Findings:
- It's cooler than eating shit, but not as cool as munching pussy.
- I will fucking REMOVE your writeups about Cloud Strife and how he's cool and mysterious and shit
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
- All my friends are cooler than you and we know something you don't.
- Everything is relative, but some things are more relative than others
- Perhaps not forever, but longer than usual
- I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
- Growing grapes is harder than making wine. You will discover this, but it might take a lifetime.
- but we turn everything we touch to shit; we just can't let beauty stand
- Sugar and shit in the same bag; she lost the battle but is winning the war
- Duty is weightier than a mountain, but death is lighter than a feather
- Unloved, yeah. But I'd rather be cursed than poisoned.
- It's just a doll, but it's a million times more real than your chemicals
- Not very sterile, but better than dead
- I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
- Why are statues covered more thoroughly with bird shit than the other places in cities?
- Eating something other than the Sun's energy for the first time
- I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
- every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
- She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
- I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
- Noding for Numbers sure was silly, but it sure is better than Dada Fascism
- If Huey Lewis Isn't Still Cool Then How Can I Be?
- This is the worst thing ever, worse than the planet exploding and demons eating babies
- All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others
- The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
- Cooler than the other side of the pillow
- Your social security check is late! Stuff costs more than it used to! Young people use curse words!
- Stronger Than
- old books can tell more than one story
- When I am stronger than now
- There were times better than this
- How to seem dumber than you really are
- Why is there something rather than nothing?
- Why dates of manufacture are more logical than dates of expiry
- I am dumber than a rose
- This equation is hotter than I thought
- You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
- I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
- He thinks I don't, but I do
- The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
- I shall die, but that is all that I shall do for Death.
- Give me chastity and continency, but not yet
- All right. She can fly circles around Uranus, but where's the bathroom?
- They've Got the Guns but We've Got the Numbers
- I love you but I have to let you go
- The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
- The operation succeeded but the patient died
- I can see three corners from this corner. Two's a perfect number. But one?
- Women are from Earth, but men only wander it
- Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
- beautiful & sad but i know you already
- Give crowns and pounds and guineas, but not your heart away
- I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
- Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
- butt bongos
- The Princess Who Kicked Butt
- the butt of the joke
- Santa's festive fear mongering wasn't going as well as he'd hoped, but the other Santa and I were enjoying the gingerbread.
- but the fruitsellers are there every day
- Why is it wrong to exhume a body, but not a soul?
- With you there is nothing involved but everything
- sex sells, but obsession sells better
- there are many voids but this one is mine
- i wish i felt like teaching today, but i just want to be selfish
- no island, but you're not a big happy archipelago either
- cool cat
- Keeping cool without air conditioning
- Cool Man Eddie
- alternately warm and cool
- regeneratively cooled rocket
- Editor cools (e2poll)
- Cool Archive Atom Feed (ticker)
- Drugs are only for cool kids
- cooler (user)
- nuns eating breakfast
- What's Eating Gilbert Grape
- Wet Pussy
- food fight
- shit head
- Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
- Bears scare the shit out of me
- Smallest number greater than 0
- Better him than me
- Boys are better than girls: Adolescent gender socialization in North America
- Is Deodorant Better than Antiperspirant?
- Indier than thou
- Worlds are altered rather than destroyed
- more than ashes
- Three Puerto Rican girls walked by like accordion music under the trees, looking like they'd accept nothing less than perfection.
- Being accurate about the small things is more important than getting the story fundamentally right
- Heaven is hotter than Hell
- God was creepier than I expected so I took it out on the little people
- More than a petal, less than a bouquet
- No one older than twenty-five was stupid enough to take a job here.
- More of a bookmark than a book
- Blood is thicker than water
- ultimately, i just like you. more than anyone.
- butt
- Water butt
- How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
- Why is there always money for war, but not for education?
- But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
- Conscription if necessary, but not necessarily conscription
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
- It's light but hard to carry
- I considered cutting my toenails, but they're my only natural defense
- If Thou But Suffer God to Guide Thee
- They do not know how immortal, but I know
- With or Without You... but I prefer the latter
- The gruff but lovable Gus
- troubling but tasty
- They were looking for God but found religion instead
- The Lord of the Rings 1/2: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Middle-earth But Were Afraid to Produce
- Effort on behalf of those we love is not work, but prayer disguised
- I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
- not equals, but similar
- Not with a bang but a whimper
- Here in the dark, nothing is real but time
- i remember reading this but i can't remember if i liked it or not
- All gods but your own
- But this isn't a Cyberpunk story
- I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
- The dead eat it always, but the living who eat it die slowly
- But she heard it
- Cool Hand Luke
- Cool! Now hand me the sandwich Luke.
- It's cool inside!
- Cool Man Eddie meets Message Inbox
- Pages of Cool for June 2001
- In the Cool, Cool, Cool of the Evening
- Cool Cities Initiative
- My sweet, charming kid is a bloodthirsty and feral killer! Cool!
- Crocodile Cooler
- eating out alone (as a composition)
- Stupid, meat-eating monkeys
- Maybe is a pussy answer
- pussy grabber
- T.A.Z.: Communique #5: "Intellectual S/M Is the Fascism of the Eighties--The Avant-Garde Eats Shit and Likes It,"
- Shit is a bad word
- fuck it, I love you even if I'm gonna feel like shit
- I will shit in your DREAMS
- The first draft of anything is shit
- than
- It's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
- I can do much better than this
- dr's Hospital Adventure : nurses put up with more than you can ever realize
- How I lost twenty pounds and became fit in two months
- There is no more joyful feeling than crying
- Is it bigger than a breadbox?
- Better Than Sex Cake
- It is good enough. It is more than good enough.
- Two heads are better than one
- Scipio Africanus: Greater Than Napoleon
- We would rather drown in a sea of tears than alter our beliefs.
- Is there anything more British than a man sick on beef?
- The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
- the only thing more popular than pouring out the contents of your veins is doing the same with your heart
- love is such a more sustainable energy to draw from than hate
- Good from far, but far from good
- Straight but not Narrow
- Yard Butt
- Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
- I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
- same same, but different
- Sadness isn't sadness, but happiness in a black jacket
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