communication, where looks don't matter and only the best writers get laid
- I am letting myself down so you don't have to
- emotions others don't get to see
- You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
- Don't do anything I wouldn't do
- No one says anything important during the day
- Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
- Don't ever lend out your pants
- When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
- How to get away at work without doing anything
- If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
- I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
- Capitalize, please
- I don't always want you to be nice
- Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
- I can make a bong out of anything
- I'm scared. I don't have a name.
- Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
- You just don't get it
- Cats don't have brakes
- I don't believe in anything
- A reason to drink
- I'm insensitive, and I don't know anything
- I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
- Don't Go Out the Door
- I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
- Kids, don't let drugs get in the way of your dreams for the future
- Don't say I didn't warn you
- You Don't Say
- I don't get many things right the first time
- An' the gobble-uns 'll git you ef’n you don’t Watch Out!
- Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
- Don't Say You Love Me
- Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
- You don't have any real problems
- WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
- You don't get a song
- They don't get it. Let them suffer.
- I can share anything with you, and you don't mind
- If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
- Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
- If you get your opinions second-hand, you do not know anything worth knowing
- I don't have a television set
- Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
- Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
- Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
- I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
- Don't let the door hit you in the ass
- Two outs, run on anything
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
- You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
- I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
- So you don't have to
- I don't even have the energy to kill myself
- Don't try to clean out your car's petrol tank with a vacuum cleaner
- Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
- Rape committed by women
- You don't know what you have until it's gone
- I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
- Jesus loves you so I don't have to
- The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
- Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
- Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
- Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
- Traffic lights that don't stay green long enough for everyone waiting to get through
- A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
- Never point a gun at anything you don't want to kill
- Don't go out without a coat
- finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
- Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
- don't say the words
- i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
- I don't get it
- set fire to head. kill anything that runs out.
- Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- I don't think that there's anything worse than being ordinary.
- or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
- If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear free speech.
- If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear government censorship.
- keep looking until you don't see anything at all
- Don't do that then!
- Baptist fear of dancing
- Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
- Don't look out the window in the morning
- If your friends and girlfriend don't get along the relationship is doomed
- Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
- Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
- Don't make me get my shoe!
- Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
- Why don't vultures (and other scavengers) get food poisoning?
- "Don't worry," he says
- Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
- I don't care about society, it just gets in the way of my individual freedom
- The first draft of anything is shit
- I'll fire aimlessly if you don't come out!
- And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
- Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
- nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
- You Say You Don't Love Me
- I have a Shaymus and you don't.
- How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
- Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
- If you don't take the time to look, you won't see anything.
- Say anything, say nothing. The day is beckoning and the night is haunting
- Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
- "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
- never say anything you do not understand. you will quickly find the path to truth.
- If I don't get paid for it, is my time worthless?
- I have a punklin and you don't
- 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
- Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
- I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
- Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
- Couldn't you have named it anything else
- You don't have to remember my name
- When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
- Don't say no
- Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
- The only mercy in this night is that it don't blow out your match
- If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
- I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
- You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
- I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
- I don't have a thing to wear!
- Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
- Don't say the B-word
- I pray to God you don't look at me. You pray to God I don't look back.
- I don't care what you've heard: It's hard to get laid in New York City
- Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
- Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
- Peace out boy scout, don't use your knot tying skills for bad ideas
- I don't get nostalgia, I get flashbacks
- Why don't you just find a nice person and settle down?
- We read your mail so you don't have to
- So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
- There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
- Don't shit where you eat
- No, I don't have channel 11
- I don't agree with what you say, but I will defend your other, less ludicrous opinion that glitch speed runs are pointless.
- E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
- Don't you 'Don't get roused sugar' me!
- I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
- Why don't I have votes today?
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