Findings:
- The brief nightmare waits anxiously for dawn, tearing flesh and drinking spilled blood while it still can.
- "Takeoff?" he said. "Can we handle that much torque?"
- Necromancers really lift your spirits, but the dead can bring you down
- Bragging about a high IQ is way worse than bragging about having a large dick. The latter can at least be demonstrably used for something and be put to good use.
- Escape while you still can.
- What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
- I can photograph you while you sleep
- he can find a cure for us, if we help him
- You don't really drink beer in cans, do you?
- How high can you count on your fingers?
- "You want to know the only thing you can assume about a broken down old man? It's that he's a survivor."
- You Can Sleep While I Drive
- If he's late, you can always start without him
- the summer can do little more than feed itself
- Some people can just hold onto the things that really matter to them
- University students can be really stupid
- Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
- How can I pour your wine while my hands shake so?
- He can
- I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
- Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
- How high can you stack whippets?
- You can never really escape the fire
- Can things really change?
- God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
- Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
- I can hang out with guys without fucking them!
- If you look hard enough, you can see Satan and his works everywhere
- Not everyone can give good blowjobs. Sorry.
- How can a good Buddhist work in advertising?
- Nothing can stop me now
- Girls can wank in a ladylike fashion
- Things you can tell just by looking at her
- How long after the expiration date can you safely drink milk?
- The adrenaline rush of meeting someone new to whom you can relate
- ordering a pizza can be a painful experience
- par can
- How many ways can you say "vinegar"?
- This poem can be put off no longer
- It's the Internet, I can do what I want
- Ski piss
- Every "why" question can be answered by a phrase using the word "idiot"
- Can you hum a few bars?
- Can someone send me a photo of the server my nodes are on, please?
- I can do much better than this
- A smiley can make anything you say seem nice
- king can
- Why the obliteration of privacy can be a good thing
- Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
- Canned Heat
- I will kill you if I can
- Getting out of a traffic ticket
- I can eat a peach for hours
- What is an "online pet" and can I actually raise one?
- How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
- Genetic Engineering, and How We Can Survive
- Smoking during pregnancy can harm your baby
- I can divide by zero
- How can idealism be a bad thing?
- Kick The Can
- Aerosol cans and a lighter can bring wet wood to life
- Smoking can kill you
- Can you tell I'm a man?
- I bet I can make you say black
- can opener
- I can taste the floor
- The Pariah Coke Can Theory
- you can make anything seem cool with over-formatting
- can bowl
- Children can be cruel
- The eerie tale of prescient canned pasta
- The best compliment an actor can receive
- How far can an animal fall and survive?
- You can work in the pit
- Chalk can put us on the Moon
- Can machines think?
- A darn good reason to cover the trash can
- BQN: Can you?
- Prince Albert in a can
- I can never ride the bleeding edge of technology!
- How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?
- Jay Buhner can vomit at will
- Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
- How many ways can you say "ginger"?
- How an S-R latch can destroy the universe
- My God parted the sea; what can yours do?
- Be the baddest bad girl you can be
- Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
- There I stood, rambling incoherently into the tin can, you loved it
- canned ham
- No one can be totally logical
- Language of the dead
- can control
- Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
- How can you arrive anywhere if you don't take that first road trip?
- I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
- Tobacco smoke can harm your children
- You can suck dick and still be a virgin, Mary
- How long can you dance in the endzone?
- Trash can basketball
- You can eat sushi
- Hard disk vibrations and how you can stop them
- Push a can
- Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
- Can we still be friends?
- I recall the last 20 years as succinctly as I can in one node: bear with me
- You can never get away from yourself
- Damn beer can taste exceptional some times!
- To tHe Can (user)
- Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
- can of grease
- How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
- You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
- You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
- I think I can, I think I can
- Why engineers and scientists can never earn as much as business executives and sales people
- Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
- Why do we think we can give a score to our happiness?
- Mom, can we go to the mall?
- How can a thinking, rational adult be an atheist?
- I can neither confirm or deny these charges
- When can it end?
- True Love Can Wait
- How complex can a public toilet be?
- The scariest words I can think of
- I can make a bong out of anything
- What can you tell us about the Republican Platform?
- murder can be fun
- Brother, can you spare a dime?
- Testing wild plants to see if you can eat them
- I sometimes feel like I need every human that I can form a healthy relationship with to survive
- Potatoes saved my life they can save yours too
- what a new pair of jeans can mean
- Asking for a favor
- Be nice to smokers: any cigarette can be their last
- Can I go back to sleep now?
- windows where I can look out
- How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
- How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
- Amazing what you can do with a paperclip and a snapped elastic band
- How can people listen to that crap?
- Can I nominate this guy for sainthood?
- Can
- Dead Can Dance
- Seven words you can never say on television
- Cans of shit
- can of corn
- aluminum can
- garbage can
- trash can
- Can I use my manhood as a weapon?
- WWIII can start in Afghanistan
- Yan Can Cook
- coffee can
- can of whoopass
- Dry bones can harm no one
- Can we all just get along?
- One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
- Star Wars Pepsi Cans
- Star Wars cans hidden message
- Be all that you can be
- canned food
- Can God lie?
- Mr Brown Can Moo! Can You?
- Oh Say Can You Say?
- I can lick 30 tigers today! And other stories
- They leap just because they can, out of joy
- The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
- Archived E2 FAQ: Source Code (document)
- Can buoy
- Can hook
- Water can
- That is not dead which can eternal lie
- I can eat a bicycle!
- Linux can reduce your taxes
- canned laughter
- What song would you want to sing if you could sing?
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