Findings:

• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• When you make your own mother cry you know you've fucked up
• Don't leave the house or you'll be shot for deserting.
• I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
• Are we really all that we chalk ourselves up to be?
• What I used to be/Will pass away, and then you'll see/That all I want now/Is happiness for you and me
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• Fucked up ways to die
• We don't swim in yer toilet, so don't fuck us over or you'll need 2 wheelchairs, fool: An Partie
• There'll be plenty of time later to leave things unsaid
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• Forget what you think you know about the opposite sex
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• Top ten ways to fuck up your kids
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• Let's Make Up and Be Friendly
• glitter me the fuck up, skinny jeans
• Sally Jessy, man, that shit'll fuck you up for life
• another "poem" about unrequited love and how it fucks up your everything
• Pay attention, this will be important later
• I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• I'll be you and you'll be me
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• I come home, she lifted up her wings. I guess that this must be the place.
• It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
• Mull around in my mind for a while and you'll find so many treasure troves and so many graveyards that you won't be able to tell the difference between them
• She's perfect in a fucked up way
• You Fucked Up!
• I worry that no matter how hard I pray, you'll always be just out of my reach
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• tied up now fuck me (user)
• People have fucked up before
• If you keep going into the barbershop you'll end up getting a haircut
• If you EVER come across an empty floor, just know that I'm gonna fuck you up.
• Shut The Fuck Up
• Ken Lay
• What I want to be when I grow up
• I want to be a sherpa when I grow up
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• I want to be a pirate when I grow up
• When I grow up, I want to be a pretzelman
• Spend an hour with us and you'll never be the same
• Before long the Goddess Tiamat through hip-hop you'll be facing
• What do you want to be when you grow up?
• she can scream so loud you'll be looking for your ears on the floor
• marry me and you'll be safe
• When I grow up (I want to be an old woman)
• The sad thing is, if you get her you'll be sick of her in a year
• Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
• You'll Be Back
• It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
• My Shit's Fucked Up
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• You'll own nothing, and you will be happy
• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
• You're not fucked up, ergo, you are shallow
• The USA has fucked up priorities
• fuck up
• Where we're headed, you'll be looking backwards
• Everything seems to be up in the air at this time.
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• Fucked Up
• the wonderful fucked up patchwork quilt that is humanity today
• "Shut the Fuck Up" Theaters
• They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
• Fucked up Facts from History
• HARDEN THE FUCK UP
• fucked up criteria (user)
• See a penny, pick it up and all day long you'll have good luck
• The Fucked Up Redemption of Funky McNuggets
• The desire to communicate whilst fucked up
• Assumption is the mother of all fuck ups
• I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
• Just eat a sucking candy, you'll be fine
• Be
• Don't Be Afraid
• This wasn't how it was supposed to be
• To do is to be
• We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
• so be it
• It could be the last time you see me alive
• You must be 18 or older to enter
• I wanna be your dog
• Be yourself
• Should I be happy?
• I never thought it would be like this
• the last shall be first and the first shall be last
• Who Wants to be a Millionaire?
• To be or not to be
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• Too good to be true
• Everything I sing in the shower gonna be funky
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• The Let's Just Be Friends Shack
• The Let's Be Secret Friends Shack
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Let It Be
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• Be Mine
• There need to be better terms in English for "significant others"
• What the American people want politics to be
• In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
• The X that can be Y is not the true X
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• Information cannot be owned
• The Ten Commandments revised
• I need to be busy, dammit!
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• Things that seem too good to be true rule
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• Hula hoops are round, they're staying round, and they'll be around forever
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• Must be a lesbian
• The best kind of bartender
• You're too young to be so old
• Chant and be Happy
• How to be invisible
• Any song can be a love song
• This program cannot be run in DOS mode
• They'll None Of 'Em Be Missed
• play dumb
• The Be
• Be Operating System
• well, I'll be jiggered
• It's difficult to live with people if you're fastidious. You'll understand that once you discover that you're ruined.
• I wanna be your toothbrush holder
• Be a model or just look like one
• What does it mean to be religious?
• Sarcasm should be self-sustaining
• i've lost the ability to be truly bored
• Birds are not to be allowed to die here
• Want to be a lawyer?
• We must be traveling through time backwards
• Soldiers who wish to be a hero
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
• Shouldn't we be praying to Satan?
• Why the existence of God cannot be disproven
• Aspects of American society that may be new to you
• it'll be on the test
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• I'll be a post-feminist in the post-patriarchy
• Trying desperately to be cool
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• How to be a good motorcycle passenger
• Surah 60 She that is to be Examined
• No one can be totally logical
• To be hoist by one's own petard
• If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences

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