Findings:
- You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
- That would be me
- Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
- grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
- Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
- You asked me once what I would remember... this, and much more
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
- If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
- If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
- The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
- It costs me nothing to be considerate
- If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
- May the wine be sweet. May the stories be heard. May the future bring me home.
- 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
- If I were Twenty-One I would be happy
- What tasty food would be distusting if eaten over rice?
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
- Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
- I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
- If you would be seated
- Who is more likely to be color-blind, men or women?
- Information wants to be free
- The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
- I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
- Let Me Be Your Shelter
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
- Sushi would be what sophisticated human aliens would eat.
- Free to Be, You and Me
- They knew what our pain would be.
- Strike me down - I'll be everything I'm not
- It could be the last time you see me alive
- eternity would be boring
- "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
- If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
- What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
- Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
- Be you all pleas'd, your pleasures grieve not me
- Governments cannot be trusted with our personal information
- I never thought it would be like this
- I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
- We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
- marry me and you'll be safe
- It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner
- Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
- Information wants to be paid
- Linux would be dead without Windows
- Be gentle with me
- If you would be so kind
- Would you be more of a Jekyll or a Hyde?
- Much has been done, and much remains to be done
- If there were more people like you, there would be less people
- But what kind of violence would not be natural? Is not cruelty natural?
- there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
- If anything were different, everything would be different
- it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1995
- if you see a raven, don't throw stones; it could be me
- The total sum of all things would be zero if it was not for love
- Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
- "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
- I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
- Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
- It is never too late to be what you would have been
- Where would America be without Canada?
- Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
- OBAFGKM
- Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
- I assumed we would not even be friends
- Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
- Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
- Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
- Let me be a martyr, dammit!
- Working in a library is never as much fun as you think it might be.
- It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
- I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
- be silent my bird, you tear me apart
- Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
- If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
- If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
- Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
- Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
- The next time they would come, I would not be here.
- Please tell me it will all be okay.
- I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
- I am built to ignore hard truths and keep dreaming. That's what it is to be me.
- let me be your first upvote
- You are a weaponsmith in an open field. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
- Glen Campbell...I'll Be Me
- It's fun to be popular. Everyone gives me drugs.
- That Would Be Enough
- I may never be queen, but you will never break me
- Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
- Once upon a time, I imagined she would be a river
- Mandy would be happy if i died
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1795
- What I used to be/Will pass away, and then you'll see/That all I want now/Is happiness for you and me
- Information cannot be owned
- The Ten Commandments revised
- If there were more people like you, there would be more people
- The easier option would just be to electroplate the chicken.
- Imagine how the world would be if only wrecking balls could destroy flowers
- If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
- If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
- If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
- You've got to be kidding me
- The best kind of bartender
- it's good for me to go and not have there be words
- what would it take to be serene again?
- Working in a greenhouse is sometimes as much fun as you think it might be.
- The Man Who Would Be King
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
- We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
- If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
- Information doesn't want to be anything
- The Filesystem That Would Be King
- If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
- Mind without body
- A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
- makes me want to be a better hacker
- far be it from me
- That I Would Be Good
- Just to see what it would be like
- I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
- A whimper would be fine
- Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
- Life should be held in much higher regard
- In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
- On the comet there will be much pie
- Look siad me Be like me
- Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
- It Ain't Gonna Be Me
- Let me be your fantasy
- These trains will be the death of me yet
- Prepare me a ship of which the half-rotten timbers shall be painted black, let the sails be in rags, and the sailors infirm and sickly
- You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
- Information wants to be deleted
- This would be easier if we did it backwards
- If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
- Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
- people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
- Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
- His retribution is likely to be epic
- If I had called you, would you still be dead?
- Lying, cheating, cunt of a person: Hi, that'll be me.
- it would be hilarious if only
- My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
- If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
- I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
- Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
- Life without music would be a mistake
- You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
- This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
- you are likely to be eaten by a grue
- I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
- I'll be you and you'll be me
- If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
- but you should be right here, right next to me
- If your wish be to close me
- If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
- You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
- Tomorrow will surely be much like today.
- I figured things would be okay once the werewolf started to cry
- Your noise would not be missed here.
- I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
- Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
- It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
- how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
- There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
- If we classified ducks as monsters, well, that would be pretty accurate.
- Much like what music wants to be
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