Findings:
- God Made Man Because He Loves Stories
- you being in love
- For the love of homosexuality, I am not God!
- Being betrayed by one's own body
- Being licked to death by kittens
- The passions of a love affair between a chemist and a certain prostitute named Pamela Diaz are shared by millions of unwitting 'patients' every day
- Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
- little pieces of her tragically poetic attempts at being loved that she was startlingly aware of, today
- Admitted to God, to ourselves and to another human being the exact nature of our wrongs
- God Loves, Man Kills
- Gap analysis of a telephone call
- Being tickled in the neck by a girl you know a little bit
- God loves art
- Guide to determining if you are constantly being mauled by bears
- I don't know, Timmy, being God is a big responsibility
- I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
- It is her name that I think of when I think about being in love.
- An Account of the Bash at Bier Baron in Celebration of CassParadox's Upcoming Migration to the West Coast, Wherein We Were Loved by All, and Even the Manager Sent Over Free Cream Puffs
- I'm In Love With Massachusetts ( ... drive on by ... ) (document)
- The God of Love
- Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy
- God loves his children. Who's your daddy?
- Touched by the Hand of God
- Accidental death odds
- because I love skating bears
- Because I love you
- He makes me feel alone just by being there
- The dubious distinction of being criticized from the left by the Ku Klux Klan
- You can't stop thinking of her: this is how you explained it, a proof of your being in love.
- Being pulled over by the cops for speeding
- The Lovecraftian compulsion to keep noding even as one is being devoured by EDB
- Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
- Notes on ruining the beauty of barren places by being there
- Black holes are where God divided by zero
- I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
- The reluctant backpacker's guide to being hit by lightning
- I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
- If you loved her, you'd be home by now
- For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
- chapters marked by love notes from another man's wife
- To Love is to Reach God
- 25 Albums I Love By Bands and Artists Who I Would Not Love Otherwise
- God Loves You
- Hindu Love Gods
- Music to Make Love to Your Old Lady By
- Being rejected by someone you really respect
- Because the gods that made them are gods no more
- We love foxes because we killed the wolves
- The Wild Colonials
- We're on our way to being GODS!
- being beaten into an unhealthy state by other people's pasts
- All My Passwords Are 1073, Because It Kinda Spells 'Love'
- in love with being in love
- The relative risk of being attacked by a shark
- on being hit by lightning
- Being "in love": Revisited
- On being in love
- Because I love you (in 65 words)
- The day we were married the leftover doves from his days of being a magician hummed little love songs in the attic
- You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
- When being chased by CIA trainees, don't mention Belgium to the waffle house physicist
- How to avoid being urinated upon by your baby boy
- On being left-handed, the ocean, God, and more than one toothbrush
- In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
- only by consuming pieces of one another can beings such as we exist
- Because I still love her, because I know she still loves me.
- Ruminations on being run over by a dump truck
- how life is all about loving and being loved
- your chances of being killed by a frog are low BUT NEVER ZERO
- If you become lucid, you realize history's greatest literature was being written as you read it ...by yourself.
- Fossils were put there by God
- They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
- Despite being surrounded by perverts, I manage to have a great time
- We pander to each other because we love each other so much and we'd do anything to keep each other and it's made us sensitive and it's fucking killing us all.
- On The Sale By Auction Of Keats' Love Letters
- "Have you noticed that we are surrounded by Germans? Oh my god, you're right!" The quadrennial Cologne Nodermeet, Part II
- Love by Night's Fire
- There By the Grace of God
- Perfect Game of Robotron Achieved by God
- A God Pleased By The Odor Of Burning Flesh; A God Who Burns Human Flesh, Eternally
- YHWH declares that the substitution of LOVE with FUCK is punishable by AIDS; man responds by covering his member with plastic
- Do you understand what you are, sir, in love? You've been lost at sea, and picked up by a lone stranger on an anchored and recently near-abandoned ghost ship.
- You are judged by the God that you choose to be judged by
- Proposed: The only way for a woman to achieve true ecstacy is to allow herself to be taken by the Goat God in the Circle of Candles on a moonless night
- I don't need to be loved by you
- For the love of /dev/god
- The Love God?
- God is love
- For the love of God, I am not a female!
- God's Love
- For the love of God, I am not a homosexual!
- Whom the gods love
- i can't fit it all in but by god, i will keep trying
- Went to Coney Island on a Mission From God... Be Back by Five
- Because they are clowns, that doesn't mean they aren't dangerous. And being dangerous doesn't mean they aren't clowns.
- love of god (user)
- God, Love, and the Democratic Process
- God Loves Ugly
- To The God of Love
- I didn't leave you because I didn't love you anymore
- By hook or by crook
- Metal Inert Ass Welding, or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the F-Bomb
- How to serve a cheese plate - or, how I came to love curds and eschew fashion
- The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
- To love and lose or not at all?
- I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
- judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
- Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- Megalania (or how I learned to stop worrying and love the lizard)
- Lost love - or how I grew to love the truck stop
- Louis the Pious
- There is not much new to say about snow, or about broken love
- Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
- Is this a cocoon or a tomb? Each comes with the risk of secretly being the other.
- Eduardo Kac's GFP Bunny, a work of transgenic art, or, It's not easy being green
- They are in love with each other, or the city
- It's too early to talk about God, or women
- insufficient hatred, lust or love for anything
- Love at first sight OR Girls who are Boys who bring thoughts of philosophy and anthropomorphic hermaphrodism: A Story
- Becoming an idiot, or, How I learned to stop worrying and love my siblings
- Do you love me or are you in love?
- No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
- The Death of St. Narcissus (Or, A Love Song for St. Sebastian): Part II
- Pious
- Love it or hate it
- boys i loved (more or less)
- Dr. Strangelove, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
- There are more and better reasons to dislike a human being than race or religion
- I just submit to one or two days of horror for going out and playing at being a normal functioning person
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- Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
- One sock on (or: Getting caught fooling around by the cops)
- a conversation with this, that, or the other god
- The Prime Mover, or God
- in spite (or perhaps because) of
- Thank god it's winter, or it would stink, too.
- For Love or Money
- I love the smell of Yum Cha in the morning (Spring 01 Sydney noder meet) Malarkey? or Effective Way?
- Is it love or infatuation?
- I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
- You, standing
- Nine years of moments or A Definition of Love
- Love Me or Leave Me
- there's nothing special about love or heartbreak
- a love letter at the end of the world or perhaps the beginning
- you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
- America: love it, or leave it
- Beauty with love, false or true
- Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
- The Death of St. Narcissus (Or, A Love Song for St. Sebastian)
- Love, Lust or Loneliness?
- socketes matures during 4 14 years. - reflections upon an obscure Dadaist genius in our midst; or, how I learned to stop worrying and love the troll.
- Pious Flea
- or because we are all Supermen living in the city of the future
- Is love a verb or a noun?
- Robert the Pious
- Recipe for Making Love, or Catullus made BASIC
- Nicorette, or: False Gods
- Are we listening, or are we just being silent?
- Do not put this product into the rectum by using fingers or any mechanical device or applicator
- Whether by word or deed or thought
- The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
- Incarnation, a poem (or something) by polyseeme
- The Tragedy of Prince Hamlet and the Philosopher's Stone, or, A Will Most Incorrect to Heaven by William Shakespeare
- Swimming pool injury
- Beyond Belief: God or the Buddha - who is the Highest? Part 2
- Beyond Belief: God or the Buddha - who is the Highest?
- Which God was cooler, the one from the Old Testament or the one from the New Testament?
- Did we listen to pop music because we were miserable? Or were we miserable because we listened to pop music?
- God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
- are you worshipping god? or are you worshipping an idea?
- If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
- Am I in love or still on crack?
- Was it Love, or Obsession?
- Overcoming arachnophobia, or how I learned to love the spiders with HUMAN HEADS!
- Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
- I Had No Time to Hate, Because
- Because the suburbs lacked the proper elevation
- Just because she's nice to you doesn't mean she wants to fuck you
- When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
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