Findings:

• If you told me this never happened
• you never sent me the manuscript
• This will never happen
• Stab me again. It never felt so good to bleed.
• Never Let Me Down Again
• He Never Told Me My Eyes Were Like Diamonds
• My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
• Kiss me once and never again
• Maybe she's just pieces of me you've never seen
• If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
• video games never made me violent
• You never write, you never call, you never tell me what you learned about that mighty groaning noise
• Arguing with my father has never achieved anything for me ever
• What if it never happened?
• You were never going to become more than this to me
• Hypotheticals for a popular future that might never happen (e2poll)
• You'll never know how much you've changed me
• Why you never cease to captivate me
• Oh Ricky, how come you never kissed me?
• I've Never Been to Me
• Would you mind never speaking to me again?
• I could never draw but they made me an artist
• "You've never danced with anyone like me before," the angel and the devil said to one another.
• He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
• I may never be queen, but you will never break me
• Cheer up luv, it might never happen
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
• It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
• Accidents Never Happen
• The great E2 demonic invasion that never happened
• What will happen to me, when you die?
• A funny thing happened to me in the parking garage today
• I never lie to you, I just allow you to misunderstand me
• Jesus' blood never failed me yet
• Scientology is a wonderful religion that I would never want to sue me
• Girls possess me but they're never mine.
• My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.
• Many of me, laid end to end, would never reach the moon
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• World War II never happened
• u'll never know me (user)
• Naked Dude at the Door in a Snowstorm
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• Sketch me with charcoal. A pencil will never do, Argenis.
• Tell Me What Happened Billy
• Launch me into space, and I'll never need to come back
• You will know me by those colors, deep and bold, of the heart you never knew.
• Loophole Abusing a Magic Cauldron, Chapter 14: Love Never Leave Me
• this hunger in me, it never ends. I feed it every night when I dream
• this is why you always leave me, this is why you'll never go
• curiosity killed the cat, but it never hurt me
• Never Let Me Go
• This guy tipped his waitress a dollar with a dick drawn on it. What happened next left me questioning everything I ever thought about income inequality.
• I Hate It When It Happens To Me
• Video, or it never happened.
• you never thought this would happen to you, but it did
• Something Happens
• Shit happens
• One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
• What would happen if the Borg assimilated Linux?
• Just because it happened to you
• E2 FAQ: How Did This Happen (document)
• You Know What Happens
• What happens when we die?
• How Candide Found His Old Master Pangloss Again and What Happened to Him
• What Happened to Cunegund, Candide, the Grand Inquisitor, and the Jew
• What Happened to Our Two Travelers with Two Girls, Two Monkeys, and the Savages, Called Oreillons
• What Happened to Them at Surinam, and How Candide Became Acquainted with Martin
• What Happened to Candide and Martin in France
• What Happens to Dead Muppets?
• True love happens
• The Big Bang happened here
• This can't happen
• For when something happens and you and your shiftless friends are nonplussed
• A boating accident waiting to happen
• Whatever happened to the random link button on yahoo?
• What happens to a dream deferred?
• The Second Coming of Christ already happened
• That whole bedroom thing wouldn't have happened if you hadn't tried to explain Quantum Physics
• overnight success does not happen overnight
• I just happen to like apples and I am not afraid of snakes
• Whatever happened to acid rain?
• Whatever Happened to Mr. Garibaldi?
• Don't quit five minutes before the miracle happens
• What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't
• Now let's see what has happened to us by adopting a sedentary lifestyle
• What Happened to the 56 Men Who Signed the Declaration of Independence
• What would happen to your beer in outer space?
• How it would happen
• When you dream the end of the world, how does it happen?
• Scientist hits head on curb joke
• What happens when you wear your contact lenses for too long?
• Legal Linux DVD players: What happened?
• What happened to the competition of ideas?
• What would happen if an immovable object were confronted with an unstoppable force?
• It Happened One Night
• What happens when you get too lonely
• What happens when you leave your Zoloft at college and go home for the weekend
• What ever happened to all the fun in the world
• What happens if you question your existence?
• What really happens when you call the help desk
• How could this happen?
• cliches happen
• If the Windows source code was leaked, what do you think would happen?
• It happened a long time ago
• What happens when you translate to Klingon and back
• Where were you when someone asked where you were when something happened
• What happened to claymation?
• If it hasn't happened to you in Unix, it will
• It happened to everyone else; she swore it wouldn't to her
• How Dorothy Happened to Get Lost
• A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
• What happens to nice girls?
• It Can't Happen Here
• Everything Happens at Night
• The best thing to happen to Atlanta since Sherman: The Whiz-Bang Chronicles
• Accidents will happen
• Nothing Much Happens
• What really happens while the credit agency's phone is ringing
• Whatever Happened to The Likely Lads?
• How it Happened that a Friend Killed a Friend
• The Dreadful Has Happened
• What's happened to Polytheism recently?
• Aristotle's Lost Library, Medieval Andalusia & Chinese Paper, or How Europe Learned to Learn Again and Why the Renaissance Happened When & Where It Did
• Level 2
• What almost always happens after you fall in love
• A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum
• Everything happens now
• What Ever Happened to Baby Jane?
• What happens in a car crash
• How could God let this happen?
• Dancing, you sparkle. You are what happens when music makes love with light.
• No evil can happen
• Every beauty is a tragedy waiting to happen
• What ever happened to Prince Charming?
• When it is easier to let it happen than to fight it
• Whatever happened to peace on Earth
• What can happen if you accidentally commit plagiarism
• Whatever Happened to the Man of Tomorrow?
• What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas
• A plan is just a list of things that doesn't happen
• Good things rarely happen after midnight
• What happens when a Pope dies
• An accident impatient to happen
• This is When it Happens
• The Last Thing He Expected to Happen to Him in Hollywood
• It happens every day
• When Bad Things Happen to Good People
• Bad things that happened on Christmas Day
• She is what happens when silence makes love with night.
• This happens all the time
• What will happen after humans are extinct?
• What's The Worst That Could Happen?
• What happens when an unspeakable thing is discussed by a loquacious idiot?
• Nothing bad can happen to you in your sleep
• All this has happened before, and all of it will happen again.
• A Lot Can Happen
• The Moment When Nothing Happened
• What the hell happened to us?
• What Happens in Vegas
• This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!
• Stuff Happens
• All you ever did was let it happen
• What really happened during the E2 civil war
• based on events that may have happened
• Nothing happens.
• What the hell ever happened to our rights?
• Making memories of things that haven't happened yet
• Why does prostitution happen?
• Such things do not happen in this country
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• worse things have happened to better people

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