Today I woke up after a long night of drinking 15 kegs of Mjod. Apparently the party was a smashing hit, but now I can't find my sword. Maybe Thor took it? Whoever it was owes me three trells because he did make sure to test it properly on my cheap slaves before leaving.

My new year's resolutions are:
  • Drink less mjod.
  • Pillage & rape less.
  • Stop putting my neighbor's longship on fire.
  • Node more with this magic "everything client apparatus" that I acquired during the last plunder of yesteryear.

Happy new year!

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