Findings:

• "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
• judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• why is the great man great? he keeps on running through a world of his own.
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• He wakes up everyday, puts an empty gun in his mouth, and pulls the trigger.
• He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
• He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
• The Cook, The Thief, His Wife and Her Lover
• He Would Close His Eyes, and the World Would Burn.
• The Nice Painter and his Wife
• How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
• Ani and his wife Tutu play senet in the Other World
• He is honest and forthright with strangers. He reserves his lies for his family
• Mr. Mahoney and His Christian Wife
• Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
• It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• Did Nixon beat his wife?
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• His memory perishes from the earth, and he has no name in the street.
• If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
• He made a way to his anger
• I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
• He Died with a Felafel in His Hand
• A Conversation Between Danton, Robespierre, Napoléon, Chabert, and his wife
• He began to learn that waste flows downstream. Imagine his surprise.
• He found a liquid cure for his landlocked blues
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
• The Biologist's Valediction to His Wife
• As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
• He's a feminist. He tells that to all his mistresses.
• To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
• The Fisherman and His Wife
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• He flops over and bonks his head
• The Birth of Merlin, or, The Childe Hath Found His Father
• The Man who Mistook His Wife for a Hat
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• I saved his life. He does not know it.
• I kicked the Martian in his otherworldly balls, and he screamed like the solar wind howling through a planetary magnetosphere
• In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• I'm not HIS sister; he's MY brother
• So he's dressed a little differently and he has a halo-like light above his head.
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• He throws his heart down like a gauntlet
• Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
• The Huntsman's Letter To His Wife
• mr. T pities the fool regardless of whether he is wearing his seatbelt
• he is too shy to write his tale
• Is Death of a Salesman a tragedy and Willy Loman a tragic hero, or is his death merely the pathetic demise of a small man
• Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
• He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
• To Him the law is everything. Even today, lawyers are His favorites.
• He just left his body
• I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
• He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• The Man and His Wife
• He lived in southern California with his tanned, powdered mother
• He weaves his words
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• Innocent contact with his flesh
• The Colour Of His Voice
• the moile with the clocks in his window
• Captain Carrot and His Amazing Zoo Crew
• trumpet of his rump
• When the foeman bares his steel
• The Fisherman and His Soul: Part 3
• pull the steel wool over his eyes
• too big for his britches
• river, in all his innocent beauty and home in hers
• i like his madness
• Johnny Got His Gun
• In His Own Image
• A dude with an elbow for an ear and an eye stuck on his ass cheek
• The Horse and His Boy
• And then I broke his nose
• Darth Everything meets Death who has just knocked on his front door
• Picked his bones in whispers
• Candide and His Valet Arrive in the Country of El Dorado--What They Saw There
• Why would a god let so many of his "flock" stray?
• The Ass and His Shadow
• How the Whale Got His Throat
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• The Fisherman and His Nets
• The Bishop Orders His Tomb at Saint Praxed's Church
• The Passionate Shepherd to His Love
• His mournful lamenting, like smoke on the mountains
• Tokusan holds his bowl
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• How Pac-Man got his name
• Toward his impossible light
• 32 Reasons Andrew Deserves His Door
• Yes, I put Nair in his shampoo
• The Gift, the Giver, the Rebel, the Thief, and the Stranger and his Glue
• his ability to be stubborn beyond comprehension
• Valediction to His Book
• My next door neighbor has human heads in his freezer
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• The Fisherman and His Soul: Part 4
• his
• How Candide Found His Old Master Pangloss Again and What Happened to Him
• The Eagle and His Captor
• de Molay recanted his confession
• The Miller, His Son, and Their Ass
• The Brazier and His Dog
• A man with a tapeworm up his nose
• How the Camel Got His Hump
• Spider-Man and his Amazing Friends
• The Ass and His Masters
• Spinning in his grave
• Von Kempelen and his Discovery
• Phosphor reading by His own Light
• The Help moJoe find his Biological Mother Project
• Bless his Heart
• Villanelle of Ye Young Poet's First Villanelle to his Ladye and Ye Difficulties
• Then I poked him in his sunburn
• Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in his shoes
• up his own arse
• Saturn Devouring His Children
• Zuigan calls his own master
• Why I didn't want to find his love letters in my copy of East of Eden
• Kissing a man all over his face
• An Irish Airman foresees his Death
• I saw his round mouth's crimson
• I once helped Jason Priestley's girlfriend find his dick
• Tucker: The Man And His Dream
• His Majesty the Scarecrow
• Eli Whitney and his Patent
• God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
• In the Springtime of His Voodoo
• How Spider-Man and His Amazing Friends wrecked my love life
• My brother is still dead... and now I have his car...
• Justin Trudeau's eulogy for his father, Pierre Elliott Trudeau
• Orpheus and his Twice Dead bride, Eurydice
• The kinda guy whose SO wants to install a video camera in his head
• The Fisherman and His Soul: Part 2
• Those are pearls that were his eyes. Look!
• On His Blindness
• His girlfriend
• The General in his Labyrinth
• How Candide Killed the Brother of His Dear Cunegund
• Vegas stories: Someone cut his throat
• His Name Is Alive
• Atom and His Package
• Touch the Hem of His Garment
• His Serene Highness Prince Rainier III
• The Ass and His Purchaser
• The Ass and His Driver
• To His Mistress Going to Bed
• His Royal Highness
• If you look hard enough, you can see Satan and his works everywhere
• A great big ugly man came up and tied his horse to me
• How The Rhinoceros Got His Skin
• Pascal on his deathbed
• Nicole Oresme and his Philosophies: An Example of Medieval Scientific Thought
• Augie van Smith blushed and wiped chocolate off his lips
• God's in His Heaven, All's Right With the World
• The Fisherman and His Soul: Part 5
• The Fisherman and his Soul
• If a geek.boy wrote poetry to his geek.girl
• My Uncle, on His 80th Birthday
• His 'N' Hers
• how Wiener found his way home
• Today your little boy is sprouting ten fingers and shedding his tail
• Let the earth hear his voice

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