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• I killed him today, he who does not exist
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• She is a night of dark trees, but he who is not afraid of her darkness will find banks full of roses under her cypresses
• He who wants to fight will find a club
• you're just a centipede who thinks he's master of the forest
• We all love movies and books about us owning ourselves
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
• He who has ears, let him hear
• he gives rest unto him who comes at the eleventh hour
• he can find a cure for us, if we help him
• How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
• He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
• My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• God helps those who help themselves
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
• the hope of a skinny kid with a funny name who believes that America has a place for him, too
• I cannot help but think in scenes and paint in memories
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• He brings me books like flowers
• He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
• He who smelt it, dealt it
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• he who sits in the heavens shall laugh
• He Who Would Valiant Be
• Hands cupped into a half circle, he bent foward to help her catch a light
• The Book of King Arthur and His Noble Knights of the Round Table
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• Any man can handle adversity. If you want to test his character, give him power.
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
• His memory perishes from the earth, and he has no name in the street.
• He who controls the past controls the future
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• I, even I, am he who knoweth the roads through the sky, and the wind thereof is my body
• He Who Is Death
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle.
• Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
• In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
• Music journalists who write books
• God is a pretty girl across the bar who smiles and waves in your direction; and you think she is waving at you
• If somebody wrote a book about your life, would anybody want to read it?
• he knew that victory is not about who is standing after the fight
• Sitting in the library, listening to the rain, reading an interesting book and wanting to meet the man who just walked past
• For Leslie, who runs through this book like a river
• So he's dressed a little differently and he has a halo-like light above his head.
• The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
• he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far
• Gods exist but will only talk to those who stay awake after bedtime under the covers.
• Help wanted. No previous experience necessary. Martyrdom not required but highly suggested.
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• Actors who have portrayed the parent(s) of a character portrayed by Ben Stiller
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• The Bus Driver Who Wanted to be God
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• The Book of Who Cares
• he who (user)
• People who think they have to double-click everything
• People who have stared into the abyss know each other.
• Wisest is he who knows he does not know
• Lefties who have no sense of humour
• I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• Somewhere there's a god who wants me
• He who pays the piper calls the tune
• He who seeks equity must do equity.
• I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• Some nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him
• The guy who ate acid and is now locked in an insane asylum, thinking he's a glass of orange juice.
• He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
• I saved his life. He does not know it.
• I met him two days ago and now he wants to fly me to Peru
• Who do you call for help when all your friends are dead?
• Who i think about when i dont want to smile
• Helping a loved one with depression
• Who owns your books?
• He scribbled with black crayon all over my fairy tale books.
• Helping someone who practices self-mutilation
• Anyone who tells you there is only one correct way to write a novel is trying to sell you a book.
• He scribbled with black crayon all over my fairy tale books
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• I think he only loves the world for him.
• God loves his children. Who's your daddy?
• judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
• Judging women by their books
• She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
• But the last half of the book is blank, and the author is gone.
• Music for a French Elevator and Other Short Format Oddities by The Books
• He learned to dance from emus but he learned to love from seraphim
• The boy who cried censorship
• we have the most gigabytes of infodata but we still shoot each other on the streets
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Books I have bought for next year
• words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
• Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• Dragged past the interesting parts of life by common sense and assumption
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• Movies that should have been books first
• The Full Facts book of Cold Reading
• a dozen books I should have read you
• If you can't help it, fuck it!
• But who nodes the noders?
• I have a book!
• 278 Books You Should Have Read By Now
• Susan Goldman, who has cervical cancer, is partly thankful as she braces herself but changes her mind as she's sprayed with burning jet fuel.
• He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
• The Princess Who Kicked Butt
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• In a room of jesters, a lone monk is obviously a buzzkill. But in a room of monks, it's a lone jester who's a buzzkill.
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• You and I and half the book's audience also have penises
• But who codes the coders?
• Pounded In The Butt By My Book "Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt"
• Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
• How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
• I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• we are all just books reading each other
• It's too bad she won't live. But then again, who does?
• you never felt her hot blood on your face but, hey, who's keeping track
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• He smiles but it's not real.
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• The dead eat it always, but the living who eat it die slowly
• all true revelation will seem like common sense unraveling before you
• I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• who writes cryptic messages on tea bags?
• He's not cute, as in good looking, but he's got a cute psychosis
• The World Almanac and Book of Facts
• The treatment of female characters in Superhero comic books
• him will I blot out of my book
• I bind these books, but I can't write in them; I just can't
• Women, Men, and God in The Book of Genesis
• This Book Will Save Your Life
• Comic Book Titles and Characters (category)
• And in the dark, in the dark, the recording angel opens its hundred eyes and snaps the spine of the Book of Life
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Books you haven't read in a while, but intend to read again
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• Book of Very Common Prayer
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his
• He Has Left Us Alone But Shafts of Light Sometimes Grace the Corner of Our Rooms
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned

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