Findings:
- The $14 million dollar orgasm
- And would you do this thing for me? Land softly, yeah, land softly
- You had me at hello
- I would have cooled this if you had written it
- As Guan Yu would surrender to the Han, but not to Cao Cao, I will surrender to you, but not to your desire to control me.
- Until today, it really pissed me off that I'd become this totally centered Zen Master and nobody had noticed
- Gonna go buy me some Jesus!
- This guy tipped his waitress a dollar with a dick drawn on it. What happened next left me questioning everything I ever thought about income inequality.
- What I would do If I knew what was good for me
- You asked me once what I would remember... this, and much more
- I'll buy that for a dollar!
- I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
- My Mom buys me diet pills
- Can't Buy Me Love
- Some guy tried to buy drugs from me last night
- It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
- The Six Million Dollar Man and Friends Go Disco
- If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
- Your piercing intelligence would undo or invigorate me
- Places a local (like me) would take you to in New Orleans
- You had me at midnight wine and mascara. Light a candle now
- If we had a more developed tailbone, would we wag our tail?
- If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
- She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
- Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
- If I had a rocket launcher, some son of a bitch would pay!
- She bought a new smile every week when we first started seeing each other. Then I had to buy them.
- I would like to buy you a drink
- This was the shinest golden dollar I would ever see in my life and I was not about to tarnish it.
- If I had the nerve, I would ask you
- If I had called you, would you still be dead?
- boss i wish you had told me
- What the Institute for Motivational Development had to say about me
- One brother wins three hundred million dollars in powerball, the other wins seven
- If you were team captain in a pick-up game of baseball and had Jesus Christ on your team, what position would you play him?
- people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
- Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
- Who would cry for me should I die tonight?
- Scientology is a wonderful religion that I would never want to sue me
- She hit me like thunder, and I had to lie down until I could breathe again
- She had a 10 million candlepower smile
- a grief so strong I thought it would crush me there
- I would like for love not to kill me, please
- And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
- I would like for you to make your arms for me the way you make your bed for you
- Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
- There are a million girls like me out there
- Many of me, laid end to end, would never reach the moon
- I will sell you all of me; complete. Starting price, ten dollars.
- What would Jesus buy?
- Marry me and I'll buy you a new computer
- More ads which make me not want to buy their cars
- What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
- The Girl with the Million Dollar Face
- They had been expecting me
- if you had it as an option, would you take it?
- I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
- I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
- The Million Dollar Quartet
- To John Bartlett, Who Had Sent Me a Seven Pound Trout
- You should have killed me when you had the chance
- If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
- Million Dollar Baby
- The Six Million Dollar Man
- I Had a Cat and the Cat Pleased Me
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- I had no idea what he thought about me.
- I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
- You know the little things about me that would sing in the silence
- If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
- I've got $1.19 in change, and it's impossible for me to make change for a dollar
- "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
- Would you mind never speaking to me again?
- I would love for you to come to me with Christmas lights around your head, late night like a ghost
- I wish you would talk to me
- That would be me
- I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
- I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
- The Million Dollar Facility
- I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
- If it were a snake, it would have bit me
- Naked Dude at the Door in a Snowstorm
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- Would you tell me if it was true?
- To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
- I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
- If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
- I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
- i want to show you that anything is possible. i wish you would believe me.
- And he noticed my fingers / and asked me if I would play (e2poll)
- Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
- She'll outlive me by 12 million years
- You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
- You mean the me that you would be
- Million Dollar Question
- Million Dollar Dream
- The Million Dollar Hotel
- Would you love me if I was a worm
- Would you like to see me masticate?
- Sixty Million Dollar Man
- I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
- buy
- buy the farm
- Buy new shoes
- MCI WorldCom buys dem bones for more than $100B
- I'd like to buy the world a Coke
- Gotta Buy 'Em All
- How to buy computer parts
- Buying a mattress
- Why can't men buy tampons?
- in line to buy a ticket, high
- Buying a guitar amplifier
- Ring the cactus, buy the house a round
- How to buy LEGO sets when you're over twice the suggested age
- Philip Glass buys a loaf of bread
- How to buy a home
- There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's Mastercard
- Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
- Buy a Gun
- Melinda buys a new car
- The poor can't afford to buy cheap
- Buying an arcade game at an auction
- All the Pain Money Can Buy
- Buy this SUV, send your kid to college
- $40 billion buys a lot of cell phones
- How to buy a used golf cart
- Don't! Buy! Thai!
- Buying condoms
- Buying a synthesizer
- She buys apples
- Let's buy Sony
- Money can't buy happiness but the lack of it can cause a lot of misery
- Buy Italian Suits!
- Going to the hardware store to buy a loaf of bread
- Sell Berbatov and buy four center backs
- Buy the ticket, take the ride
- We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
- Buy Chings (node_forward)
- I'll buy you Mountain Dew if you realize I love you.
- buy 2mg.xanax purepac
- Items to buy in combination, for comic effect
- Why why you shouldn't buy a mac
- Why you shouldn't buy a Mac
- Mister Chu buys apricots
- come buy, come buy; our grapes fresh from the vine
- sweet to tongue and sound to eye - come buy, come buy
- buy christmas ornaments
- How we buy things
- Condensed life in a can, like the ones you buy at grocery stores
- if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
- Buy Large Mansions
- dollar
- Canadian dollar
- The first dollar I ever made
- What is the price of a hundred dollar bill?
- sand dollar
- Yours Truly, Johnny Dollar
- dollar dare
- Hong Kong dollar
- I sold my individuality for 15 dollars
- One Dollar: A Story
- tossing dollar bills on the stock market
- Peace dollar
- 1964 Peace dollar
- 1904O Morgan Dollar
- Gold Coins, Congress and Brothels: Story of the US Four Dollar Gold Piece
- Dollar cost averaging
- Legend of the Sand Dollar
- The 20,000 Dollar Zig
- You always spend a dollar as if you were spending a wounded eagle
- Dollar auction
- Ninety Dollar Lunch
- How to make a quick five dollars
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