Findings:

• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• I'll be you and you'll be me
• Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
• Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
• Projects that use C techniques and call it C++ make me ill
• makes me want to be a better hacker
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• If your wish be to close me
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• Strike me down - I'll be everything I'm not
• Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• Does this strategically placed leaf make me look fat?
• Keep a room somewhere for me, I'll find it on my way back.
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• be silent my bird, you tear me apart
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• Motivate me to move and I'll give you a reason to stay in bed
• If you see a white horse cross your fingers and make a wish
• simple answers make me insane
• If you ask me about summer, I'll tell you about
• It Ain't Gonna Be Me
• Free to Be, You and Me
• Be gentle with me
• but wherever i go i'll be looking for you
• i'll still be here tomorrow
• It could be the last time you see me alive
• Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• Does this dress make me look fat?
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• Your website makes me want to remove my brain with a rusty spoon
• It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
• you make me think of death
• Be you all pleas'd, your pleasures grieve not me
• I'll never be the other woman
• Look siad me Be like me
• May the wine be sweet. May the stories be heard. May the future bring me home.
• Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
• I'll be your fantasy
• I'll be your mirror
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
• What I used to be/Will pass away, and then you'll see/That all I want now/Is happiness for you and me
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• Marry me and I'll buy you a new computer
• Eating in the morning makes me sick
• Take Off My Pants and Tell Me You Love Me and I'll Laugh in Your Face and Call You a Slut
• My SUV makes me feel important!
• This place makes me embarrassed about my spelling, not my sexual deviations
• What makes me beautiful
• My parents conspire to make me a porn star
• Your God does not make me want to reconsider my thoughts about suicide
• Getting my blood drawn makes me cry
• It makes lots of sense to me. Unfortunately, that's what hurts the most.
• I'll show you yours if you show me mine
• That would be me
• I'll be a monkey's uncle
• I'll Be Your Johnny on the Spot
• OBAFGKM
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
• Tonight I'll Be Staying Here With You
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• It Makes a Fellow Proud to Be a Soldier
• I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• Let me be your fantasy
• Prepare me a ship of which the half-rotten timbers shall be painted black, let the sails be in rags, and the sailors infirm and sickly
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• I'll be in my bunk.
• Home I'll never be
• Lying, cheating, cunt of a person: Hi, that'll be me.
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
• it's good for me to go and not have there be words
• You've got to be kidding me
• I may never be queen, but you will never break me
• I am built to ignore hard truths and keep dreaming. That's what it is to be me.
• It costs me nothing to be considerate
• Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
• Give me an hour and I'll give you your dreams
• Give me a minute, I'll change your mind.
• Still I'll make this water home
• How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
• Launch me into space, and I'll never need to come back
• Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, think I'll go eat worms
• That which does not kill me, makes me stronger
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• Make me one with everything
• The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
• MTV Makes Me Wanna Smoke Crack
• I've got $1.19 in change, and it's impossible for me to make change for a dollar
• Death makes me tired
• Cheap brandy makes me love you and vomit
• Does this singularity make me look fat?
• Growing older makes me depressed
• That one makes me scream, she said
• She told me I'd make a good Satan
• Bush and Gore Make Me Wanna Ralph
• well, I'll be jiggered
• I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• I'll Be a Sunbeam
• I'll be back
• A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• Heterosexist norms make it tough for gays to be themselves
• Secret wish: To be identical to the ocean
• Let me be a martyr, dammit!
• Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
• Be careful what you wish for
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• Tears must be shed to make room for the laughter
• There has to be a better way to make human beings
• Art is whatever makes you proud to be human.
• Let's Make Up and Be Friendly
• I'll be
• There should be laws requiring electric cars to make the Jetsons flying car noise
• I'll be waiting for you in heaven... with a gun
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• I'll be your Huckleberry!
• The music makes one's blood boil and long to be in some obscure, untamed place with the one you love
• I'll be back at it, dirty and reckless
• There's got to be a way to make it sweeter, a little more like lemon meringue
• marry me and you'll be safe
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
• I'll never be the one to force my parents into an "old age" home
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• Let Me Be Your Shelter
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• you make my life a little harder than it has to be
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• I'll be buried with my tankard
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
• Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
• It's fun to be popular. Everyone gives me drugs.
• let me be your first upvote
• I should be allowed to make myself miserable
• and i'll be bigger
• i thank you for the love and in a moment i'll be gone
• Soldiers who wish to be a hero
• Glen Campbell...I'll Be Me
• "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
• if you see a raven, don't throw stones; it could be me
• i wish i felt like teaching today, but i just want to be selfish
• But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• It's better to be alone than to wish you were
• If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
• I'll be a post-feminist in the post-patriarchy
• Make the computer work? I'll need two black candles and a chicken.
• I'll become what you became to me
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
• If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
• You mean the me that you would be
• I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
• I've Gotta Be Me
• far be it from me

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