Findings:
- I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
- I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
- The glass is neither half full nor half empty. It has a design factor of two.
- The glass is half full and half empty
- The glass is half full when it comes to your life up until this point. The glass is half empty when it comes to everything you've missed out on.
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
- The glass is half full
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
- You don't know me, but someday you will
- I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- You want to reassure her, but you don't know where to start
- we are learning how not to forget, but we still don't know what's true
- Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
- Clouds drifting in front of the half full moon
- I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
- i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
- I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
- I don't want the world, I just want your half
- One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
- by people who know what salsa should taste like
- Mexico, or maybe farther. I don't know the details.
- I don't know about that fellow Rand, but I'd never trust a McNally.
- She makes sniffing sounds, and I don't know if she's snorting coke or weeping
- I'm happy but you don't like me
- When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
- When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
- Goddamnit, man, it's like this shit knows what I'm fucking thinking
- don't go to bed without knowing what your enemies taste like.
- Half the work, half the pay. Or not?
- I feel like I don't know her for a moment. It passes.
- just like the seed, i don't know where to go
- Laundromats are purgatory with half empty vending machines
- Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
- As seen mouthed through one half inch of safety glass as the bus pulled away from the terminal and left a westward wafting cloud of exhaust
- I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
- A language full of words she understands, but does not know the sound of, yet.
- World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
- I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
- Mother died today. Or maybe yesterday, I don’t know.
- i remember reading this but i can't remember if i liked it or not
- I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
- I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
- That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- But the last half of the book is blank, and the author is gone.
- I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
- Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
- Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
- Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
- The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing.
- You Don't Know Jack
- i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
- The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
- Don't shit where you eat
- But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
- Not too sentimental, but I want you to know
- I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
- you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
- every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
- My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
- Node what you don't know
- I don't know what else to do
- If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
- the struggle continues, but at least i know i'm not alone
- They know me not by name, but numbers
- Hot pursuit
- But can you still cry like a child?
- The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
- It's like this train. It can't run anywhere but where its rails take it.
- I wish I cared about the things you cared about but I don't.
- I am afraid to breathe or shut my eyes but I do both.
- Zephronias is unfriendly to new noders, like, sometimes but not always. Depends on several astronomical variables
- There are many like it, but this one is mine
- not like the shoe and not like the ring but just like the heart
- it's like something big is happening right in front of us but we can't see it
- I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
- How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
- I just don't know when to quit.
- I Don't Like Monkeys
- Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
- I don't see like you
- I don't know
- I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
- It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
- With or Without You... but I prefer the latter
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
- I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
- I know I am but summer to your heart,
- Can't imagine why, but I feel like dancing
- I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
- You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
- you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
- I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
- But I don't want to pay for the obese smoking couch potato
- I like electronic music, but I am not a raver.
- You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
- I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
- I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
- Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
- You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
- She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
- beauty is invented, but it is also personified, and I know this because I have met her
- Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
- I didn't know how to keep it but I couldn't throw it away.
- My skin will remember your skin, but I will no longer know. I will be a ghost forever
- but my dreams, they aren't as empty as my conscience seems to be
- I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
- don't just wait for it, but you can only wait for it
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- don't work from ideas toward reality, but from reality toward ideas
- I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
- Reality can't be whatever I want it to be, but maybe it's not so clear-cut, you know?
- My library books are late, but I don't care
- I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
- but we turn everything we touch to shit; we just can't let beauty stand
- Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. You understand it better but the frog dies in the process.
- Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
- you don't want to know
- I Don't Like Mondays
- Because everything is teetering nobody notices. But whenever something falls everybody knows.
- Don't talk about your mamma like that
- I don't like moving.
- I know you are, but what am I?
- Why I don't like my fellow Asian youth
- Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
- I Bet You Don't Know When The Song Is Going To End
- I don't think we're old enough to know if we're alcoholics at our age
- There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
- She is a night of dark trees, but he who is not afraid of her darkness will find banks full of roses under her cypresses
- They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
- Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
- War is hell but men like it
- Don't lament but rather embrace the removal of human interaction
- The Lord of the Rings 1/2: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Middle-earth But Were Afraid to Produce
- Nobody Knows It But Me
- every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
- beautiful & sad but i know you already
- I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
- he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far
- He thinks I don't, but I do
- I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
- judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
- Like hating water, but living in the lowlands
- I don't agree with what you say, but I will defend your other, less ludicrous opinion that glitch speed runs are pointless.
- I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
- You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
- Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
- But I Don't Want To Take Over The World
- like you're blind but still can see
- i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
- but don't take my word for it
- I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee
- We might not like each other very much afterwards, but at least we'll understand each other.
- Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
- Don't take this personally, but it's personal
- Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
- Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
- I know you're up there. I am but a discontented symbol birthed from the blood of your terrible pen.
- You can complain about athlete salaries all you want, but my voicemail is still empty.
- You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
- Keep doing it, but don't call it that
- I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
- i wish i felt like teaching today, but i just want to be selfish
- Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
- You know to me she's but a fetish
- Redemption is very much like vengeance. Redemption has more valor, and is more satisfying if you obtain it. But if you chase it blindly you can waste yourself completely.
- But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
- I like the city, but the city doesn't like me
- They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
- We don't look for trouble but if it comes we don't run
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