Findings:

• It's all happy endings and meaningful conversation until someone gets hurt
• I never wanted to see you get hurt. Even though it's kind of funny.
• The feeling you get when you hold someone's hand
• How to harass someone who doesn't even get online using IRC
• The Universe always gets the first move
• I won't get over it until people get over Jesus
• You'll never quite know how much you've lost until you get what you were looking for
• You always hurt the one you love
• Why I didn't get my driver's license until I was 18
• until someone loves you, i'll keep you safe
• You think you know someone, until you don't.
• You are going to need to get a big princess type dress. I CANNOT fight for the honor of someone wearing cowgirl pjs
• The movies always get it wrong
• I always wanted to get married one day
• None of These Kids Gets Hurt.
• When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
• Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better, it's not.
• Get a rise out of someone
• Forming a bond with someone or something can be liberating in some ways. It can be limiting in other ways, until you unbind.
• I think I will stay here until it gets dark tonight
• The shirt that always gets me hit on
• Harmless social deviancy always gets beaten down
• How to get someone to stop playing that one song over and over
• Sex On Hard Concrete Always Hurts The Orgasmic Areas
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• This is the city. Los Angeles, California. Sometimes someone gets the urge to pet a small furry animal. That's my job. My name's Friday. I carry a badger.
• The drummer always gets laid
• Always check for evidence of alien abduction before going to bed with someone
• they can drop bombs and no one will get hurt
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• The closer you are to someone, the easier it is to hurt them
• Only the weak get themselves killed in someone else's battle
• spin until you get dizzy, then spin the other way to cancel it out
• You sleep with someone for a couple of years, you get to know them by feel
• i am always searching. like a plant, i thirst forever. i cannot get enough of the light.
• I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• Stand still until your feet hurt
• How to hurt someone with a TI Calculator
• My ears are always searching for the best sounds. I try not to let my eyes get locked into a particular sight.
• we always knew we'd find someone just like you
• You Can't Always Get What You Want
• The bomber will always get through
• Who is the third who walks always beside you?
• First and Last and Always
• Alway
• I always assume innocence
• I think I know that I am almost always afraid.
• Always for the first time
• always on
• The Grass is always Greener over the Septic Tank
• It's always night-time on the moon
• Men did not always like large breasts
• The customer is always right
• It's always a pleasure to elevate a bad mood to an abstract principle
• Why is there always money for war, but not for education?
• It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
• The door is always open
• Always the bridesmaid and never the bride
• They always jump off the east side
• Always standing on the edge, you forced me in heart first
• Why do all the pretty things always run away from me?
• almost always
• I Will Wait For You Always
• The sluttiest girl scout always sells the most cookies
• I am capable of poetic language, but not always of poetry
• There's always a catch!
• I Had Always Known
• Crazy People Always Think I'm the Sweetest Guy
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• When visiting a city, always use its public transportation
• Always manipulate a tongue
• Cheese is always female
• The boss' machine is always the one to die first.
• Salvation doesn't always come from a Bible
• It's always for those damn children
• Once JPEG, always JPEG
• Two bronze medals will always besmirch Marion Jones' record
• The Thief of Always
• I always loved the smell of dying candles
• The always charming US Customs Guards at the American/Canadian Border
• I have always been burning
• I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
• The Road Always Taken
• Why oh why did the black crayon always die first?
• If he's late, you can always start without him
• When a boy comes over, always have something baking
• Always winter and never Christmas
• always with me
• I will always be weird inside
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Sex with my sister was always really, really good
• what is good is not always right
• Always on top
• When left long enough, students will always discuss cartoons they watched as kids
• Life isn't always precious
• The snow globe always shatters
• The doctors are confident the pills will always win
• Always have a backup
• the first time always sucks
• Thus Always To Tyrants
• I can always hope
• Think of something you always wanted to do, but are afraid of. Do it today.
• Why you should always finish a course of antibiotics
• Human eye, capable of perception but always subject to biased inhibitions
• In Los Angeles, something is always burning
• Always on My Mind
• Last year was always better
• Why is it that the alien mortal enemies of humanity always have some fatal flaw?
• letter-writing is always before an absent addressee
• first impressions don't always count
• The majority is always wrong
• It Will Always Be Here For You
• You always lose
• Politeness is always in order
• What almost always happens after you fall in love
• The Postman Always Rings Twice
• those who don't fit into the herd are always recognized
• In the real world, it is almost always women and not men who are waiting under windows
• We have always lived in the castle, Shirley
• You always spend a dollar as if you were spending a wounded eagle
• How Eulenspiegel always rode a dun horse
• It always smells good after the rain. It's raining hard now.
• It Could Always Be Worse
• This exact place where we laughed so much and the way you said my name will echo always in my brain
• I will always remember my 19th birthday
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• Popular wisdom to the contrary, it's not always the right time for sushi
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• The dream is always the same...
• The End Of The Way It's Always Been
• The rain wasn't always kind
• I remember, I always will
• She was never mine. I always shared her.
• It is important go out for a late walk in the new snow
• an honest man is always in trouble
• The poor are always with us
• Never straight; always gaily forward!
• I didn't always have this cool job
• The things we always thought, yet never had the courage to speak
• watch over me until i can find my way out of this labyrinth in my brain and regain my sanity
• Whereas a Naked White Man, when I met one, always appear'd a new Object unto me
• Why do we always whisper in the dark?
• You were always so good to me
• Why birds fly in "V" formation
• The Vampire Always Knocks in Triplicate
• Why you should always backup your files
• Always a Bridesmaid
• Sexual Deviants Always Choose 3
• We were always coming back
• Always Look on the Bright Side of Life
• She always was devious in her beauty
• The emotion on her face was always the one that she was feeling in her heart
• literature is a child of experience always, of knowledge never
• the duchess of kircaldy, always smiling and arriving late for tea
• As always, the rifles have the last word
• Genetics: Not Always a Hollywood Ending
• Don't go, don't change, stop always being the same.
• In Passing, Always Remembered
• our best kisses are always at earthquakes and impacts
• Fat kids always win at see-saw
• always (user)
• I Always Knew I Would Fall in Love with a Blue-Eyed Girl
• The Always Anonymous Beast
• The kids round here look just like shadows, always quiet, holding hands
• I will always be in the details
• The first one's always free
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• Always Falling Down
• I have always considered warnings to be a kind of dare
• always in love (user)
• The Great Needle in the Sky is always skipping at the corner of 6th and Delores
• Why is it that the voice that you don't want to hear always seems the loudest?
• I always liked the breasts that talked about existentialism.
• I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
• With him it was always like
• Gravity Always Wins
• Always Be My Baby
• It's always showtime, here at the edge of the stage
• It's always lunchtime, here in the land of the dead
• the best things in life cost large amounts, and the currency isn't always money
• In the war between information and poetry, poetry always wins.
• I've always wanted to hear Morrissey sing the theme song from "The Love Boat"
• always already
• life always kills (user)
• always writing poems to you
• I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me

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