Findings:

• Advantages an invisible man would have in the world
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
• If we catapulted outlaws, only pawn shops would have guns
• If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• Would ye have a young Virgin of fifteen Years
• All the terrible disadvantages an invisible man would have in the world
• I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
• What pornos would have us believe
• You stole what they would have given you
• If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
• Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
• I might have expected that the mushrooms would worship you
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• Bernie would have won
• We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
• if I was doing it for compliments I would have stopped a lot sooner
• he would have laughed
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• I would have cooled this if you had written it
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• I would like to have emotions
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• you would have been
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• If Gore Had Won (A cautionary tale)
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
• Why the ancient Babylonians would have loved high definition television
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• Would you rather have a matrimony profile?
• Bernie would have won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's
• he would have cried
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• I would have killed for a sexual thought
• Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• if music was a woman you would have a mistress
• The Gnat and the Bull
• The Gnat and the Lion
• Gnorm Gnat
• fungus gnat
• Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
• have
• Know your pets
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• We Have Explosive
• Have you tried rebooting?
• If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
• She's Gotta Have It
• Justice and piety have vanished
• Have you found Jesus?
• What we've got here is a failure to communicate
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
• Have you let Emacs into your heart?
• I did not have sexual relations with that woman
• You have a big finger
• Did God have choice in creating the universe?
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• I have no faith in your God
• What have you
• Citizen: You have committed an error
• Front porch, what should have been said
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Girls Just Want to Have Fun
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• We have nothing to fear but fear itself
• I have a dream
• The US does NOT have Freedom of Speech
• Baptist jokes
• Baptist fear of dancing
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• What is it like to have a crush on someone?
• You can't have everything
• I have heard the mermaids singing
• When I have female children
• I have no complaint
• Times when you MUST have a smoke
• Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
• I have a good idea, smear crap on your face
• What have you been smoking?
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• I have seen the elephant
• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
• Have a buck
• Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
• I have a tricorn hat
• Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
• Why males have nipples
• Feminists have acquired nuclear weapons
• They have potential, if they only applied themselves
• We're trying to have a baby
• Smite heathens or have a beer?
• You mean the me that you would be
• it's good to have a moose
• We atheists have a good sense of humor
• What face did you have before your mother and father were born?
• I have no browser and I must node!
• Here We Have Idaho
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• Have I Got News for You
• Haves and Have-Nots
• Dreamy things people have said to me
• You have 1 writeups until level 3
• I have asked my library to ban a book
• You have far too much time on your hands
• Keep your mouth shut until you have changed something
• Sex with a chicken
• I have this delusion
• I don't have a television set
• Lord, have mercy
• Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others
• Questions I have had today
• Animals people have sex with
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
• I have lots of gay friends
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• Let's all have an orgy!
• Eat well, shit strongly, and you shall have no fear of death!
• There are worse things than to have a great injustice done to you
• Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
• I have a friend
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• A song has a lyric, songs have lyrics
• the innocent have nothing to fear
• Should you have to understand lyrics to enjoy music?
• I HAVE NO CAPS LOCK KEY AND I MUST NOT SHOUT
• Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
• Have you Meta Moderated Today?
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• Where have all the Merrymakers gone?
• That whole bedroom thing wouldn't have happened if you hadn't tried to explain Quantum Physics
• What Have They Done to the Rain
• What Have They Done to the Rain?
• And that's why I won't have sex with you
• You really have nothing to say, do you?
• Some songs have a power to stop you in your tracks

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