Findings:

• It's cooler than eating shit, but not as cool as munching pussy.
• Cooler than the other side of the pillow
• Sugar and shit in the same bag; she lost the battle but is winning the war
• Duty is weightier than a mountain, but death is lighter than a feather
• but we turn everything we touch to shit; we just can't let beauty stand
• Unloved, yeah. But I'd rather be cursed than poisoned.
• All my friends are cooler than you and we know something you don't.
• It's just a doll, but it's a million times more real than your chemicals
• If Huey Lewis Isn't Still Cool Then How Can I Be?
• Not very sterile, but better than dead
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
• every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
• Why are statues covered more thoroughly with bird shit than the other places in cities?
• All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others
• The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
• Eating something other than the Sun's energy for the first time
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• Perhaps not forever, but longer than usual
• This is the worst thing ever, worse than the planet exploding and demons eating babies
• Everything is relative, but some things are more relative than others
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
• But lately, I've been too tired to care
• A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
• Nowhere to go but down
• This terrain is constantly changing, but if you look closely, you can find the patterns
• But they're entertaining lies, and in the end, isn't that the real truth?
• Seymore Butts
• The light is red, but there is a green arrow
• The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing.
• Sticks and stones may break your bones, but the tongue will crush you
• We enjoy a quiet but satisfying yuletide until people from the social services come to release us
• ain't nothin' but a family thing
• 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
• Sane but Overwhelmed (user)
• No Snakes, but We’ve Got a Lot of Folks Looking
• Butt Science Direct (user)
• I don't agree with what you say, but I will defend your other, less ludicrous opinion that glitch speed runs are pointless.
• Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
• But is it local?
• but you wanna be bad
• But we're leaving St. Francis in the trunk of the car
• I think I will break but I mend
• Kids are cool
• Cream of the Cool
• Cool ass babe
• Dollar auction
• I didn't always have this cool job
• Cool Biz
• Eating Disorder: Not Otherwise Specified
• Eating meat should be as conscious a decision as not eating it
• Cheese-eating surrender monkeys
• Maybe is a pussy answer
• pussy grabber
• T.A.Z.: Communique #5: "Intellectual S/M Is the Fascism of the Eighties--The Avant-Garde Eats Shit and Likes It,"
• Shit is a bad word
• fuck it, I love you even if I'm gonna feel like shit
• I will shit in your DREAMS
• The first draft of anything is shit
• Why chocolate is better than sex
• Hot water freezes faster than cold water
• Why underground music is "better" than commercial music
• More than he was willing to give
• How to seem smarter than you really are
• An old woman's sentiment is delicately spun, and yet we find it stronger than time
• Undertaker, Nortel sells better than you do
• Are some species more important than others?
• More honoured in the breach than the observance
• Some Girls Are Bigger Than Others
• A midnight snack won't make you fatter than a midmorning munch, monkey studies show.
• I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
• Brighter Than Creation's Dark
• isn't there more than one book
• On a clear day you can see more than you want to
• But I'm a Cheerleader
• The odds are good, but the goods are odd
• Not really by the rules, but...
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
• Trust in Allah, but tie up your camel
• but not this Sunday
• A new broom sweeps clean, but an old broom knows every corner
• I'm not a god, but I'm working on it
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• I've never seen a glacier up close, but I've touched your hand. It felt so cold.
• A shadow, and a smouldering cigarette butt
• E2 Gathering: In the Land of the Midday Sun
• Buts (user)
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• Illness limits but doesn't define
• It's too bad she won't live. But then again, who does?
• Brazilian Butt Augmentation
• But it isn't
• They are all pretty but fading.
• The bastards hung me in the spring of '25, but I am still alive.
• like you're blind but still can see
• I always imagine those surrounded by time, but I walk on top of it.
• I am afraid to breathe or shut my eyes but I do both.
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• Cool Ideas (nodegroup)
• I'm not this cool in real life
• a cool quiet room with no bastards in it
• Rebellion is cool. Cool sells. Baa...
• Intrepid Traveller and His Band of Merry Pranksters Look for A Cool Place: episode 2
• Ain't It Cool News
• thats cool (user)
• You dream of a girl cooled and thinned.
• eating dice
• Eating Crow
• Pussy fart
• Shit happens
• I Want My Shit
• What is this shit?
• Shit flinging monkeys
• Mike the talking chicken finds out some disturbing shit (fiction) mp3 (recording)
• Less Than Jake
• It doesn't get any better than this
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• Why Real Life is better than IRC
• You were never going to become more than this to me
• Mardi Gras celebrations in the US other than New Orleans: an observation
• The Library Book
• It is easier to get forgiveness than permission
• In The Duchess Of Malfi, the horrors of act IV, scene i are less important than the characters' reaction to them
• Xer than Thou
• Taller Than a Building
• Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
• I tried to write a node better than this and failed.
• Better than kicking him into next week
• better than Radiohead
• a little bit is better than nothing at all
• Butt hinge
• Project B.U.T.T.
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
• But who nodes the noders?
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• You can bear arms, but you can't bare breasts
• But an unchewed square catches in his windpipe and he crumples to the floor like someone poisoned by life
• You can play with my ex-girlfriend, but treat her like the lady that she is.
• Beer butt chicken
• Trust, but verify
• It is not instruction, but provocation, that I can receive from another soul.
• Butterflies are passive aggressive and put their problems on the shelf, but they're beautiful
• but (user)
• Can't imagine why, but I feel like dancing
• Nobody's fault but mine
• I bind these books, but I can't write in them; I just can't
• pretty, but
• But beauteous fields lie just before me
• Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
• we will tear the world apart until it is nothing but fragments, and meaning will cease
• Cemeteries are boring, but I can't seem to stay away from this one in particular.
• but fuck, it was Sunday and the church bells hadn't even called the faithful
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• Sysadmin cool
• Your accent is so cool
• Cool World
• Pages of Cool for April 2001
• These guys are cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet
• we're cool

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