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• This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
• We wanted to be together, so we worked it out.
• It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• what I thought was going to be a turtleneck turned out to be a dickey
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
• The total sum of all things would be zero if it was not for love
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• The Man Who Would Be King
• In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
• he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
• All My Friends Are Going to Be Strangers
• Can't we all just be friends?
• That would be me
• Let it never be said I slept through it. I never sleep
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1795
• I said to my soul, be cool.
• Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
• All hardware should be emulated in software
• In the future, all turds will be perfectly round
• this is where we all came to be
• Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
• That I Would Be Good
• all I want to be is holding your hand
• I want to be woken by you climbing through my window
• Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• Lesbian Robot Vampires : All Shall Be Victorias, None Shall Survive
• All I ever wanted to be
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• life is short, life is shit, and soon it will all be over
• the world is big enough for all of us. it has to be.
• we shall all be healed
• No one can be totally logical
• Waiting to be wiped out by natural selection
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• What I used to be/Will pass away, and then you'll see/That all I want now/Is happiness for you and me
• all limitations must be overcome
• This song is meant to be played so loudly it liquefies your thoughts as you drive at night through abandoned neon dinosaur bones
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?
• If Huey Lewis Isn't Still Cool Then How Can I Be?
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Linux would be dead without Windows
• Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
• Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
• I never thought it would be like this
• how does it feel to be carried out to the trash?
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• All Flesh Must Be Eaten
• what would it take to be serene again?
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• Beautiful that war and all its deeds of carnage must in time be utterly lost
• This would be easier if we did it backwards
• We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
• You can suck dick and still be a virgin, Mary
• The best kind of bartender
• all shall be well, and all manner of things shall be well
• All the things she had at one point wanted to be
• Where would America be without Canada?
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• Be you all pleas'd, your pleasures grieve not me
• A whimper would be fine
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• we can't all be rock stars
• I'd already be a Buddhist if it weren't for all these damn spiders
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• Millenials All Want to be Celebrities
• My RPG will be a work of art
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• We rode around the town late in the evening counting the streetlights to be sure all were burning
• Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
• Starving in the greenhouse
• If ifs and ands were pots and pans there'd be no work for tinkers
• The end will be a sellout
• People in prison should be treated like animals
• Work hard. Be strong.
• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• heavy as it all may be and still take that step
• I figured things would be okay once the werewolf started to cry
• Come out of her, my people, that ye be not partakers of her sins, and that ye receive not of her plagues.
• The video cuts out here; nothing more can be determined from the tape.
• It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner
• If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
• eternity would be boring
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• Are we really all that we chalk ourselves up to be?
• To all the cold people who want to be warm again
• be cool
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
• If we classified ducks as monsters, well, that would be pretty accurate.
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
• It's so cool to be denied
• how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• Animals which may be immortal
• All That You Love Will Be Carried Away
• Trying desperately to be cool
• If we were all part of one big television show, seriously, you'd be a poorly written character
• All the black jelly beans seem to be glued to the bottom of the bag
• It's all right to be filled with hate, people are stupid
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• All will be devoured within the jaws of terrible time
• We'd all be better off if shaking hands were making love, and children were found in the cabbage patch.
• Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
• All scientific theories will eventually be disproved
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• We must be traveling through time backwards
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• Sucks to be you
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
• The Filesystem That Would Be King
• Three-year-old boys can be cool
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• Salazar won't be turned to stone
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• Be cool in college
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• maybe everything will work out after all
• How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• All you have to do is listen, and be ready.
• Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
• It is not our noise at all, but we are lucky to be listening
• Just to see what it would be like
• we can all just be around other people
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
• It will be a love story ... for she will be my heroine for all time
• Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
• Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• All units be advised
• can it be that it was all so simple then
• I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• Work hard and be nice
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
• some day we will all be gone
• Cool To Be You
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• Mind without body
• Before long the Goddess Tiamat through hip-hop you'll be facing
• If you're not smart enough to figure this out on your own, you shouldn't be doing it
• Went to Coney Island on a Mission From God... Be Back by Five
• The Ten Commandments revised
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• Your noise would not be missed here.
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• All will be well again in time
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• it would be hilarious if only
• Life without music would be a mistake
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• May the world be a better place when I wake up

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