Findings:
- Jesus undoubtedly said this or something very like it
- Here's what I hope to do with the Everything code or with something like it
- His voice is like something from a distant age, the voice of the earth itself, the voice of a tree, the voice of a stone.
- If it looks like weed and smells like weed, it's probably weed
- Charlotte, who, like a lot of low-maintenance women, cannot tell a lie, said, Yes.
- Kid named John, or something like that.
- She said I dreamed like dead men
- I realize that just because I like something a lot, it doesn't mean it is of high quality
- He had something to say. He said it.
- I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
- serendipity, or something like it
- The truth, or something like it
- it's like something big is happening right in front of us but we can't see it
- like something out of a story
- He probably builds trebuchets still: Satan needs to modernize, like totally!
- Life, or something like it
- Was it something I said?
- I need something like smoking
- Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
- Look! That x looks like Jesus!
- What did Jesus look like?
- It's a beautiful life, or something like it
- I felt I was part of something, like a voice in a crowd or an island in a sea
- We like you! Probably.
- something like this
- Ways that I like to think of Jesus
- Run like you stole something
- Like fuck, said the duck
- There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
- "You've never danced with anyone like me before," the angel and the devil said to one another.
- Your home probably smells like an old sock. No thanks
- Be Yourself, said the buxom blonde. Just Like Everyone Else
- I write my secrets on the bathroom mirror, like Jesus, before wiping them away to check my hair.
- something my Torts professor said before we left class
- that pain was something I needed, and probably did to myself
- Like farting on a cake, you have defiled something lovely
- I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
- Jesus was a reactionary reformer, just like Martin Luther in later years.
- Like white light? Or a long low moan that turns into laughing? Or the holes in Jesus' hands?
- Ripped like Jesus
- Jesus Jones
- i want to help. i want to be a part of something that will change the world.
- Jews for Jesus
- 900 foot Jesus
- MC 900 Foot Jesus
- Jesus Christ Superstar
- Jesus
- Jesus loves you
- Jesus College, Oxford
- Jesus Lizard
- Jesus Christ Trigonal Planar
- Jesus H. Christ
- Have you found Jesus?
- Jesus Saves
- We're bigger than Jesus now
- What Would Jesus Do?
- The Jesus Movement
- Jesus with long hair
- Jesus Seminar
- Honest to Jesus
- Personal Jesus
- Jesus is the Reason For the Season
- Gonna go buy me some Jesus!
- I love Jesus! If you love Jesus, post here too!
- Chocolate Jesus
- Jesus Freak
- Plastic Jesus
- Just how perfect was Jesus?
- Jesus at half mast
- Jesus stiff
- Atheist compatible Jesus
- Jesus did not say this; it represents the perspective of a later or different tradition
- Sweet Jesus
- The Jesus and Mary Chain
- If the King's English was good enough for Jesus
- Getting Jesus
- Jesus Prayer
- If Jesus came to Earth now
- Jesus sightings
- Bigger Than Jesus
- Drinking for Jesus
- The Reorganized Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints
- The Ballad of Joking Jesus
- Baby Jesus
- The Trial of Jesus
- Jesus Chair
- Did Anne Frank find Jesus?
- I get high on Jesus
- Jesus bitch-slapping the money changers
- Sweet Jesus on a stick!
- Beyond Belief: Fact and Fiction in the Life of Jesus
- Beyond Belief: Fact and Fiction in the Life of Jesus. Part 2
- Chapter 5: Fact and fiction in the life of Jesus. Part 3
- Chapter 5: Fact and fiction in the life of Jesus. Part 4
- Jesus and the Moneylenders
- Crosses scare Jesus
- Jesus Franco
- Jesus is Bob Hope
- What Would Jesus Drink?
- Then what did Jesus say, grandpa?
- Nuke the unborn gay baby whales for Jesus
- Undercover "Jesus" Surfaces Before Departure
- asleep in Jesus
- Jesus was a black man
- Screaming Purple Jesus
- Sweet creeping zombie Jesus!
- Teenage Jesus and the Jerks
- What's wrong with the Jesus Seminar?
- The Lord Jesus Christ
- I won't get over it until people get over Jesus
- Jesus Wants Me for a Sunbeam
- Jesus loves everyone (except loiterers)
- Jesus doesn't care if you say the word "fuck"
- The Jesus Incident
- Script Kiddies for Jesus
- Jesus Loves Me
- After all, the Bible says Jesus' first miraculous sign was to make 180 gallons of wine for a party!
- The Jesus Biker
- I'm wishing Jesus was here again
- Eisegesis
- Edwin Found Jesus in His Big Baggy Jeans
- jesus stick
- East Jesus
- Jesus is cut!
- Disco Jesus (user)
- The 3AM visit by Jesus
- Jesus Piece
- Only Jesus can judge me
- The Jesus Capacitor
- The Real Jesus
- UFOs represent the space forge of the Lord Jesus Christ preparing for the Second Coming
- Jesus is all I need
- Society of Jesus
- Jesus' blood never failed me yet
- Purple Jesus
- Jesus Justus
- Jesus in a freakin' push-up bra!
- Presidents of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints
- Thanking Jesus for Victory
- How many atoms of Jesus you eat every day?
- Jesus Clone
- Jesus Day
- Jesus on the Grille
- The Historical Jesus
- Jesus, the Hero
- Satan shoots and... Jesus Saves!
- The Jesus freak scare
- How Would Jesus Drive?
- Baby Jesus (user)
- Jesus bolt
- Jesus' Son
- Steal Away to Jesus
- Jesus at McDonald's
- Jesus Loves the Little Children
- Claymation Jesus (user)
- James Jesus Angleton
- The Jesus Diet
- Jesus People
- Jesus Christs
- cloning Jesus
- All Hail the Power of Jesu's Name
- Lord thundering Jesus!
- Is Jesus Your Pal?
- Jesus smile
- Jesus aesthetic
- Jesus III - The Judgement Day
- Flying Jesus
- Jesus was a revolutionary
- Ye Sleeping Knights of Jesus
- Jesus loves everyone except homosexuals and non-believers
- Vacuuming Jesus
- Sneaking For Jesus 2001
- Mixmaster Belongim Jesus
- Jesus was a liberal
- Stand up! Stand up for Jesus
- Jesus Vs. Achilles
- Jesus Christ Made Seattle Under Protest
- jesus t christ (user)
- jesus christ (user)
- Woman who anoints Jesus
- Jesus Loves Torque
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