Findings:
- Hit Man
- If anything were different, everything would be different
- Would you know if you were insane?
- If I were Twenty-One I would make some permanent, amicable arrangement with my conscience
- I got hit by the pizza man
- If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
- What would happen if an immovable object were confronted with an unstoppable force?
- If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
- If I were Twenty-One I would "do the next thing"
- people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
- Half-sour pickle
- If you were team captain in a pick-up game of baseball and had Jesus Christ on your team, what position would you play him?
- If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
- If I were Twenty-One I would adjust myself
- Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
- If All Men Were Brothers, Would You Let One Marry Your Sister?
- The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- If I were Twenty-One I would take care of my body
- some of the pain that she endures would bring a strong man to his knees
- If you were any more open minded, your brain would fall out
- If I Were a Rich Man
- If I were Twenty-One I would train my mind
- Advantages an invisible man would have in the world
- grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
- If it were a snake, it would have bit me
- If I were Twenty-One I would be happy
- All the terrible disadvantages an invisible man would have in the world
- And when she turned into a man, we were so proud
- If the world were logical, men would ride sidesaddle
- If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
- Questions I would ask my born-again sister, if we were still talking
- If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
- Man Getting Hit by Football
- The Man Who Would Be King
- If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
- Would that I were a Poet
- If there were more people like you, there would be more people
- If I were Twenty-One I would get married
- Bright Star, Would I were Steadfast as Thou Art
- If there were more people like you, there would be less people
- If I were Twenty-One I would save money
- If I were Twenty-One I would study the art of pleasing
- Why nothing would change if Ralph Nader were elected
- Things you would bring with you if you were ever invited to shower with jessicapierce
- The Man Whose Teeth Were All Exactly Alike
- If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
- i would much rather engage directly with the supreme powers of the universe than the horde of ghosts conjured by man
- You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!
- the linear and the docile go feral at her command. we're on the run from rogue rivers and predatory trains.
- You were the flying car we were promised
- The most dangerous vampires were the ones who were bad at math
- And though it was snowing outside, all within were warm.
- in the end it was better that we were apart
- If every pork chop were perfect we wouldn't have hot dogs
- i know you're out there; i just wish you were here with me
- Things that a fetus would say if it could speak
- Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
- If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
- I don't think I would want to date her now, anyway
- How Would Jesus Drive?
- resin hit
- I knew silent footfalls would come in handy someday
- Hit Song Ideas: Subject material *other* than self
- I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
- Corporations only feel hits to their wallet
- Life without music would be a mistake
- The ghost mouse hits!
- Why the ancient Babylonians would have loved high definition television
- The Mythical Man-Month
- Duckman: Private Dick / Family Man
- The Man Show
- Would you eat a pesticide?
- I only leave the door open because I know that no one would dare to come in.
- man for breakfast
- God was created in man's image
- mitt man
- Jesu, Joy of Man's Desiring
- Fifteen Men on a Dead Man's Chest
- Dead Man's Float
- Man's Search for Meaning
- The Invisible Man (chapter17)
- The Man Who Fell to Earth
- The Man with the Green Weeds
- The Stinky Cheese Man and other Fairly Stupid Tales
- Man is greater than "god"
- Boogey Man
- Bumblebee Man
- A learned man came to me once
- Walking Man 10
- The Parable of the Tenth Man
- produce man (user)
- Dialogue between a Priest and a Dying Man
- Fanfare for the Common Man
- The Man Who Came to Dinner
- One small step for man, one giant leap for mankind
- Automatic Man
- The Rights of Man
- Our Man Flint
- ape man (user)
- The Power Rangers who killed the gooey bad man
- A Man Needs To be Told
- Walking Man 27
- Long Man of Wilmington
- Mega Man Network Transmission
- Man on Fire
- Walking Man 34
- On the Aesthetic Education of Man
- Big J Man (user)
- Mad Man (user)
- Gears of War and the Fall of Man
- Mike man (user)
- Heinrich Mann
- Milk Man
- bat man (user)
- dead man's books
- Rock Man
- Ten responses to the phrase "turn in your man card"
- The Metropolitan Man
- A Man Saw A Ball Of Gold In The Sky
- Those are pearls that were his eyes. Look!
- In case you were wondering about cramps
- The Story of Two Sisters Who Were Jealous of Their Younger Sister
- As if either one of us were happy
- We emerged on the other side of the cartoon holes fully awake and discovered we were whole
- you were angels, so much more than everything.
- The mud pit, the last night we were all college students together
- Since his eyes were like perfect packed suitcases
- Her eyes were beautiful in the moonlight
- throw yourself into a memory as if it were air, as if it will save you
- We're all Borf in the End
- When the lilacs were in bloom
- Memories that never were
- And the Hippos were Boiled in their Tanks
- I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
- Fragments of the world are falling away, and we're tripping over the holes they leave behind
- Some That Were Yellow
- The Ten Commandments revised
- What Would Buddha Do?
- I would have cooled this if you had written it
- I wish it would stay gloomy
- You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
- Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
- crossover hit
- The dog who would not come in
- sleeper hit
- I didn't love him until I feared I would lose him. One does not love breathing.
- I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
- she can't hit
- the stars would weep if they knew of our existence
- I would run to you
- Renaissance man
- A coat is a thing that keeps the rain off your skin. Why would you want a thing like that?
- Piano Man
- Would you rather have a matrimony profile?
- There once was a man from Nantucket
- it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
- The First Man
- Ballad of a Thin Man
- The Man and the Satyr
- Dead Man Walking
- Strip Three Man
- The Story of the First Old Man and the Hind
- It is the scent of women that guides a man
- Working for The Man
- man junky
- Hollow Man
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