Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "If you have enough monkeys banging randomly on typewriters, they will eventually type the works of William Shakespeare"

• I have to believe that the truth will eventually pay off
• AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
• When left long enough, students will always discuss cartoons they watched as kids
• It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
• eventually, everything will have its own wiki
• They have taken enough
• The Tragedy of Prince Hamlet and the Philosopher's Stone, or, A Will Most Incorrect to Heaven by William Shakespeare
• The Complete Works of William Shakespeare
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• If you work in customer service, you will eventually deal with stupid people
• there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
• because eventually you will see past my magical words and focus once again on the matter at hand
• They have bears in Italy
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• Type A blood
• Tell people they're beautiful and they will change the world
• To the Memory of My Beloved Master, William Shakespeare, and What He Hath Left Us
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• I will have your blood. I will have all of your blood.
• Will Ya Ride Me Like A Monkey Missus? : An Anglo-Irish E2 Get-Together
• they see in me a man that is empty, in need of love. that will not hurt them.
• He's been places they have not.
• A rant about the worst professor I have ever worked with
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• Paper, rock, scissors. They all have their pros and cons.
• Close enough for government work
• good enough for government work
• If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
• Brittle things will break before they turn
• Notes Towards the Complete Works of Shakespeare
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• They Will Burn like Streaks of Gasoline on a Lawn
• They work for you
• Over time, the metaphor becomes literal. Eventually, we will wish for the figurative meaning, but left with only the chilling reality.
• Cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey
• If you look hard enough, you can see Satan and his works everywhere
• Questions we will never have answers to
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
• She Will Have Her Way: The Songs Of Tim & Neil Finn
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• They could have sprung 50 cents for a connector
• Monkey Shakespeare Simulator
• Make of that what you will. I know I have.
• The Cat in the Hat by William Shakespeare
• I do not think that they will sing to me.
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• William Shakespeare's Romeo + Juliet
• the universe is deterministic and we have free will
• The sky will hold them. They will be an ocean apart.
• And they never think these tools will fail.
• They will run away and leave us forlorn and empty
• I will love them all even after they are long gone
• The Orange Earplugs They Give You at Work
• Most men will not swim before they are able to
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• I have to check and see if they wear panties
• We have had enough of your beige
• Survival isn't good enough, you have to live
• They must have faces
• What Have They Done to the Rain?
• When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• Why I will have my children believe in Santa Claus
• The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
• He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
• These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
• I have had enough of Survivor
• Something eventually will consume you
• You will have no doubt and the sky will turn to gold
• I will have her forever but I can't touch her
• Astro City #5
• The Monkeys Have Trouble
• We will have windchimes. That is a must.
• She Will Have Her Way
• You have meddled with the primal forces of nature, and you will atone!
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• They didn't have the heart
• They say the smog is the reason we have such beautiful sunsets
• Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
• Eventually you will need to open up the shades to let the light in
• William Shakespeare
• Work like you don't need the monkey
• A government big enough to give you everything you want is a government big enough to take from you everything you have
• Monkey, monkey, monkey, monkey, William Shatner
• if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
• Good thing they were just typewriters
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
• No point in mentioning the bats, I thought. Poor bastard will see them soon enough.
• Have we done enough to be saved?
• Your radical ideas about the combinatoric implications of the Myers-Briggs Type Indicator have already occurred to others
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• They did not forgive us, she thought. We will surely die.
• They will not be named!
• In the summer they will pull the beautiful bodies out of storage.
• If they do not give you work or bread, then take bread
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• If you build it they will come
• They will wear Crowns of Golden Lightning bugs
• They will love him long after he is gone.
• they can drop bombs and no one will get hurt
• You have not enough wood to burn chance, which rules the world.
• if they are the gentlemen they seem, will they not treat the small as gently as the great
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
• They have potential, if they only applied themselves
• If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
• eventually today will be bittersweet too
• All scientific theories will eventually be disproved
• I will take one ticket please to whatever you have to say please keep talking
• What Have They Done to the Rain
• They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
• Have Spacesuit, Will Travel
• Idiots will ruin everything, eventually
• Give me enough time, and I will find a new way to say devotion.
• On my honor, I have not violated the honor code in any way on this work.
• You will have to fill in your own blank
• the revolution will not have corporate sponsorship
• They Have a Word for It
• You stole what they would have given you
• Have brain, will travel
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• Buying things just because they have cool packaging
• All cell phones will have GPS capability
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• You have your work cut out for you
• I want to have dinner with Shakespeare
• If I ever have kids, I will kick the TV in and hurl it out the window
• Those who have abandoned their dreams will discourage yours
• People want what they cannot have
• They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• from where I stand I can see they have already won
• People who think they have to double-click everything
• I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
• Did the Japanese go and sit down and have dinner with Pearl Harbor before they bombed 'em?
• If imitation guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have imitation guns
• They have no bones.
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• Wishfully think they have souls.
• They could have saved Kevin
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• And after all that time, as with all superheroes, you will not have aged a single day.
• some people are so poor, all they have is money
• I have dreamed. And now I will awake.
• what if the most important thing you will ever do you have already done?
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• How could you ever have enough?
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• we have a lot of work to do
• It's stupid enough to work
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
• it's God's work to have us fail
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• Many have died; you also will die.
• sometimes bad ideas work just often enough to stick around
• may you make mistakes large enough to learn from, but small enough that they do not destroy you

If you Log in you could create a "If you have enough monkeys banging randomly on typewriters, they will eventually type the works of William Shakespeare" node. If you don't already have an account, you can register here.