Findings:

• In the future everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes
• in the future, it will be illegal to charge money to get an advertisement-free experience
• X is the Y of the future, and always will be
• Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
• In the future, all turds will be perfectly round
• I was Dan for fifteen minutes and I never want to be Dan again
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• there will be a last
• Marks which will never be broken
• False psychics in Florida will be charged with perjury
• Tomorrow will surely be much like today.
• It will never be just you
• May the wine be sweet. May the stories be heard. May the future bring me home.
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• You will be assimilated
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• I will be hard and silver and pure without fear.
• I will be silent as I wait
• You never think it will be the ducks
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• I fear I will be nothing
• The strengths that opposed your will shall be obedient fire in your blood
• The revolution will not be televised
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• Will you please be quiet, please?
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• The Rock Revolution Will Not Be Televised
• The zombie revolution will not be televised. But it will be tweeted.
• When I rise it will be with the ranks, and not from the ranks
• It will be a love story ... for she will be my heroine for all time
• If murder is outlawed, only outlaws will be murderers
• The sky will hold them. They will be an ocean apart.
• Carl Everett
• the world will be remade in our image
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• You will be wrong. Embrace it.
• If you tolerate this your children will be next
• There will be time
• When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
• All That You Love Will Be Carried Away
• She tells stories as if she knows what the ending will be.
• non-standard analysis will never be mainstream
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• Will the Circle Be Unbroken?
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
• They will not be named!
• This love will be your downfall.
• Together, we will be the oil drifts under the sea during the next incarnation of civilization
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• eventually today will be bittersweet too
• Squids will be Squids
• Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
• And the rest shall be written in the pages of future past.
• When she shouts BE QUIET THE NEIGHBORS WILL HEAR IF YOU'RE NOT QUIET
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• Boys will be boys
• Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum
• Who Will Be There
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• I will always be weird inside
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• On the comet there will be much pie
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• All scientific theories will eventually be disproved
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• Can the Circle Be Unbroken?
• Pay attention, this will be important later
• If you tolerate this piss then your bitter will be next
• This will be the hardest thing you ever do
• And there will be whores and rumors of whores
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• This Train Will Be Taking No Passengers
• Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
• All will be devoured within the jaws of terrible time
• My RPG will be a work of art
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• If it be your will
• Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
• I am not wrong. I will not be mended.
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• There Will Be Blood
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• life is short, life is shit, and soon it will all be over
• I will be light
• I will be your young sinner
• In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
• It will be good when I am leader
• When night falls, I will be waiting for you
• Maybe even this will one day be pleasant to recall
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• We Regret to Inform You That Tomorrow We Will Be Killed with Our Families
• if you take it too seriously i really will be just talking to myself
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• One Day I Will Be The Summer
• They will be lucky for you. Allah favors the compassionate.
• Today will be difficult. But tomorrow, good riding.
• Suicide is punishable by resurrection. There will be no exceptions.
• If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
• Everything will be alright
• The television will not be revolutionized
• We are aiming for the worst and it will not be that bad.
• There will be nobody there to shed a tear
• This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down
• What life after death will really be like
• Men And Women Will Never Be The Same
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
• Accept this, and your next breath will be infinitely sweeter.
• If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
• I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
• Will I cease to be
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
• There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
• I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
• Why Deeahblita will never be late again
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• To be this good will take Sega ages
• This Will Be Laughing Week
• It Will Always Be Here For You
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• It will be in Georgia. It will be Taipei.
• Job applications with spelling errors will be thrown away
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• Will I be given that chance?
• The end will be a sellout
• node that will be my legacy
• Oh sneff, will you be my cook, my thief, my wife, and my lover?
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• Everything will be required of us, and everything will be given
• Will warez and filesharing be the salvation of freedom?
• Oh, oh, you will be sorry for that word!
• I will be in my trailer!
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• The next life will be better
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• The Revolution will be televised
• You will be advanced socially, without any special effort on your part
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• The revolution will not be webcast
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• There will never be another you
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• I will be your Berlin Wall, and I will never fall
• Someday, someone will be here unearthing my bones
• Survivors will be prosecuted
• Whoa, wait a minute -- this is supposed to be a horror story!
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• If the earth won't be still, than I will.
• There will be no more stories to read
• Someday, I will be strong
• My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
• Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
• I will always be in the details
• Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• all the cute guys will be there
• Soon I Will Be Invincible
• This is not a joke. It won't be easy. We will rule the world.
• We won't die secret deaths anymore. The world only spins forward. We will be citizens.
• throw them away; there will be individually-wrapped replacements
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• The sound of the violin will always be the sound of my disintegrating marriage
• my promise is broken—words will never be over
• the road ahead will be bumpy
• Will I be allowed back in the building?
• "Gathered together we will be", intoned Yoda
• Even the dead will not be safe

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