Findings:

• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• This is a story I wish I had been able to write. Hope you like it.
• I would have cooled this if you had written it
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• you would have been
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
• How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• I have more stories about trains for you
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• You have been in every line I have ever read
• Front porch, what should have been said
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
• How long have you been in love with her?
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• What have you been smoking?
• I will have her forever but I can't touch her
• I didn't read it but I want to get into the author's pants
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
• We have nothing to fear but fear itself
• Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
• It did not get nicer, but it sure got a hell of a lot more honest
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• I get knocked down, but I get up again
• I Meant to have but Modest Needs
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• It's like this train. It can't run anywhere but where its rails take it.
• I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
• you have never been safe
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life. (dream) mp3 (recording)
• Advice I have been given about girls
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
• I may or may not have been naked
• No, but I'll have a beer
• but it's been promised to another
• Could Muhammad have been autistic?
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• I know I have been dreaming
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• I appreciate your concern for others, but I need to get all my ducks in a row first.
• Final moments lost to what should have been
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• i didn't write this, but i wish i had
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• It hasn't been so long, but
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• But alas, I have no badger to offer you
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• As if we had been sitting next to each other for years
• I could have been Canadian
• I have always been burning
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• It could have been a Brilliant Career
• Movies that should have been books first
• The Little Girl that Had Been Dead for a Hundred Years
• If you're not sure whether or not you've been had, then you've already been had.
• But lately, I've been too tired to care
• They had been expecting me
• Some of Us Had Been Threatening Our Friend Colby
• i've been trying to get back to the center
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• What Might Have Been
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• And only those who had been there knew the whole truth.
• I have been showing you what a warrior is not.
• It Must Have Been the Roses
• Grief, killing grief, have not my torments been
• All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
• all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
• I have been alone while I was with many girls
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
• Life had been an opportunity lost
• The path we have been walking
• And All That Could Have Been
• It could have been me
• I thought I had some great insight into human nature, but I didn't
• I can't get published, but this crap can
• But I have seen the sun just once
• I love you but I have to let you go
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• Swim with the fishies, but remember you have wings
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• Apple may have bought NeXT, but NeXT took over Apple
• The bong on the table must have been part of the scenery
• The train's heart is big and black, but it cries to lonely sky
• Cheers, my lips have frozen but hemlock goes down easy
• I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• Could have beens, should have beens
• she doesn't write, doesn't tell you stories, but somehow it's her words that spring to mind at those crucial, terrifying moments, and for that you are eternally grateful
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
• You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• You can pulp a story but you cannot destroy an idea.
• I had been hungry all the years
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• What is Heraclides had never been born?
• Names have been changed
• I have just been shot
• Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
• AES may have been broken
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• What if Heraclides had never been born?
• Some liberties have been taken with dialogue
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• The way things have always been done
• We are the ones we have been waiting for
• I've been offered a lot for my work, but never everything.
• I wish I had been told what Schrödinger really meant
• do you remember the disco rhombus? it must have all been a dream.
• The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
• and then, one morning, I realised I had been an adult for a while
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gagoogidy that girl. I gashmoygadied her gaflavity with my googus.
• had Orpheus been a gentleman
• How to really brush your teeth (Yes, you have been doing it wrong)
• I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender.
• I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
• The smell of kittens that have been careless; the flowers and the beer cans emerging from the snow.
• Boy, have you been having those dreams of yours again?
• My entire life I have been composing my death poem
• Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
• Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
• Oh well, I guess I'll have to stain the world with darkness until my bloodlust has been quenched.
• I could have been one of a two
• our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• A part of us remains wherever we have been.
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• And then wings sprouted from the space between my shoulders where my wings had once been
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• He's been places they have not.
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• you've been through something that no one should have to go through
• i have been burning for so long
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• I am not gay. I have never been gay.
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
• The Children's Story... (but not just for children)
• we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
• Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• We are the people we have been waiting for.
• I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
• But where the bones had landed, things began to grow
• I appear to have been misinformed
• should have been an artist not a software engineer

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