It states that the
horsepower of a guy's car engine is inversely proportional to the size of his
penis. This is probaly some kind of an attempt to compensate for an
undersized member by driving a flashy
sports car.
Closely related is the
Inverse VU theory which applies the same principle to the power of his car stereo amplifiers.
Remember this and smirk the next time you are crossing the street and nearly get
run down by a maniac
jock in a
souped up chevelle with amps that could power half of
Chicago. He's probably hung like a gnat.