Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "If you were a girl I'd kiss you. In a month you'd hate me. Glad you're a guy."

• Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
• i know you're out there; i just wish you were here with me
• OBAFGKM
• If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
• You're a girl to me, plain and simple.
• Helping people cheat
• You'd better quit sticking your thumbs in your belt loops like that. You're giving me bad ideas.
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• Excuse me while I kiss this guy
• You kissed me on the mouth; I felt your lips on mine for months afterward
• They hate us because we're wonderful
• Kiss the Girl
• Basking in your warmth, I failed to notice that you were keeping me on the back burner
• You were never going to become more than this to me
• Commit to paper the chances I've missed, the girls I've loved, the dogs I've kissed
• A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
• I'd elope if I were you
• How to become one of the lads (if you're a girl)
• You're not the boss of me
• why am i me, and you're you?
• If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
• The guy who talks to you while you're taking a piss
• I Was the Girl You Were Told Not to Be
• The Girl I Left Behind Me
• As if he knew that words were how I kissed
• Missed me, missed me, now you gotta kiss me
• her hate keeps me warm. her shadows keep me guessing.
• Dreamed I Kissed a Blonde Girl
• Get off me Daddy, you're crushin' my cigarettes!
• You're like a brother to me
• If we were all part of one big television show, seriously, you'd be a poorly written character
• Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
• Thursdays were created to torture me
• If a girl offers you her cheek, kiss her neck
• What if a girl suddenly got a guy's body?
• I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
• This guy tipped his waitress a dollar with a dick drawn on it. What happened next left me questioning everything I ever thought about income inequality.
• You aren't a nice guy; you're a hairy jellyfish
• Guys who play guitar to get girls
• I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
• She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
• Black People Hate Me and They Hate My Glasses
• Your kisses, even in word form, give me butterflies
• if kisses were horses
• kiss me quick
• two girls and a guy
• The stranger who hates me
• Being in a relationship with a girl who has guy's name
• Let me fall until I believe, you're more than the leaves
• What are you in for,cybercriminal? Hacking the sun? Freaking a planet? Technomurder? No. A century ago I told a man to kiss me on the peanus
• Excuse me sir, you're making a scene
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• The stars were bright that night she left me forever
• If you really loved me
• As if it were the arm of someone who'd pulled me back from speeding traffic.
• I always told you I thought you were smarter than me
• Must've Been While You Were Kissing Me
• When you're loving me, I love you most
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• Recipe for Tomato Soup, unless you're like me, in which case it's a recipe for tomato stew
• That which does not kiss me makes me stronger
• Girls possess me but they're never mine.
• The girl who cried 'rape me'
• Girl All The Bad Guys Want
• You're such a pretty girl
• A Girl Called January Is Talking to Me
• I'm glad you're here.
• The girl is a doctor, and the guy is an engineer. Neither is equipped to mend broken hearts.
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• Some guy tried to buy drugs from me last night
• The four-eyed girl could make me cry
• I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
• I'd not trouble the universe with such things were it not for tumbling thoughts
• I'd like to thank God for allowing me
• Until today, it really pissed me off that I'd become this totally centered Zen Master and nobody had noticed
• I Hate It When It Happens To Me
• he kissed me for a year and a half
• Jenny Kissed Me
• Kiss Me Deadly
• Punish me with kisses
• Hold me, thrill me, kiss me, kill me
• Kiss me once and never again
• Kiss Me Baby
• Kiss me quick, squeeze me slowly!
• I hate you. Please don't leave me.
• If you're hungry, blame me
• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
• Slay Me With Kisses
• You don't know what you're missing without me
• You're so beautiful you wake me in my sleep
• You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
• How a suicide made me wish I were Superman
• when you're ready to touch me again
• You were always so good to me
• you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
• 5 months with no sex has finally got me in trouble
• New York I Love You, But You're Bringing Me Down
• Naked Dude at the Door in a Snowstorm
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
• speak to me, long-dead sage; tell me what your afternoons were like
• He Never Told Me My Eyes Were Like Diamonds
• Once you're through with me, relegate me to memory
• youre losing me
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• Why guys fancy younger girls
• Things to consider before you call that cute girl or guy
• There are a million girls like me out there
• Brandy (You're a Fine Girl)
• To the three girls who stopped me today on my way to class
• I used to let a fat girl cuddle with me
• The Girls Guide to Getting Guys: The Double-Edged Sword
• The Girl Was a Guy
• Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
• I Kissed a Girl
• The hot girls from cold countries have scars you're not supposed to see
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• the unbeatable Squirrel Girl Vol.3, Squirrel, you really got me now
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• (Sing If You're) Glad to be Gay
• hammer down is how the hard girls kiss
• Smile at guys, for me
• Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, think I'll go eat worms
• Desperate guys who 'talk' me for no apparent reason
• Girls Who Like to See Guys Fight
• What do guys think of girls who hook up with pseudo-random guys?
• Things guys think girls should know
• i hate this beautiful world o please let me stay here forever
• You are the kind of girl my mother warned me about
• They hate me because I'm beautiful
• He Hate Me
• I know the world will hate me for who I am.
• She told me I'd make a good Satan
• I'd let a fish lick me if it'd get me out of this wheelchair.
• If I were your boss, I'd have fired you
• I'd dance forever if they'd let me, you know
• you can use a lot of words and ideas to try to hide it, but you're always making a choice between love and hate
• Two Guys and a Girl
• Two Guys, a Girl & a Pizza Place
• let me hate for you
• Kiss Me
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• Sometimes it takes a good fuck to remember it's kisses you're missing
• Kiss me, you are beautiful. These are truly the last days.
• She kissed me gently, just once, then walked away crying
• Kiss Me, Kiss Me, Kiss Me
• Kiss Me, I'm Chris
• Kiss Me, Kate
• You kissed me. It was sweet and timid.
• Kiss Me, Judas
• Yesterday I kissed the girl I love
• Kiss Me, Stupid
• Oh Ricky, how come you never kissed me?
• you kissed me on that night you can't remember
• 'Scuse me while I kiss the sky
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• Pale sickly white girl, why you no love me?
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• You eat toffee on toast. You kiss me every morning. I love you.
• Kiss Me Quick and Pork Pie Hat
• Kiss Me Good-Bye
• My crush asked if he could kiss me
• I fall in love with my migraine, every day he seduces me with a kiss.
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• Give Me Powerpuff Girls Hentai or Give Me DEATH
• Marvel Girl
• Girl Talk

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