Well… I would like to let you all know that I won. Let nothing, witnesses, the loser or the catbox archives tell you different. An Asian losing a fight that involved chopsticks? It has to be a lie.
During this duel I noticed the other users nodelet. I kept wondering what they thought about what they were surely reading in the catbox. The last and most realistic conclusion I reached was something along the lines of…” Look at those dumb kids. Was I ever so crappy at flirting?”
No need to worry, I am currently taken and am loyal. She is also an ocean away.
You won’t see any drama here.
Update:
SHE"S LYING.