Findings:

• People who don't smoke will never die
• I will kill that rooster, if it doesn't shut up
• Guns don't kill people, football kills people
• You couldn't save me back then. I will save you now. Trust me, take my hand.
• it won't kill you to breathe it in, but it may change you, years from now
• Guns don't kill people; people kill people
• E2 killed my dog, and I don't think it's fair
• You don't know me, but someday you will
• If you don't softlink it, I will
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• If this Buddha is not killed he will only stand in your way.
• Will eating a urinal cake kill me?
• Guns Don't Kill People, I like mayonnaise
• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• If we don't make words, words will make us
• I just don't know when to quit.
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• Don't Kill Her Daddy with Careless Talk
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• what will the internet be like five hundred years from now?
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• Please Don't Kill the Freshman
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up
• Vampires don't smoke
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• I don't agree with what you say, but I will defend your other, less ludicrous opinion that glitch speed runs are pointless.
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up (idea) mp3 (recording)
• why don't poets kill each other anymore?
• the flecks of smoke and sparks don't conjure you back from the ground or heaven
• don't kill your clients
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• Guns don't kill people. Skeletons do.
• Stoned music memories
• I WILL kill you!
• I will kill you if I can
• Marvin K. Mooney, Will You Please Go Now
• kill me now (user)
• My sand fleas will kill you
• Now there's something you don't see every day, Chauncy
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• Why don't we all just cut the crap right now
• Please don't smoke the mystery bag
• I don't think I would want to date her now, anyway
• I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
• kill him dead; don't call me
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• Guns don't kill people. Robots kill people.
• Don't kill yourself until you've completed the checklist
• What, we don't shoot them now?
• beside a moon that don't know when to quit
• Guns don't kill people. Ninjas kill people.
• Guns don't kill people, paperclips kill people
• I DON'T quit
• If I don't save the wee turtles, who will?
• Now there's a sonnet you don't see every day
• Never point a gun at anything you don't want to kill
• I don't smoke
• 100% of people who don't smoke, die
• Don't drink, don't smoke, what do you do?
• I don't believe in the end of the world. I only believe in right now.
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
• Oh, Mexico, Now Don't You Cry For Me
• You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
• Don't look now
• Guns don't kill people, paintballs kill people
• Now I know why I get the urge to kill her
• Clowns will kill you and drink your blood
• We Regret to Inform You That Tomorrow We Will Be Killed with Our Families
• Nagato in summer will kill you every time
• You don't even know the meaning of the word committed. I'm Andy Kaufman, motherfucker. I will die on this hill I made, in this battle I started, for this prize I already own.
• Millions now living will never die
• Any minute now, you will go blind
• Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.
• Tomorrow will come. Yesterday has gone. The Now is here.
• You can't quit now. It's just getting good.
• don't trust a teacher who only takes on the brightest pupils. to find the sun in a stone, now, that takes true skill.
• Stoners will smoke anything
• What I used to be/Will pass away, and then you'll see/That all I want now/Is happiness for you and me
• I have dreamed. And now I will awake.
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• Don't quit five minutes before the miracle happens
• honey, don't feed me: I will come back
• Nuclear weapons don't kill people. People kill people.
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Don't Eat the Yellow Snow
• don't care
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• Real Men Don't Eat Quiche
• Don't
• I don't know
• Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
• Guilty if I eat, guilty if I don't
• Don't touch that dial
• Don't Look Back
• I Don't Like Mondays
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Americans don't speak English
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• We don't need no education
• Don't Tug on Superman's Cape
• Charlie Don't Surf
• Friends don't let friends drive drunk
• Baptist jokes
• Baptist fear of dancing
• Don't give up
• Don't Bet Your Money on de Shanghai
• Don't defile my sex
• I don't remember
• Mountain Don't
• Boys Don't Cry
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• Show, don't tell
• I don't want to fall so easily
• Don't answer your phone for the next thirty-five minutes
• I don't want children
• Why don't you drink?
• Don't blame Columbine on computer games
• Don't Think Twice, It's All Right
• Don't beat around the bush
• Why I don't like my fellow Asian youth
• Don't Whiz on the Electric Fence
• I don't see like you
• If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
• Don't Drink the Water
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• Why don't men shave?
• don't comment on my looks
• (Don't display in "New Writeups")
• Don't judge a book by its cover
• I Don't Like Monkeys
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• Don't call me white
• "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
• Don't do that then!
• Don't drink through straws on a date
• Don't settle for no damn coupon which they'll try to pass off to you
• Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• There is despair, Mr. President, in faces you don't see, in the places you don't visit in your shining city
• Don't piss here
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
• Dream Log: I don't remember
• Don't quote me on that
• Don't Block the Box
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• don't shoot the messenger
• programs that don't compile
• Why don't you dream anymore?
• customers don't trust me
• Things you don't want to hear from your bank
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• Parents don't understand the new economy
• Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women
• don't take a pill to feel the funk
• Don't put magnets next to the monitor
• Don't look a gift horse in the mouth
• why coding, bash and IRC don't mix
• Employees don't cheat customers...
• Why I don't use the phrase "African-American"

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