Findings:

• It's cooler than eating shit, but not as cool as munching pussy.
• I will fucking REMOVE your writeups about Cloud Strife and how he's cool and mysterious and shit
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• All my friends are cooler than you and we know something you don't.
• Everything is relative, but some things are more relative than others
• Perhaps not forever, but longer than usual
• I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
• Growing grapes is harder than making wine. You will discover this, but it might take a lifetime.
• but we turn everything we touch to shit; we just can't let beauty stand
• Sugar and shit in the same bag; she lost the battle but is winning the war
• Duty is weightier than a mountain, but death is lighter than a feather
• Unloved, yeah. But I'd rather be cursed than poisoned.
• It's just a doll, but it's a million times more real than your chemicals
• Not very sterile, but better than dead
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• Why are statues covered more thoroughly with bird shit than the other places in cities?
• Eating something other than the Sun's energy for the first time
• I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
• every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
• Noding for Numbers sure was silly, but it sure is better than Dada Fascism
• If Huey Lewis Isn't Still Cool Then How Can I Be?
• This is the worst thing ever, worse than the planet exploding and demons eating babies
• All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others
• The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
• Cooler than the other side of the pillow
• Your social security check is late! Stuff costs more than it used to! Young people use curse words!
• Stronger Than
• old books can tell more than one story
• When I am stronger than now
• There were times better than this
• How to seem dumber than you really are
• Why is there something rather than nothing?
• Why dates of manufacture are more logical than dates of expiry
• I am dumber than a rose
• This equation is hotter than I thought
• You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• I shall die, but that is all that I shall do for Death.
• Give me chastity and continency, but not yet
• All right. She can fly circles around Uranus, but where's the bathroom?
• They've Got the Guns but We've Got the Numbers
• I love you but I have to let you go
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• The operation succeeded but the patient died
• I can see three corners from this corner. Two's a perfect number. But one?
• Women are from Earth, but men only wander it
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• beautiful & sad but i know you already
• Give crowns and pounds and guineas, but not your heart away
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• butt bongos
• The Princess Who Kicked Butt
• the butt of the joke
• Santa's festive fear mongering wasn't going as well as he'd hoped, but the other Santa and I were enjoying the gingerbread.
• but the fruitsellers are there every day
• Why is it wrong to exhume a body, but not a soul?
• With you there is nothing involved but everything
• sex sells, but obsession sells better
• there are many voids but this one is mine
• i wish i felt like teaching today, but i just want to be selfish
• no island, but you're not a big happy archipelago either
• cool cat
• Keeping cool without air conditioning
• Cool Man Eddie
• alternately warm and cool
• regeneratively cooled rocket
• Editor cools (e2poll)
• Cool Archive Atom Feed (ticker)
• Drugs are only for cool kids
• cooler (user)
• nuns eating breakfast
• What's Eating Gilbert Grape
• Wet Pussy
• food fight
• shit head
• Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
• Bears scare the shit out of me
• Smallest number greater than 0
• Better him than me
• Boys are better than girls: Adolescent gender socialization in North America
• Is Deodorant Better than Antiperspirant?
• Indier than thou
• Worlds are altered rather than destroyed
• more than ashes
• Three Puerto Rican girls walked by like accordion music under the trees, looking like they'd accept nothing less than perfection.
• Being accurate about the small things is more important than getting the story fundamentally right
• Heaven is hotter than Hell
• God was creepier than I expected so I took it out on the little people
• More than a petal, less than a bouquet
• No one older than twenty-five was stupid enough to take a job here.
• More of a bookmark than a book
• Blood is thicker than water
• ultimately, i just like you. more than anyone.
• butt
• Water butt
• How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
• Why is there always money for war, but not for education?
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• Conscription if necessary, but not necessarily conscription
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
• It's light but hard to carry
• I considered cutting my toenails, but they're my only natural defense
• If Thou But Suffer God to Guide Thee
• They do not know how immortal, but I know
• With or Without You... but I prefer the latter
• The gruff but lovable Gus
• troubling but tasty
• They were looking for God but found religion instead
• The Lord of the Rings 1/2: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Middle-earth But Were Afraid to Produce
• Effort on behalf of those we love is not work, but prayer disguised
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• not equals, but similar
• Not with a bang but a whimper
• Here in the dark, nothing is real but time
• i remember reading this but i can't remember if i liked it or not
• All gods but your own
• But this isn't a Cyberpunk story
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• The dead eat it always, but the living who eat it die slowly
• But she heard it
• Cool Hand Luke
• Cool! Now hand me the sandwich Luke.
• It's cool inside!
• Cool Man Eddie meets Message Inbox
• Pages of Cool for June 2001
• In the Cool, Cool, Cool of the Evening
• Cool Cities Initiative
• My sweet, charming kid is a bloodthirsty and feral killer! Cool!
• Crocodile Cooler
• eating out alone (as a composition)
• Stupid, meat-eating monkeys
• Maybe is a pussy answer
• pussy grabber
• T.A.Z.: Communique #5: "Intellectual S/M Is the Fascism of the Eighties--The Avant-Garde Eats Shit and Likes It,"
• Shit is a bad word
• fuck it, I love you even if I'm gonna feel like shit
• I will shit in your DREAMS
• The first draft of anything is shit
• than
• It's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
• I can do much better than this
• dr's Hospital Adventure : nurses put up with more than you can ever realize
• How I lost twenty pounds and became fit in two months
• There is no more joyful feeling than crying
• Is it bigger than a breadbox?
• Better Than Sex Cake
• It is good enough. It is more than good enough.
• Two heads are better than one
• Scipio Africanus: Greater Than Napoleon
• We would rather drown in a sea of tears than alter our beliefs.
• Is there anything more British than a man sick on beef?
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• the only thing more popular than pouring out the contents of your veins is doing the same with your heart
• love is such a more sustainable energy to draw from than hate
• Good from far, but far from good
• Straight but not Narrow
• Yard Butt
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• same same, but different
• Sadness isn't sadness, but happiness in a black jacket

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