Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "If you think it's hard to be a Christian in this country, you should really try NOT being one."

• Should there be a statute of limitations on being a jerk?
• Limiting the number of fuzzy shirts allowed in one room
• One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
• I Should Be Allowed To Think
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
• Wearing waterproof mascara for goodbyes should be a given, really.
• It's hard to be enthusiastic about reading and books with someone that openly admits to being a bad reader
• The node that tried too hard to be loved
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• One problem with being born really soon after Christmas
• I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
• AI should be our top priority.
• Who should be weighed with the inconvenient burden of staying
• One Day I Will Be The Summer
• Farmers' Market
• No one can be unhappy with a fresh box of crayons
• It should not be this complicated
• Working in a greenhouse is sometimes as much fun as you think it might be.
• It is not good that the man should be alone
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• This node should be filled with renga!
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• Things to consider if you think someone might be dead
• It must be hard for God to get a date
• Children should be seen and not heard
• Sex is terrible and should not be celebrated.
• If we were all part of one big television show, seriously, you'd be a poorly written character
• University students can be really stupid
• A Scene That, To Understand, One Must Be A Led Zeppelin Fan
• I Do Not Want To Be One Of Those People
• Everything I say should be a nodeshell, including this
• Should I be happy?
• This node should be filled with haiku!
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• Sometimes it's hard to be good
• Think no more, lad; laugh, be jolly
• Lame fuckwit who should be shot for wasting valuable bandwidth
• How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
• Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
• There should be laws requiring electric cars to make the Jetsons flying car noise
• Abbey Road should never be played on random
• Beautiful things should be left alone lest they become just another thing that we should throw away.
• Why should we be moral?
• It's so hard to be unfashionable
• Fellatio and Cunnilingus should be Olympic Events
• Your last act as a free man should of course be to burn the scrap of paper
• Pure contentedness. (Yes, yes, I know it should be contentment)
• Nothing to do, nothing to say, I think I must be dreaming
• How Should A Person Be?
• if you take it too seriously i really will be just talking to myself
• No one wants to be a nihilist
• If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
• How long can any one heart be so confused?
• It's a grocery store how purple should my prose be?
• You should be wearing rainbows on your feet
• The fashion trade should be burnt to the fucking ground
• This node should be filled with tanka!
• Why are you clapping when you should be screaming?
• Working in a library is never as much fun as you think it might be.
• I should be running in the sunshine
• Should anyone be allowed to vote?
• Music need not be popular to be good
• I should be able to remember your face
• Software Engineering should be considered a contact sport
• All hardware should be emulated in software
• Things every child should be taught
• Things to consider if you think you might be a cartoon character
• Names that should never be given to important files
• Laundry should be free
• lest there should be among you a root that beareth gall and wormwood
• If you know a religion to be false, should you tell its followers?
• It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
• Life should be held in much higher regard
• Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
• throw away words we catch in cages where our hearts should be
• Boy, I was sure lucky to be born into the one true faith!
• why you should never be a referee
• Jurph should not be allowed to play with fireworks
• The Thing that Should Not Let it Be
• You Should Be Sober
• got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see
• I'm not one to be had for the wanting, Sir
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• Work hard. Be strong.
• The music makes one's blood boil and long to be in some obscure, untamed place with the one you love
• Should copyright laws be revised?
• Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
• Should it be easier to secure convictions for rape?
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• i try to end with a question. i try not to be too serious.
• there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• You never think it will be the ducks
• titles should be approached laterally
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• This node should be filled with sonnets!
• History should be a hammock for swinging and a game for playing, the way cats play
• Eyes are the windows to the soul, but there are some windows that should never be opened
• It's not obvious why this should be obvious
• This node should be filled with waka!
• I should be allowed to make myself miserable
• Why you should not be mean
• play dumb
• I am built to ignore hard truths and keep dreaming. That's what it is to be me.
• School-age teenagers should be given compulsory spelling and grammar lessons
• 17 year old freshmen should not be given a Visa, even if the Skittles are free
• What life after death will really be like
• Why I sometimes think I must be insane
• Automobile tire pressure
• How to be the first one off the line at a 4-way stop sign
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• Sometimes I am embarrassed to be Christian
• Speed limits should be higher for motorcycles
• Love should not be routine habitual bliss
• The way the music industry SHOULD be
• Dorothy Tries to be Brave
• Why potheads should be eliminated
• My nose is producing fluorescent'y substances, should I be concerned?
• Eating meat should be as conscious a decision as not eating it
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• Why it is so hard to be yourself
• There can be only one
• Food should not be luminous
• stupidity should be painful
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• What I really want is for my troubles to be a puddle on your shoulder
• Daylight Savings Time should be ended
• How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
• What is and what should never be
• Should high school be mandatory?
• Forget what you think you know about the opposite sex
• car fog lamps should be coin-operated
• Should I be sorry?
• Why Descartes should be Resurrected and then Shot
• After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• No threat should be taken lightly
• I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
• Chalant should be a word!
• Really quick (I really can't be bothered to cook now) dinners
• Everything should be made as simple as possible, and not simpler
• There has to be a better way to make human beings
• Work hard and be nice
• Whoever said lectures should be interesting?
• People in prison should be treated like animals
• Every kitchen maid should be able to administer state affairs
• What engineering textbooks should be like
• Be a model or just look like one
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• Sarcasm should be self-sustaining
• It's Hard to be Humble
• If you weren't gay, I think I'd be in love with you
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• No one can be in two places at once
• It's hard to be an addict when you're broke
• Candles should be burned, not dusted
• One more robot learns to be something more than a machine.
• This node should be filled with bees!
• Rebeca Martinez
• One need not be a chamber to be haunted
• Artificial intelligence should not be a substitute for real stupidity
• I'll never be the one to force my parents into an "old age" home
• Maybe even this will one day be pleasant to recall
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• I will be hard and silver and pure without fear.
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• It's hard to be a gangster.
• I want the real you - not this superficial being you pretend to be
• All the things she had at one point wanted to be
• No one can be totally logical
• To be hoist by one's own petard
• I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• Funerals should be a celebration

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