Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "It's so easy to assume that no one's listening while you're up on stage"

• It wouldn't sell so well if no one bought it
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• I felt a need for some excitement tonight, so I drove up and down random streets yelling "I am one with the flying cows!" at regular intervals
• The fact that you make no sense doesn't mean you're an artist
• Together we kept bobbing up and down and no one came to save us.
• They grow up. No one told me.
• No one was ever fired for buying IBM
• To boldly go where no one has gone before
• To the world you're just one person
• to a place where no one's around
• No one older than twenty-five was stupid enough to take a job here.
• The most comfortable position to assume after one has been kicked in the junk
• The game we play is life, and there are no rules save the ones we make
• The Operative: No One Lives Forever
• This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
• And then one day you wake up
• no one rules if no one obeys
• The Corpus Hermeticum: Book Eight: That No One of Existing Things doth Perish
• i assume it is considered odd to be so fond of someone based on text alone
• I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
• If you had to invent a language with no more than one hundred words
• Dance As If No One Is Watching
• No one touches me
• Sometimes, when no one is looking, I am beautiful
• i am no one (user)
• No one belongs here more than you.
• These go to eleven
• You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch
• Either everyone deserves or no one does
• Playing with yourself while listening to the radio
• No one wants you the way you are
• American girls are all so easy
• We were all waiting to hear those words (and no one ever said them)
• No one takes me seriously as a source of malevolence and spite
• No one knows my plan
• When I woke up this morning I had no regrets - I felt no shame
• No Beast So Fierce
• No One Ever Listens Do They, 'Lyssa
• Easy listening
• No One Likes Superman Anymore
• No One Here Gets Out Alive
• you've been through something that no one should have to go through
• The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people you no longer want in your life
• You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
• A Quick One (While He's Away)
• things that no one controls and can't be sold
• You're the One
• The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
• So, which one of you is the man?
• If you're allowed one phone call at a police station why not one URL instead
• what one lacks in quality, the other makes up for in quantity
• I know you're cute no matter how many layers of abstraction you hide behind
• No one can be totally logical
• No one dreams of being a guidance counselor
• Frisky, most silver, serene -- bright step at the margins of air, you tiny colossus and winsome and master me, easy in sunlight, you gracious one come to me, live in my life
• A guitar is easy in his hands / so is an airplane / so is a pen
• A whistling woman is up to no good
• There's no point unless you make one
• No one can know what you want unless you tell them
• Finally we are no one
• no beer, so Henry orders a double espresso during his parole appointment
• After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
• The words no one can find
• No one paints landscapes full of tumbleweeds
• No one will ever love Adam for his honesty. It's just not there
• No one has ever been bitten to death by a poisonous snake in a ball pit
• the Abayudaya sang, no one was hungry and herds of buffalo roamed the plains
• No journey worth taking is easy
• New Year's Eve, spent alone in a small, grey apartment, with no one to kiss at midnight
• No One Can Stop the Bobsled
• There was no one waiting for me...
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear government censorship.
• Why, you're no bigger 'n a corn nugget!
• It's so easy to say you cried yourself to sleep. It's so hard to do.
• No One Loves Me & Neither Do I
• Has no one told you he's not breathing?
• The one song I can't stand listening to
• they can drop bombs and no one will get hurt
• no one lives forever. yet.
• I only leave the door open because I know that no one would dare to come in.
• There is no one here to stop me from using this silence.
• no one has a single face. we are multiplicities.
• No one ever said that the moral process of humanization was necessarily a pleasant thing.
• is there no one who answers the call?
• no island, but you're not a big happy archipelago either
• In space, no one can hear you scream
• No dreamer’s diagram so symmetrical and so faultless on paper can guarantee anything. Only we can guarantee, only our behavior under pressure.
• No One Sang Like Michael
• No One Lives Forever
• Puffing up one's self to appear larger
• the rain has no enemies; all things are rain of one form or another
• Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
• Half-forgotten memories that pop up randomly throughout one's life
• One up
• Often I feel like I am just shouting my observations into a raging storm and no one hears
• The city. So many lights you can actually pretend one of them's shining on you.
• So dark, the buildings are afraid of one another
• Things one should do while naked
• Love the One You're With
• One and a Half Stages to Orbit
• Think not of it, sweet one, so
• You're the One that I Want
• The Freshman up at Yale get no tail
• No Pity Due to No One (poetry)
• Dry bones can harm no one
• There is no "One", either
• Trust No One
• So I'm listening to the last hole of the PGA Championship
• Cold, no blankets, watching the sun come up for air
• No one seems to listen to what I say
• Tom Waits for no one
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
• No Other One
• No one says anything important during the day
• The reason why it's so hard to stay true to yourself is because it's so easy to lose yourself.
• No one ever listens to the bassist
• lying here with no one near
• Being stoic, Daoist, and at one with the universe is NO FUN
• no one listens anymore
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• No One Knows Who I Am
• If No One Will Love Me
• Three Golden-Tongued Knights, Whom No One Could Refuse Whatsoever They Might Ask
• AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
• No one will ever love you for your honesty
• The smiles you smiled when you thought no one was looking
• No one has died
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• Will no one help the widow's son?
• How to scream when no one is looking
• Choosing bitterness is taking the easy way out. It's so easy to feel bitter when you've been hurt. Path of least resistence. Forgiveness is a path that goes in a very different direction.
• If everything you do is a cry for help, no one will listen
• No one is illegal
• The Quiet Things That No One Ever Knows
• I hold you where no one else can go
• There is likely no one left who remembers
• there was at that moment no one more rightful dead than that unknown and faceless man
• No one can be in two places at once
• up to NO GOOD (user)
• It's Up To You. No Really, It's Up To You.
• Sometimes, when I am looking, no one is beautiful
• No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
• No one's garden
• Things that no one told you...until now, because I'm telling you. Consider yourself fortunate
• No One Gives a Shit about You Angelheaded Hipsters
• No one gets out of this life alive
• No One Gets Left Behind
• no longer do I feel bad while singing along to Coldplay
• No one wants to be a nihilist
• I'm so glad I'm no longer alone
• No one actually cares.
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• More kissing? More kissing? No one likes kissing this much!
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear free speech.
• The Town Where No One Got Off
• One no longer loves one's insight when one communicates it
• No one can be unhappy with a fresh box of crayons
• no easy love could ever make me feel the same
• Living up to your father's expectations isn't easy.
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
• No Pity Due to No One
• Let no one grieve here
• None of you are there. No one is there.
• the fate in no one's plans
• No, and I've always wanted to go. I memorized the inscription one time in school.
• for one who does no evil, there is no ill
• Guilt is a hard thing to bury but it’s a really easy thing to dig up

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