Findings:
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
- Sexist jokes
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1795
- That Joke Isn't Funny Anymore
- I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
- In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
- How To Be Funny
- If there were more people like you, there would be less people
- Menstruation jokes are NOT funny. Period.
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1995
- If there were more people like you, there would be more people
- not as funny as it used to be
- people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
- it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
- Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
- If you would be so kind
- Life without music would be a mistake
- To all the cold people who want to be warm again
- as funny as hell
- It must be nice, having people in your life that you actually want to spend time with
- The Filesystem That Would Be King
- If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
- Card carrying, glow-stick waving, use too much gel, funny pant wearing, weirdo
- If I had called you, would you still be dead?
- Just to see what it would be like
- We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
- I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
- If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
- We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
- If people weren't meant to be eaten, they wouldn't be made of meat!
- Funny paper
- funny
- there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
- funny pages
- As nuclear explosions ravage New York City, the apartment block residents rush downstairs to escape the building, only to be forced into the basement by further explosions.
- funny farm
- if everyone were 10% more good, there would be a 90% reduction in evil
- After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
- That would be me
- I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
- Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
- The Man Who Would Be King
- I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
- The next time they would come, I would not be here.
- people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
- If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
- how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
- I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
- People of Earth: we could be heroes.
- Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
- Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
- We Thought You Would Be Prettier
- We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
- subtlety is for people who want to be misunderstood
- So funny you will piss yourself laughing
- Chicken Cannon
- funny fat guy who dies
- pants are funny
- Hearts are funny, fragile, things
- eternity would be boring
- small towns have funny ideas about prejudice
- Nodes which sarcastically argue a point in order to make the other side look foolish are funny
- Imagine how the world would be if only wrecking balls could destroy flowers
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
- I never thought it would be like this
- Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
- What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
- Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
- A whimper would be fine
- I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
- It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
- If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
- Social contract theory = Treat people the way you want to be treated
- Where would America be without Canada?
- he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
- It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner
- If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
- If we classified ducks as monsters, well, that would be pretty accurate.
- People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
- If anything were different, everything would be different
- thoughts and ideas ought to be convoluted, because the things and people that they represent are equally so
- it would be hilarious if only
- grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
- If you would be seated
- Sometimes people will tell you that there are no options and they will be wrong.
- If I were Twenty-One I would be happy
- You mean the me that you would be
- It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
- Words may sound funny if you repeat them aloud too many times
- funny money
- Why do the things that happen to us make such funny stories?
- laughing at things that aren't funny
- It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
- The easier option would just be to electroplate the chicken.
- Funny Macintosh Errors
- Funny bumper stickers
- Funny Feet
- Trying to use tab completion in funny places
- funny disclaimers
- Funny bone
- Japanese puns that are not funny but at least are puns
- A funny story about my Egyptian Grandmother
- Funny Black Man
- Naming your computer
- funny fag
- Insulting softlinks
- Funny C declarations
- A funny thing happened in the arcade today...
- Viagra is not funny
- That Would Be Enough
- Music need not be popular to be good
- How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
- Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
- If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
- It is never too late to be what you would have been
- Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
- How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
- What the American people want politics to be
- Mind without body
- If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
- This would be easier if we did it backwards
- People in prison should be treated like animals
- I assumed we would not even be friends
- It's all right to be filled with hate, people are stupid
- The Ten Commandments revised
- Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
- You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
- Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
- If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
- Linux would be dead without Windows
- If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
- If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
- Will you please be quiet, please?
- The best kind of bartender
- Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
- That I Would Be Good
- Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
- Your noise would not be missed here.
- Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
- Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
- play dumb
- If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
- This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- It's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
- This is not a joke. It won't be easy. We will rule the world.
- Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
- Please tell me it will all be okay.
- It's better to be solitary than with incompatible people
- If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- we can all just be around other people
- Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
- It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
- If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
- How can you defend people you know to be guilty?
- I figured things would be okay once the werewolf started to cry
- If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
- Would you be more of a Jekyll or a Hyde?
- Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
- what would it take to be serene again?
- Come out of her, my people, that ye be not partakers of her sins, and that ye receive not of her plagues.
- The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
- But what kind of violence would not be natural? Is not cruelty natural?
- They knew what our pain would be.
- The total sum of all things would be zero if it was not for love
- Once upon a time, I imagined she would be a river
- What tasty food would be distusting if eaten over rice?
- I Do Not Want To Be One Of Those People
- Sushi would be what sophisticated human aliens would eat.
- Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
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