Findings:
- I am letting myself down so you don't have to
- I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
- If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
- Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
- You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
- You, standing
- I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
- A rant about the worst professor I have ever worked with
- Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
- I don't know about that fellow Rand, but I'd never trust a McNally.
- As long as we have the purple berries we needn't worry about our size.
- I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
- If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
- General sexuality newsgroup
- How to argue about something you don't know literally a single thing about
- Your Radical Ideas about Capitalism as a Method for Social Control Have Already Occurred to Others
- kill him dead; don't call me
- You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
- Sorry, I don't work here
- 23 Things They Don't Tell You About Capitalism
- Advice I have been given about girls
- I don't feel the same way about you
- Your radical ideas about the combinatoric implications of the Myers-Briggs Type Indicator have already occurred to others
- Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
- i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
- i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
- I don't care about the air
- We don't want YOUR kind here!
- Why don't you just find a nice person and settle down?
- I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
- Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
- i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
- WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
- E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
- Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
- The best part about you is that you don't even know how great you are
- Two virgins about to have sex
- I have been thinking about kissing. A lot.
- Your radical ideas about time traveling to July 29, 1947 to have a threesome with Marilyn Monroe and Jackie Kennedy have already occurred to others
- I wish I cared about the things you cared about but I don't.
- Dos and Don'ts For Talking to Children About Abuse
- Great Truths About Life That Children Have Learned
- Arguments don't change minds
- Here's the thing about losing a limb
- Don't think about it
- If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
- I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
- the power of music is knowing that someone else understands, and it changes nothing
- i could write a book about the things i don't know
- Don't Worry About the Government
- You don't have to remember my name
- You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
- You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
- Jesus loves you so I don't have to
- Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
- I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
- Here's your heart, usually I don't like dead things as gifts.
- Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
- No, I don't have channel 11
- Why don't I have votes today?
- You don't have any real problems
- That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
- 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
- Your radical ideas about New World Orders have already occurred to others
- Your radical ideas about roman numerals have already occurred to others
- We don't talk about those sorts of things
- They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
- When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
- And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
- i don't want to think about it anymore
- Famous quotes about school
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
- this was supposed to be a parable about the power of the imagination
- Don't You (Forget About Me)
- Your radical ideas about every point being the center of the universe have already occurred to others
- Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
- How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
- Dead languages don't change
- most people don't know what they're talking about anyway
- Baptist fear of dancing
- Baptist jokes
- Climate change and nuclear power
- Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
- And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
- I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
- if you don't like what you're getting, change what you're giving
- Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
- I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
- Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
- If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
- I don't even have the energy to kill myself
- Don't crash here - Crash over there
- Don't give me your hand me down love
- You forget about everything for a few months and everything changes
- You don't know what you have until it's gone
- "for the last time: Up here they don't wear Lederhosen!": A christmassy eurotrash nodermeet.
- Be careful and don't fall down
- Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining
- Don't talk about your mamma like that
- I don't suppose we can wait for some alien race to come down and threaten us
- I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
- Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
- Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
- Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
- We don't write 'round here much anymore
- Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
- A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
- Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others
- I don't acknowledge your existence either. Don't worry about it.
- Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
- I don't give a DAMN about your character
- Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
- Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
- The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
- Stoned music memories
- The only thing to be truthfully said about tomorrow is that it changes everything
- "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
- Now that I have nothing resembling a desk, I am allowing myself a node to fantasize about one
- small towns have funny ideas about prejudice
- Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
- Your radical ideas about philosophy have already occurred to others
- Down and Out in the Magic Kingdom About the book
- I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
- Your radical ideas about this being like David Foster Wallace have already occurred to others.
- She thought about giving him her heart
- If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
- Your radical ideas about your radical ideas occurring to others have already occurred to others
- Relax, don't think about the way that I treat you
- Who i think about when i dont want to smile
- Your radical ideas about softlinking a node with a title saying that the writer's radical ideas about this topic have already occurred to others have, in fact, already occurred to others
- Your radical ideas about a twelve inch cock have already occurred to others
- Don't tell me about her
- things I have learned about the migration of tundra swans
- Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
- always remember this about the rules you have learned
- What school debating society taught me about politics
- Nothing to worry about here! though It will come after a while.
- Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
- The War against Terrorism is about power
- I don't care about society, it just gets in the way of my individual freedom
- did i really change the way you think about everything? was it the chemicals in your brain?
- here's the thing about the brain download
- I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
- In this moment I'm focused on my own emotions. I don't care about how you feel. I can't.
- Here's the thing about losing a limb (category)
- Here's the thing about trying to blow up the Earth
- How to give customers change
- I have a bad feeling about this
- power change
- your radical ideas about hustling the bog pork have already occurred to others
- "You want to know the only thing you can assume about a broken down old man? It's that he's a survivor."
- some things change, and some things don't
- I have more stories about trains for you
- The redemptive power of change
- We read your mail so you don't have to
- Don't piss here
- I don't have a thing to wear!
- Don't go, don't change, stop always being the same.
- Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
- I don't have a television set
- You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
- Don't slow down
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- A reason to drink
- Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
- Don't let the bastards grind you down
- You see, my son, here time changes into space
- Don't talk about me behind my back
- So you don't have to
- Don't feel bad to call him black
- I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
- I don't want to be here when you don't call.
- Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
- When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
- Next time don't drop acid and down a dozen shots right before the rehearsal dinner
- I have a punklin and you don't
- I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
- Cats don't have brakes
- Your radical ideas about taking candy from thefez have already occurred to others
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