Findings:

• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• Though you may have no knees, you'll need kneel to nobody!
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• No, but I'll have a beer
• Men may cry "Peace! Peace!" but there is no peace
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• Apple may have bought NeXT, but NeXT took over Apple
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• But alas, I have no badger to offer you
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Opposites may attract, but is it a good idea?
• Eat well, shit strongly, and you shall have no fear of death!
• There is no dream but this.
• Do not mourn the day, for the sun shall rise, but you may not
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• Computers have no sense of time
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• Something that may have changed my life...
• They have no bones.
• Where the streets have no name
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• Swooping through the almost silent night with no hands on your handlebars but it's OK
• You can, but you may not
• AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
• Fish have no concept of fire
• A thought that may have passed in the mind of the busboy at the cafe where I often find myself
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear government censorship.
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• At Sea The Gods Have No Names
• No human artists have appeared in the Top 40 music chart for the past 5 years
• Tanks But No Tanks
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Close, but no cigar
• Neutron-bomb landscape, lights gleaming but no sign of humanity
• no ideas but in things
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
• we have the most gigabytes of infodata but we still shoot each other on the streets
• I have no faith in your God
• There Is No Such Thing As Light/There Is No Such Thing As Darkness/This Shadow Is An Illusion/But Illusions Are Still Real/And I Still Must Step Out Of It
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• I HAVE NO CAPS LOCK KEY AND I MUST NOT SHOUT
• You have no choice concerning the circumstances of your birth
• E.T. may have helped us evolve
• You have no power over me
• Signs that you or someone you know may have a problem with drugs or alcohol
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• No man could have the power that is yours and not know it
• based on events that may have happened
• Our calendars have no meaning
• Heart, have no pity
• We Have Always Been The Party Of No
• You will have no doubt and the sky will turn to gold
• Have you no sense of decency, sir?
• I Meant to have but Modest Needs
• He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
• There is no alternative
• I may dream in technicolor, but I trip the fuck out in old-school black and white
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• Swim with the fishies, but remember you have wings
• Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
• I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
• The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
• I will have her forever but I can't touch her
• No alternative to energy
• Sticks and stones may break your bones, but the tongue will crush you
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• Help wanted. No previous experience necessary. Martyrdom not required but highly suggested.
• We had no bait but our tongues
• I may never be queen, but you will never break me
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can make me think I deserved it.
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• no island, but you're not a big happy archipelago either
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• there are no rules, but there is a lot to learn
• I have no hair
• you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
• in this world there are no equals but some day you will surpass me
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• Please sir, may I have some more?
• These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• Atheists have no support group
• Sarah Michelle Gellar may have seen my underwear
• I have no idea!! (user)
• I have this problem with saying "no" to people
• Kids have no concept of time
• AES may have been broken
• I have no memory of my Mother
• What I'm trying to say is that I may have unconsciously plagiarized this
• Words Have No Meaning
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• I have no scars. I have never loved.
• We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
• No, I don't have channel 11
• Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• Lefties who have no sense of humour
• You, standing
• May I Have This Dance?
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear free speech.
• There is no god but God
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• And Death shall have no Dominion
• Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• I may be a trenchie bitch, but you forget we wear combat boots!
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• Due to the Incompetence of our novice author, our heroine, cahla, finds herself in the wilds of Djibouti; there is no denouement in sight, but the moonlight is pretty.
• I love you but I have to let you go
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
• Starving in the greenhouse
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
• We have nothing to fear but fear itself
• we ain't got no money, honey, but we got rain
• Cheers, my lips have frozen but hemlock goes down easy
• But I have seen the sun just once
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• No Snakes, but We’ve Got a Lot of Folks Looking
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• In the city, silence is no longer silence but the memory of a noise
• Your heart may be broken, but the world still rotates my dear friend
• Lots of MIPS but no I/O
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• Your bed is no longer here, but the windows are
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
• you have changed but the memory stayed the same
• but the only power i truly have is the strength to let it go
• My skin will remember your skin, but I will no longer know. I will be a ghost forever
• No model is true, but some models are useful
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• may you make mistakes large enough to learn from, but small enough that they do not destroy you
• A rolling stone gathers no moss, but leaves a trail of busted stuff
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• There is no Goddess but Goddess and She is Your Goddess
• we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
• I have no complaint
• I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
• it won't kill you to breathe it in, but it may change you, years from now
• beauty is invented, but it is also personified, and I know this because I have met her
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• Scrabble words with a Q but no U
• I may or may not have been naked
• Californians have no soul
• Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
• I have little or no desire to watch you perform your daily rituals
• Yes! We have no bananas!
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• How to say "No" and have people listen
• I have no browser and I must node!
• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• You have no socially redeeming value
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.

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