Findings:

• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• Women only like me for my mind
• Can't imagine why, but I feel like dancing
• Over time, the metaphor becomes literal. Eventually, we will wish for the figurative meaning, but left with only the chilling reality.
• But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
• You can play with my ex-girlfriend, but treat her like the lady that she is.
• Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• not like the shoe and not like the ring but just like the heart
• When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
• We might not like each other very much afterwards, but at least we'll understand each other.
• Women are from Earth, but men only wander it
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• the only anchor in an endless sea of low-frequency noise that covers your skin like oil
• It's like this train. It can't run anywhere but where its rails take it.
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• I considered cutting my toenails, but they're my only natural defense
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• like you're blind but still can see
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• Gods exist but will only talk to those who stay awake after bedtime under the covers.
• How to assassinate a third world despot with only a butt plug and a litre of raspberry coulis
• They say time makes things easier but only time will tell
• An army of slippers but only two feet
• i wish i felt like teaching today, but i just want to be selfish
• The Internet is like crack, only worse
• Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. You understand it better but the frog dies in the process.
• it's like something big is happening right in front of us but we can't see it
• Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• Like church only bigger
• I like electronic music, but I am not a raver.
• I like it when I dream of her. It's the only time we get to talk.
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• You walk through my walls like a ghost on tv. You penetrate me.
• But I Like You
• Like hating water, but living in the lowlands
• Hot pursuit
• I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
• Great but obscure pieces of classical music featured in TV commercials
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• But can you still cry like a child?
• We once played this same game, but with only our words
• You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• It will only make our insides burn until we are nothing but ash.
• i remember reading this but i can't remember if i liked it or not
• A woman has 30 ways of laughing, but only 1 way in which she cries.
• War is hell but men like it
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• but these are only ripples
• I like the city, but the city doesn't like me
• Zephronias is unfriendly to new noders, like, sometimes but not always. Depends on several astronomical variables
• you only live once, but your life echoes into eternity
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• but the only power i truly have is the strength to let it go
• don't just wait for it, but you can only wait for it
• If only vegetables could glow like fireflies
• i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
• Redemption is very much like vengeance. Redemption has more valor, and is more satisfying if you obtain it. But if you chase it blindly you can waste yourself completely.
• I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee
• I see it on the TV and I laugh out loud, but it's the way I feel right now.
• Looks like 1984 was only n years off
• If the only tool you have is a hammer, everything looks like a hardware catalog
• I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals FLAMING!
• If the only sexual organ you have is a penis then everything looks like a vagina
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
• If the only tool you have is a hammer, then everything looks like a nail
• I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• But who codes the coders?
• butt naked
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• but
• butt set
• Mr. Butts
• Words that sound dirty but really aren't
• There is no god but God
• Every Which Way but Loose
• That'd be the butt, Bob
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
• Butt hinge
• Butt joint
• We have nothing to fear but fear itself
• mermaids should come with the cable tv
• But thanks for playing
• Bad Boys Rape Our Young Girls But Violet Gives Willingly
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• But my computer really IS possessed
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Butt crack of dawn
• Lots of MIPS but no I/O
• Things people put up their butts
• Project B.U.T.T.
• Straight but not Narrow
• The odds are good, but the goods are odd
• Scrabble words with a Q but no U
• Monkey Butt!
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• Japanese puns that are not funny but at least are puns
• You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
• Something Childish, but Very Natural
• Genuine but Insignificant Cause
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• butts ARE litter
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• But what are they really thinking?
• Why is there always money for war, but not for education?
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• I love you, I want you, but you are a cruel monster
• But I digress
• If I could slip this skin but for a moment
• Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• BQN: But, one for all?
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• Sexist jokes
• Yard Butt
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• Not really by the rules, but...
• No, but I'll have a beer
• Free but worthless shares
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• I know you are, but what am I?
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• Opposites may attract, but is it a good idea?
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
• 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
• It never rains but it pours
• I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
• Conscription if necessary, but not necessarily conscription
• It hasn't been so long, but
• The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
• Push butt: Rub hands under arm
• It did not but, I think.. it will spill hope
• I love my apartment but hate the management.
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• We'd kill him, but it probably wouldn't solve anything
• There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
• History is not just for the past, but for the future
• butt rot
• Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• Love is but a Fleeing Spec of Emotion
• The nothin' but coal for you, geek e2 westside holiday gathering and lan party
• Snowy reception on some channels but not on others
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• Keep doing it, but don't call it that
• Trust in Allah, but tie up your camel
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• My Mother and I Love Your Butt
• You know to me she's but a fetish
• you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• If you can't help it, fuck it!
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train

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