Findings:
- Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
- Your girlfriend will never forget how adorable you were the first time you went
- I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
- Men And Women Will Never Be The Same
- You will know me by those colors, deep and bold, of the heart you never knew.
- How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
- After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
- You pass a thousand heroes on the street every day and never know how well they are carrying their burdens
- I may never be queen, but you will never break me
- My skin will remember your skin, but I will no longer know. I will be a ghost forever
- Never tell your housemates you know how a computer works
- When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
- If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
- Marks which will never be broken
- You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
- But we should not be afraid. How else will we discover the answers?
- You'll never quite know how much you've lost until you get what you were looking for
- I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
- we never really fight, so I don't know how this is supposed to go
- they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
- How to disappear completely and never be found
- You will never be a real woman
- Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
- She tells stories as if she knows what the ending will be.
- my promise is broken—words will never be over
- World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
- There will never be another you
- non-standard analysis will never be mainstream
- You'll never know how much you've changed me
- How to brush your teeth in a combat zone
- How could anybody know how we got to be this way?
- You never think it will be the ducks
- if being gay isn't illegal, how will we know who's cool anymore?
- I never asked to be born you know
- Son, do you know how fast you were going?
- How to know if you will ever experience time travel
- I never realized how helpful a visual arts degree could be in fixing sump pumps
- How will you know you didn't get it all wrong?
- I am so sorry and you will never know
- You never know which experiences will last longest in memory
- And it's one more good thing that will never be again
- I will be your Berlin Wall, and I will never fall
- the clouds are beautiful, and you will never know
- If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
- Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
- Why Deeahblita will never be late again
- It will never be just you
- How can you defend people you know to be guilty?
- Job applications with spelling errors will be thrown away
- I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
- How to be a good evil villain
- Pay attention, this will be important later
- Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
- How to be a Romantic Poet
- This wasn't how it was supposed to be
- How the Internet came to be: On scaling
- These trains will be the death of me yet
- If you tolerate this piss then your bitter will be next
- The revolution will not be televised
- How to be happy for a certain period of time
- Names that should never be given to important files
- How to Be a Complete Bastard
- Never attribute to malice that which can be attributed to stupidity
- Will warez and filesharing be the salvation of freedom?
- How the Internet came to be: On use by other networks
- Abbey Road should never be played on random
- I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
- I never thought it would be like this
- How not to be a 15 year old JavaScript hack
- How to be telekinetic
- I know what it's like to be dead
- How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
- If you tolerate this your children will be next
- We never asked to be babysitters
- How the Sun Came to Be
- You will be wrong. Embrace it.
- How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
- I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
- In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
- You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
- How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
- The strengths that opposed your will shall be obedient fire in your blood
- I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
- How the Internet Came to Be
- Being a good lab partner and dealing with a bad lab partner
- The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
- How can a thinking, rational adult be a monotheist?
- How can something be more beautiful than it is?
- How the Internet came to be: The Internet takes off
- How to be a terrible customer
- why you should never be a referee
- Running toward the edge
- There will be time
- How to be a backstabber
- Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
- How to be an asshole
- The Rock Revolution Will Not Be Televised
- How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
- How to be a jerk and piss off your SO
- Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
- As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
- Never be the first to let go
- In the future everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes
- This Will Be Laughing Week
- How to speak about women and be politically incorrect
- What is and what should never be
- How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
- How To Be Happy In A Sad, Sad World
- It Will Always Be Here For You
- Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
- How to be a troll
- I fear I will be nothing
- How To Be Good
- I was Dan for fifteen minutes and I never want to be Dan again
- If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
- The revolution will not be webcast
- In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
- Everything will be required of us, and everything will be given
- What joy it is to be hidden, and what sorrow to never be found!
- Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
- Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
- Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
- How to be a convincing teenage girl on IRC
- On the comet there will be much pie
- This Train Will Be Taking No Passengers
- How to be Happy, Dammit
- I will be in my trailer!
- All That You Love Will Be Carried Away
- This will be the hardest thing you ever do
- It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
- Oh, oh, you will be sorry for that word!
- Knowledge can never be certain
- How the Internet came to be: The birth of the Internet
- How to be invisible
- How can vitality be achieved in figure painting?
- You will be advanced socially, without any special effort on your part
- Spend an hour with us and you'll never be the same
- How the Internet came to be: The birth of the ARPANET
- I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
- Oh sneff, will you be my cook, my thief, my wife, and my lover?
- This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down
- There will be nobody there to shed a tear
- How to be the first one off the line at a 4-way stop sign
- We are aiming for the worst and it will not be that bad.
- How to be a fuck-up
- When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
- False psychics in Florida will be charged with perjury
- It is never too late to be what you would have been
- Will I cease to be
- Will I be given that chance?
- How to be anonymous
- Never be without remembrance of Him
- How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
- In the future, all turds will be perfectly round
- Accept this, and your next breath will be infinitely sweeter.
- I may be a trenchie bitch, but you forget we wear combat boots!
- How to Be a Charismatic Cult Leader
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- Education is evil. Knowledge is evil. Be a moron. Forget how to spell.
- I will always be weird inside
- How to be a Gangsta (in 5 simple steps)
- How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
- To be this good will take Sega ages
- Be cool in college
- A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
- Forget what you think you know about the opposite sex
- But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
- When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
- Who Will Be There
- The end will be a sellout
- How the Moon Came to Be
- There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
- You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
- All scientific theories will eventually be disproved
- Goops and How to be Them
- How to be a Jackass in your own home
- If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
- You can never be too rich or too thin
- How to be Exceptionally Friendly
- This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
- When the log rolls over we will all be dead
- how to be a friend
- There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
- They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
- In twenty years your favorite song will be playing in an elevator
- How to be a good motorcycle passenger
- The kinds of friends that books could never be
- I am not wrong. I will not be mended.
- We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
- How to be a polite smoker in a non-smoking world
- so that all her children will be adventurers in light
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