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• i kissed her one last time, then walked out of her life forever
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• Someone set her face on fire and put it out with an anchor chain
• When Did You See Her Last?
• set fire to head. kill anything that runs out.
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• When there's nothing left to burn, you have to set yourself on fire
• Her Headlights Illuminated a Death
• I wanna see it when you find out what comets, stars and moons are all about
• In the house of life and death
• Spilling over into words, we run out of space too soon
• Death Becomes Her
• If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will accidentally shoot their children
• Where did you go? Out. What did you do? Nothing.
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• Death Sets a Thing
• when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
• When at last I found no further traces of the living or the dead, then I stopped.
• When we speak of magic, we conspire against death
• English History: Civil War and the Death of John
• The American Way Of Death
• All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• It takes two guys to do half a woman's job
• you realize death means nothing
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• Who do you call for help when all your friends are dead?
• Hands cupped into a half circle, he bent foward to help her catch a light
• Chopping wood
• Who needs love when you can have death?
• Blood Fire Death
• Life and Death are Wearing Me Out
• Death was a part of me then, too.
• The Death and Life of Great American Cities
• What do you see when you look up?
• What do we want? Nothing. When do we want it? Whenever.
• why do you set your wings on fire
• Out of the frying pan, into the fire
• when you walk with death
• Even if they're in my dreams, if I'm not willing to try to reach out to them then do I really miss them?
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• Until death do us part
• Car stuffed to the brim. Pulling out into the dark avenue, two cats in the laundry hamper voicing feline displeasure.
• The glass is half full when it comes to your life up until this point. The glass is half empty when it comes to everything you've missed out on.
• when in doubt run it out
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• Holy Wood (In the Shadow of the Valley of Death)
• life is about falling into a hole, and then climbing out of the hole
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• Why Buddhist countries do not have the death penalty
• Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
• Two immortals discussing life and death
• A refusal to mourn the death, by fire, of a child in London
• Screaming Bullet of Compact Imported Death, or: How I Found Out My Mazda Protege Could Go 130mph
• The Death of the American Empire
• Turning death into flowers - ecological burial
• American Death Triangle
• Death is an Evil
• sometimes death comes when it's the furthest from your mind
• death and empty houses sit empty
• When living we have need of Death
• Till Death Us Do Part
• What do you see, when you see a woman in armor?
• What to do when a roommate moves out
• I do not see her
• Do not enter into compression box when motor is running
• sometimes death comes when it's the furthest thing from your mind
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• What do I call her?
• Except When To Do So Would Injure Them Or Others
• What time do you call this, then?
• When my inside selves just jump out with wings of fire
• I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it
• evil triumphs when men don't do good
• Where do they go when they walk out and leave the body behind?
• The Nymph Complaining for the Death of her Faun
• except that church was Episcopal with an ongoing history of bursting into flames
• Shave your head and run naked into the woods.
• I don't want to set the world on fire. I just want to start a flame in her heart.
• Memory is unreliable; it cracks and crumbles and falls into nothing. Power lasts forever.
• Sometimes when I see you fall into bed you just keep falling
• Two outs, run on anything
• She Called in Her Soul to Come and See
• to stare into the face of god, and see nothing
• On the last day of 2004, we will do something in Portland. That thing is called a party. You can come.
• She bought a new smile every week when we first started seeing each other. Then I had to buy them.
• And Then Nothing Turned Itself Inside Out
• When scientists make mistakes they see what they did wrong and then try again.
• This is what happens, son, when you let your wife's green lung get out of hand
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• when we drill a hole in the sky, what will run out?
• I met Death face to face, and I mocked her!
• I shall die, but that is all that I shall do for Death.
• The time I accidentally made napalm and almost burned down the physics lab
• What can happen if you accidentally commit plagiarism
• I Accidentally the Whole Bottle
• How I accidentally became a Methodist
• Life after death
• The Death of Cuchulainn
• Christian Death
• Death Of A Ladies' Man
• Death of a Thousand Cuts
• death rattle
• Amused to Death
• Death Star
• When will you humans learn that your "feelings" (as you so call them) can stand in the way of big cash payoffs?
• Death Comes for the Archbishop
• Death penalty
• The Screaming, Flaming Skull of Death
• Scary Face of Death (user)
• The Compassionate Conservative Death Count
• Because I could not Stop for Death
• Death Race 2000
• Today I looked Death in the eyes and smiled
• Birth, School, Work, Death
• The heat death of the Universe
• Black Death
• Gruesome death
• Death In Vegas
• Death
• Wisconsin Death Trip
• Sudden Death
• Death of Rats
• Super Karate Monkey Death Car
• Murder by Death
• The Death of Curoi
• Death by Water
• Death Rune
• Payable on Death
• Non-military contracted labor built the Death Star
• Death Guild
• Dance of Death
• Southern Death Cult
• Now I am become death, the destroyer of worlds
• Japanese Death Match
• Bajoran death chant
• American History X
• Repetition is the death of the soul
• Death By Chocolate
• Alphabet Death Game
• Second Death Star
• death metal
• Blue Screen of Death
• Death Wish
• death spiral
• Death of Rock and Roll
• white death
• Let's die a Romantic death together on the wings of freedom!
• Angel of Death
• The Melancholy Death of Oyster Boy and Other Stories
• death ray
• When writers use Latin
• Chronicle of a Death Foretold
• Bataan Death March
• Rock Death

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